Jessica Alba wears bikinis to beaches

September 16th, 2005 // 20 Comments

  1. smock7

    First of all, dearest God Almight holy Jesus from heaven and all this is great in this universe. Wow.

    Secondly, who is the goober she is with? I was hoping it was her brother and that she has an A. Jolie-style sibling connection.

  2. K-dawg

    I think that is the douchbag b/f Cash Warren. Why do hot girls always go for the losers. And for some reason I want to stick my tongue in her butt.

  3. Chas

    I hit it.

  4. Tommy Cruise

    Why are her clothes on? I though all female celebrities are supposed to be nude on the beach. I think someone photochopped a bikini on her.

    See, this proves I’m not gay. Right?

  5. Gerry


  6. Tacos Supreme

    God damn I want to fill all her holes.

  7. Retouched one of them to remove dude’s leg..


    nice ASS

  9. Juliette

    She is smoking!
    I’d kill to have her bod…it is so natural & feminine looking.

  10. Wild1

    That guy sitting next to her looks like he’s enjoying the show. He should be pitching a monster-sized tent, but his crotch is flatter than Paris Hilton’s ass. Must be her hairdresser.

  11. Proteon

    Lordy lordy lordy.

  12. sexydarin

    Who needs viagra or levitra, with jessica alba around i have a hard on that would last all the waking hours of my day. I would lick her from head to toe and everywhere in between. And yeah i would stick my tongue up her ass, too. The feminine form to perfection. 99% of the celebrity women are ugly. Jessica is one of the best if not the best out there.

  13. 3xthreat

    I think the guy isn’t bad looking. and i’m not gay..

  14. shacked

    These are dudes who don’t like azz.

  15. shacked

    Shyt is skinny…where are the hips? Her face is aight but she got no azz.

  16. She can eat puppies live and piss on small children for all I care….just get naked damnit!

  17. bootface

    oh my god…yeah thats it..thats it baby..yeah yeah OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….whew

  18. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    she does have a cute butt!
    so do i (giggles!) i like her tan, but im sorry, i still think carmen electra is #1 !
    XO all :)

  19. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    “Oh, and did I mention that if you’re not Jessica Alba you look like a bag of feces? Because you do. And it’s gross.”
    says the paragraph by her pic….
    sorry, although i look NOTHING like her, I disagree! i was born in sweden along with my moms entire fam, and my dad and his entire fam were born and raied in ireland. that makes me 50%swedish ( and you KNOW how hot us swedes are! ;) ) and 50% irish. shes tall, like 5’7 and im only 5 feet tall ( irish girls are as small as leprochauns!;) ), 98-104 lbs but NOT anorexic! its all about being HEALHTY. like i said, i workout for about 3 to 4 hours a day, cardio, pilates, weight training, 30 mins of lunges and squats ( for the bum, which works!!!) belly dancing, and an hour of ab work, which kills but its so WORTH it!!! and like i said, shes danish, mexican, native american and i think french? so, likei said, i dont look a thing like her, see im pale, i have white blonde hair ( all natural thank you–promise, even doen THERE !! ;) but i dont think i look “like feces” compared to her!!!! classy, whoever wrote that, real classy

  20. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    PS jessie’s healthy looking too :)

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