I know what you guys are thinking: “He can’t end on a Heidi Montag post!” And, you’re absolutely right. Where are my manners? To make up for my terrible faux pas here’s something that’s hot, unusual, a bit off the beaten path and won’t be around for very long. I’m, of course, talking about a pregnant Jessica Alba wearing a see-through shirt and no bra to restrain her milk jugs. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Lactation is the bee’s knees. (Except for that whole part where the baby pops out. That’s more like the bee’s taint if you will. Medically speaking.)
NOTE: Uncensored pics are possibly NSFW depending on how good you are at squinting and making out blurry nipples.
Photos: Splash News
BIGsteamyONE | May 1, 2008 at 5:48 pm
i love preggo boobies
jesse | May 1, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Those pics are totally photoshopped
o.0 | May 1, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Weird.
Anexio | May 1, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Bug eyes!
She groos
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I finger my ass hole to knocked up alba’s tits. I’ll also fuck her child when it is born.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | May 1, 2008 at 5:53 pm
made my day
The Real Scooby Doo | May 1, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Got milk?
Ted Mosby | May 1, 2008 at 5:55 pm
I need some cookies to go with that milk.
L | May 1, 2008 at 5:56 pm
#6, if this made your day you should consider ending your life.
Oh, mediocrity strikes again…..yawn…..
The Real Scooby Doo | May 1, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Got milk?
Ted Mosby | May 1, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I need some cookies to go with that milk.
restingonlaurels | May 1, 2008 at 6:00 pm
#9 i often think that of my own life when i find myself delighting in reading comments such as these and then stumble across one like #1.
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | May 1, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Mmmm….Jessica Alba with bigger boobs. That’s like winning the lottery and waking up to find out your penis is three times larger.
B | May 1, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Stupid bitch is going to get saggy tits going around braless!
Barkingrex | May 1, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Awe droppin loads all over your fucking nipple
Grace | May 1, 2008 at 6:15 pm
lmao – she’s really “glowing”, huh? I can’t even imagine how bitchy she is now, considering her natural starting point.
Rick | May 1, 2008 at 6:18 pm
This is just like she is during sex – sullen expression, mouth tightly closed.
Prudence | May 1, 2008 at 6:20 pm
#17
And then when you finish she say it good with a sullen expression.
mcbeef | May 1, 2008 at 6:24 pm
it will make my day when #6 ends their life.
Buck P Stone | May 1, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Ms. Frowny is just askin for milk stains all over her clothes by going braless. She’ll be frowning even more when that happens in 5 minutes.
ldsqtbea | May 1, 2008 at 7:08 pm
totally agree with #14
someone not usually here at this time | May 1, 2008 at 7:27 pm
are you kidding me? That is the stupidest picture. Wow. You can almost sort of see an aereola. Ka-RAZY!!!! Fucking dipshits.
BliZzard | May 1, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Ehrm… yeah I think I see something :P
Zipp | May 1, 2008 at 7:49 pm
and another one bites the dust.
Overrated Mexican skank | May 1, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Is this mongrel whore even married?
fucking bored stuck at work still | May 1, 2008 at 8:13 pm
for cryin in the night, I sure am glad I’m usually home by now. This site sucks at this time of day.
Maloney | May 1, 2008 at 8:30 pm
cripes, is she still pregnant?
Erica | May 1, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Ew, her nips look gross. Who got her pregnant anyways?
fag-hole | May 1, 2008 at 9:36 pm
This broad is so Vanilla.
Besides the generic “pretty” shit, what makes her so appealing???
Nosey | May 1, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Boobs are so overrated. I’m a nose man myself.
Fighting to be FHM #1 Again | May 1, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Now that Megan Fox took her old title, she needs to do something extra to win it back.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 1, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Wowsa!
‘Frank’ , from 16th floor, just come over and we have bit of popcorn. We click red stars and ‘WoWsa!’
Most action we’ve had in month (and ‘Frank’ married.)
Cliff Notes : Cute Knee, but it’s May 1.
(Not that I could imagine any ‘action’ ever increasing for you)
Knee Ya Ha Ha : We have different calendar Notes! And ‘Frank’ say you ‘smarty trousers’ asshole.
Igottabemeeee | May 1, 2008 at 11:06 pm
#30 – I’m fascinated. Are small pudgy noses Teh Hawtness, or do you go for the big ol’ Jimmy Durante type schnozola that you can really get a hold of?
gerard Vandenberg | May 1, 2008 at 11:24 pm
SHE STILL LOVES THE PROSTITUTE-BUSINESS BY SHOWING HER NIPPLES!!
………………………………………..how much?
Anal Fistula | May 1, 2008 at 11:45 pm
why are these NSFW? you can’t see anything…maybe “you had to be there”….
j | May 1, 2008 at 11:46 pm
25, it’s a great thing we’ve got someone like you with high morals on the prego-boobs site.
Xopher | May 2, 2008 at 2:02 am
Another vote for “I’d hit it twice!”
asscrack | May 2, 2008 at 2:48 am
mmmm those look good, plus some milk!!
Sasha | May 2, 2008 at 4:44 am
I have never understood what is so attractive about Jessica Alba. A lot of people tell me I look like her, and I do not take it as a compliment. She is so plain.
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 2, 2008 at 5:52 am
@9 what if 6 saw this post at like 1 minute past midnight? Should they still be killed? I say yeah actually – just because it would be fun!
Skank Man Myself (amoral) | May 2, 2008 at 6:59 am
Yeah it certainly is repulsive how women now flaunt themselves. Enlarged mammaries are a product of the need to nourish a baby, right? These tasteless one-trick (that being their whore sex appeal) sluts utilize a biological aspect of maternity to capitalize on selling their whoredom for notoriety.
So yeah j. And yes I hate that there are millions of mexicans here all over the streets and welfare offices all over the US stealing from us. Look at the bus stops. What percentage of AMERICAN born kids do you see. What will the next generation be like? Dat’s ok. What do you care ? Let em give our country away.
gus | May 2, 2008 at 8:01 am
What do people see in her? She’s no beauty.
bigjerm | May 2, 2008 at 8:02 am
when she hears a baby cry now, those things will start leaking.
Randal | May 2, 2008 at 8:30 am
Porker who was porked. Oink-oink is this bitch a lard-ass. Why must women continue eating their slices of American Pie over and over until they’re bloated circus freaks? Even her eyelids are fat.
Stop showing us these over-fed piglets, Fish. Now those Sudanese kids have it right: Their women know how to keep off the pounds and not end up looking like Fatricia McFatfat.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 2, 2008 at 9:01 am
Nice funbags….. I wonder if being pregnant made her grow a personality too?
CS | May 2, 2008 at 9:14 am
That’s awesomely awesome. I’ve been dying to see nips since that crap with Dane Cook. Alba boobs make life worth living. YOU ROCK SUPERFISH DUDE!
Peter | May 2, 2008 at 9:56 am
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
chiharu | May 2, 2008 at 10:06 am
these are the most unflattering pictures of jessica alba i’ve ever seen.
masterless | May 2, 2008 at 10:46 am
Oh man, I would love to suck on those nipples for hours. Got Milk!?
lula | May 2, 2008 at 10:47 am
you all are fucked