Jessica Alba wants you to see her prego-boobs

May 1st, 2008 // 76 Comments

I know what you guys are thinking: “He can’t end on a Heidi Montag post!” And, you’re absolutely right. Where are my manners? To make up for my terrible faux pas here’s something that’s hot, unusual, a bit off the beaten path and won’t be around for very long. I’m, of course, talking about a pregnant Jessica Alba wearing a see-through shirt and no bra to restrain her milk jugs. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Lactation is the bee’s knees. (Except for that whole part where the baby pops out. That’s more like the bee’s taint if you will. Medically speaking.)

NOTE: Uncensored pics are possibly NSFW depending on how good you are at squinting and making out blurry nipples.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. costamar

    And to top it all, she’s got puffies!!!

  2. costamar

    And to top it all, she’s got puffies!!!

  3. costamar

    And to top it all, she’s got puffies!!!

  4. toolboy

    “Blurry Nipples” – Don Ho’s second most requested song.

  5. Jesus, people. Settle down. It’s a pregnant woman with larger breasts. I hate to see what you’d all do if you found her actually breastfeeding her child. Probably push the baby out of the way and latch on for dear life!

  6. The Real Alba

    #48

    That’s Alba without hours of makeup effort or airbrush.

  7. mytwocents

    NOW maybe she will stop saying I am such a serious talent and person….I mean what person who goes to a popular hollywood restaurant goes braless dont’ you realize it’s going to be in the paper…she is the girl who once said “i don’t show much skin”

    she is boring and on top of it she is a hypocrite.
    She does all these things to be a sexy symbol but then says whatever do you mean

  8. Skip Smith

    But I love the bee’s taint!

  9. fygu

    Beautiful face. And are puffy nips a good thing or a bad thing? :/

  10. she's looking gross and oily

    The beyotch is looking gross. But at least she grew out some boobs and is no longer flat chested. Too bad for her that when she’s done nursing her boobs will go back to flat, but stretch-maked and saggy. I bet ya $1 the bitch showed her nipples intentionally to get some attention. She’s that much of a hoe. She will pretend it was an accident and that she’s an innocent prude though. She’s a huge hypocrite.

  11. she's the most overrated woman in history

    Is this chick supposed to be attractive? I don’t get it, never got it. She’s average cute at best like millions of chicks out there are average cute, but definitely not beautiful and definitely not hot or anything gawkable at all. I know she’s always sex-objectified and acting like a complete slut wearing gallons of professional makeup, plus photoshop, special effects, digital enhancing etc in all of her movies and photos, and that’s what makes her appealing to some people, but without that she’s nothing. She’s pure overrating. Heck, she’s the most overrated woman in the world without a doubt. She’s no better looking than any cute chick you randomly see walking down the street. At least now she has boobs, but they won’t last for too long. VERY OVERRATED.

  12. That dress isn’t see through you retards. It has a nude-colored lining. Notice that you can’t see the outline of her areola?

  13. despair

    the most beautiful thing she said was that she felt like she was 16 again. leave her alone you empty souled its.

  14. losers

    she has an allure that far exceeds cute or beauty. she has an innocent soft appeal that none of you welfare mamas could ever comprehend much less emulate. as for you wifebeater wearing hobo high school dropout tacobell working in dudes writing rubbish; you could never, ever afford it. so shut it one and all, just shut it. haters from being the pc living empty shallow lives worrying about how to pay bills while surviving off the government or at best: making minimum wage at a job which reinforces the fact that you are indeed a loser. hear the truth, process it, accept it. know it.

  15. Who Are the Real Losers

    #66

    I see. Is that why her boyfriend of two years did not want to commit to her so she had to get knocked up to make him do it?

    It exceeds cuteness when the real losers can’t tell the difference between “innocent” and “idiotic” and that, having no life, will post late Friday nights and say others are the losers.

    #65,

    She felt like she was 16 again with respect to her face being puffed up like a teenager’s: it was nothing deep like pure, innocent or even romantic. Just a little word of advice: never expect anything beautiful or deep coming from anyone with less than average IQ, like Alba.

  16. this bitch is sooo insanely overrated and where the fuck are the good looks? I don't see any. Plain

    BOOOOOOOOORING overrated bitch. Next, please. Now give us something that is actually hot. Where’s Kim Kardashian?

  17. OH MAN I was hoping these pics were more translucent. Even after close examination of each pic I can’t see nips hardly at all. That said, she’s got milk which is the only thing offsetting the fact she got preggers and her cooch is about to explode, ruining it for evermore. Fukc Cash the Ass he’s a money grubbing leech.

    PS: Sasha #39 if you look like Jessica it’s time to step up to this!

  18. jfowr

    She is gorgeous. I saw her more photos like this at a internet community called B L A C K W H I T E K I S S .C O M yesterday, where all single women are welcome since so many handsome black and white single men are there for a right girl..

  19. Dan

    @ no 5-your the reason there should be manatory castration for douchebags!

  20. TK

    My wife is pregnant and if anyone ever called her fat I’d beat their fucking skull in.You people make me sick.Calling a pregnant woman fat,and ugly.Thats like calling a turtle slow,no shit.

  21. Johnny Vodka

    She’s pregnant? When the fuck did this happen?!

  22. DDD

    she really needs to be wearing a bra. Otherwise those boobies are gonna hit the floor hard.

  23. Alba is nothing special, farmer girl looks with no personality - makes top 100 for a mag the wives d

    #72 with the “tubowife” you see many times being called fat means fat – even always fat and fat in denial women who get pregnant to mentally break from being called fat to “just pregnant, looking perma 9 months plus”, should be called fat. A baby is at most avg 10 pounds, she shouldn’t have more than 3 x baby weight on her. So is your wife in fact, pregnant and fat? I was talking to this Ethiopian restaurant owner the other day – she is the happiest woman i’ve ever met and most healthy stong in shape, supermodel gorgeoussss while 9 months pregnant and probably 2 x baby weight because their culture believes a fat mama produces a fat baby, etc, anyways she stays on her feet in the restaurant and so far healthy beautiful lean kids come out of her…i know, and women are so jealous of her happy positive mood and good looks.

    So defensive fat loving hubby, stop being a codependent fat loving heart attack of a typical american man, if your wife is fat then make her stop self medicating in her ugliness and sorrows. Your wife is fat like the most of sad America. Your abusing your future child for chist’s sakes ! do something!

  24. Alba is nothing special, farmer girl looks with no personality - makes top 100 for a mag the wives d

    #72 with the “tubowife” you see many times being called fat means fat – even always fat and fat in denial women who get pregnant to mentally break from being called fat to “just pregnant, looking perma 9 months plus”, should be called fat. A baby is at most avg 10 pounds, she shouldn’t have more than 3 x baby weight on her. So is your wife in fact, pregnant and fat? I was talking to this Ethiopian restaurant owner the other day – she is the happiest woman i’ve ever met and most healthy stong in shape, supermodel gorgeoussss while 9 months pregnant and probably 2 x baby weight because their culture believes a fat mama produces a fat baby, etc, anyways she stays on her feet in the restaurant and so far healthy beautiful lean kids come out of her…i know, and women are so jealous of her happy positive mood and good looks.

    So defensive fat loving hubby, stop being a codependent fat loving heart attack of a typical american man, if your wife is fat then make her stop self medicating in her ugliness and sorrows. Your wife is fat like the most of sad America. Your abusing your future child for chist’s sakes ! do something!

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