Jessica Alba seems to be cuckoo for staring contests. So much so, that’s she willing to engage in them online. I included a video of her staring prowess after the jump which is either the most seductive and/or creepiest thing I’ve ever seen without my pants on. Anyway, who the hell competes in online staring contests? That’s just retarded. Unlike my newly launched Online Rock-Paper-Scissors competition. It’s easy to play and fun for the whole family! Simply pick your weapon and I’ve already lined up my predetermined responses. Let’s go!:
If you chose “Scissors,” The Superficial Writer chose “Rock.” Contemplate suicide.
If you chose “Paper,” The Superficial Writer chose “Scissors.” Holy crap, you have a vagina.
If you chose “Rock,” The Superficial Writer chose “TANK!” I AM THE L33T! And, also, your biological father.
GAME OVER.
Damn, that’s good fun. Thanks to Brandon who needs to blink, man, blink!
lol fuck dat bitch i bet she likes teh cock
She looks slightly cross-eyed.
At least she’s finally creating something worthwhile.
@43: kitty_kat – I’ve got some of my own Proactive for her chin.
At least it’s be a better use of time than starnig at a computer screen. What a tool.
I don’t get it. What’s the big deal about her?
I do like the zits on her chin. That is a turn on.
Those aren’t zits their herpes sores ZING!
what song is that (the one playing during the video)?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW man, she looks even worse than Britney, at first I thought it was Britney, then I realized it was even worse.
I can’t believe anyone finds this insanely overrated cow attractive. Before, I could understand when she was coated in gallons of professional makeup and dressed by the best stylist attemting their hardest to make her look hot, put in movies and magazines completely photoshoped and airbrushed with digital enhancing and special effects after all the makeup and that, sex-objectified and trying their hardest to maker her look appealing, then I could understand that with all that shit on someone would confuse this overrated average chick for someone attractive, without all that she’s someone you wouldn’t even notice or gland twice at if you walked past by down the street, but now, it’s even worse. Her average face with that new fat body is just, ewwww, get the hell outta here please, you’re 15 minutes are so over and overrating can take you this far. Next, please, and hopefully someone who’s actually HOT, not like this overrated average chick.
FUCKING DISGUSTING.
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. How can this chick be so, disgusting, and how could anyone possible find this gross chick who happens to be the most overrated woman in the world good looking? She’s UGLY. And FAT. And full of zits and herpes.
Even Britney is hotter and prettier than she is.
How rare: an unwed pregnant bimbo.
she looks even worse.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”W e a l t h y Dater.com”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
59, The song is Tribulations by LCD Soundsystem.
as always. First she wears a sheer dress to the Kid’s Choice Awards where you can see her pregnant nipples, because she’s an attention whore, then she hawks her dumb movie, while helping to promote Cash’s site?
Go have your “nerdy, brown” baby and go away.
==========She has said that she’s boring, a nerd and not sexy. I happen to agree with her.
#66
That’s an insult to nerds: at least some of them have brain.
@ 15- It’s HER BODY YOU JEALOUS FAT WHORE, MEN LOVE BODIES MORE THAN ANYTHING AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT SHE WILL GET HER FIGURE BACK RIGHT AFTER SHE GIVES BIRTH, NOT THAT SHE HAS LOST IT, JUST LIKE PALTROW.