First of all, dearest God Almight holy Jesus from heaven and all this is great in this universe. Wow.
Secondly, who is the goober she is with? I was hoping it was her brother and that she has an A. Jolie-style sibling connection.
I think that is the douchbag b/f Cash Warren. Why do hot girls always go for the losers. And for some reason I want to stick my tongue in her butt.
I hit it.
Why are her clothes on? I though all female celebrities are supposed to be nude on the beach. I think someone photochopped a bikini on her.
See, this proves I’m not gay. Right?
God damn I want to fill all her holes.
Retouched one of them to remove dude’s leg..
She is smoking!
I’d kill to have her bod…it is so natural & feminine looking.
That guy sitting next to her looks like he’s enjoying the show. He should be pitching a monster-sized tent, but his crotch is flatter than Paris Hilton’s ass. Must be her hairdresser.
Lordy lordy lordy.
Who needs viagra or levitra, with jessica alba around i have a hard on that would last all the waking hours of my day. I would lick her from head to toe and everywhere in between. And yeah i would stick my tongue up her ass, too. The feminine form to perfection. 99% of the celebrity women are ugly. Jessica is one of the best if not the best out there.
I think the guy isn’t bad looking. and i’m not gay..
These are dudes who don’t like azz.
Shyt is skinny…where are the hips? Her face is aight but she got no azz.
She can eat puppies live and piss on small children for all I care….just get naked damnit!
oh my god…yeah thats it..thats it baby..yeah yeah OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….whew
she does have a cute butt!
so do i (giggles!) i like her tan, but im sorry, i still think carmen electra is #1 !
XO all :)
“Oh, and did I mention that if you’re not Jessica Alba you look like a bag of feces? Because you do. And it’s gross.”
says the paragraph by her pic….
sorry, although i look NOTHING like her, I disagree! i was born in sweden along with my moms entire fam, and my dad and his entire fam were born and raied in ireland. that makes me 50%swedish ( and you KNOW how hot us swedes are! ;) ) and 50% irish. shes tall, like 5’7 and im only 5 feet tall ( irish girls are as small as leprochauns!;) ), 98-104 lbs but NOT anorexic! its all about being HEALHTY. like i said, i workout for about 3 to 4 hours a day, cardio, pilates, weight training, 30 mins of lunges and squats ( for the bum, which works!!!) belly dancing, and an hour of ab work, which kills but its so WORTH it!!! and like i said, shes danish, mexican, native american and i think french? so, likei said, i dont look a thing like her, see im pale, i have white blonde hair ( all natural thank you–promise, even doen THERE !! ;) but i dont think i look “like feces” compared to her!!!! classy, whoever wrote that, real classy
PS jessie’s healthy looking too :)
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