A source close to Jessica Alba is claiming Jessica broke up with Cash Warren because she was ready for marriage and he wasn’t. The insider says:
“He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that. Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful. That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris.”
So obviously this “insider” is insane. They actually want me to believe that Jessica Alba broke up with Cash Warren because he wouldn’t marry her? That’s like telling me Rosie O’Donnell turned down a slice of pie because she was full. Why not just claim the Earth is flat? Or that Abraham Lincoln was a woman?
Queenbuzz | July 30, 2007 at 11:10 am
Thirds??
ndv | July 30, 2007 at 11:11 am
hahaha…first comment ever on this site for me and….
FIRST
ndv | July 30, 2007 at 11:11 am
damnit! i was beat by someone who didnt even have the balls to claim the spot!!!
oh well. jessica alba is gorgeous huh.
whitegold | July 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
Yeah, that does seem a little hard to believe…so why doesn’t someone just ask Cash what the deal is?! I’m sure he’d be more than happy to get his 5 mins of fame and tell all.
ToTellTheTruth | July 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
Thank god they didn’t get married and breed. He looks like a fucking geek. Imagine how the kids would have looked…
whatever | July 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
I’ll marry her!
Victor | July 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
Son of a fuckin bitch, you have to be the dumbest fuck on this earth to admit that you aren’t ready to get married to Jessica Alba. That fuck needs to get his head examined. I would do everything imaginable to her sexually.
Jow Blow | July 30, 2007 at 11:13 am
he’s an idiot .
Joe Blow | July 30, 2007 at 11:14 am
I should learn how to spell
elizabitch | July 30, 2007 at 11:16 am
this ‘insider’ is trying to cover up that jessica’s a cold hearted bitch.
Sportsdvl | July 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
Remember, no matter how hot a woman is – some guy, some where is tired of her shit!
nessa | July 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
I heard that their relationship ended months ago…
and eva longoria just recently got married.
Way to go “source”
Queenbuzz | July 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
NDV…I guess that’s because I don’t have balls ;). Just didn’t want to say “First” and be 10th…hee hee. As for Jessica Alba, Cash Warren looks like a dork. She’s better off.
George W. Bush | July 30, 2007 at 11:24 am
Wait, your telling me Abraham Lincoln wasn’t a woman???
1234 | July 30, 2007 at 11:25 am
#11 yeah, cause nobodys perfect
Cash Warren | July 30, 2007 at 11:29 am
What can I tell you, she’s fridgid! It was like humping my sister! But least my sister got into it, at least a little! Of course with my sister it was hard to tell, you know with all her crying and what not!!!
imasexyassgirl | July 30, 2007 at 11:31 am
Lmao@ #11
Steph | July 30, 2007 at 11:32 am
three separate marriage articles today? holy hell.
jess | July 30, 2007 at 11:33 am
I bet she doesnt even like sex, I bet shes the biggest prude in the world thats why cash dumped her ass
gay4girls | July 30, 2007 at 11:33 am
Gross. I thought she was a dark, sexy, cold-hearted ice queen that devoured the hearts of men as appetizers. Now I’m thinking maybe she’s just some half-attractive broad with a job. Maybe 50 Cent will marry her. I’m not sure the science at CelebrityMatch.com is as sound as I thought it was. I assumed the study of “biorhythms” was a hard science since it contained the affix “bio,” but now I’m not so sure.
jennifer | July 30, 2007 at 11:35 am
In the end MOST men marry a woman for her personality.
Why would a guy want to marry a hot girl with no personality?
That’s called a hookup, not a life long commitment.
havoc | July 30, 2007 at 11:37 am
Come to me Jennifer…….
I’ll do ya right.
.
Shut Up! | July 30, 2007 at 11:45 am
@1 & 2…losers…absolute losers….
lambman | July 30, 2007 at 11:47 am
Wow so not only is this chick boring, but she’s clingly too?
yawn
lambman | July 30, 2007 at 11:49 am
ps Cash is an idiot, everybody knows if you’re just a crew member dating a rich, famous actor you marry them then dump them for the spousal support…fool
LayDeeBug | July 30, 2007 at 11:58 am
Yeah, and that’s why she texted him saying “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Gee, I figured that love was something you couldn’t turn off like your I-pod. People, marriage is the kibosh. Get married and prepare for divorce.
When will these kids learn?
Brock Landers | July 30, 2007 at 11:59 am
That’s a shame because I really think that I, like everyone else in the world, had a shot at her.
Spritzy | July 30, 2007 at 12:04 pm
How could you be in a bad mood in Paris? It’s the perfect place to find someone new.
http://www.spraysinthecity.com
Shut Up! | July 30, 2007 at 12:08 pm
@28, ask all the guys who have been in Paris, and they’ll tell you why they’re usually in a bad mood once they pull out!
James | July 30, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Getting married to JAlba is something you just do, you don’t need to think about it. I hope the rumor is false, I was actually feeling sorry for Casshole.
gay4girls | July 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I agree with my fellow misogamists on this and other postings.
Dizzybenny | July 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
WHAT??? Lincoln was a woman?!?
that would explain lots then.
gay4girls | July 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
@26 You can turn your iPod off by holding down the play button. Love’s the same way.
Manny | July 30, 2007 at 12:17 pm
You guys don’t actually believe he didn’t want to marry her, right?
LayDeeBug | July 30, 2007 at 12:18 pm
#33 – What I MEANT was it shouldn’t be so easy to turn off, dodo. (Wait, YOU know what I meant, yer just messin with me). Guess I’m the dodo.
Texas Tranny | July 30, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Very nice dress. I wonder if she wears sexy lingerie under that, or just boring cotton panties and bra.
I would like to think that she had on something very sexy and hot under that dress. I know I would.
George W. Bush | July 30, 2007 at 12:21 pm
#32 You just repeated my exact same post!!! What are you some kind of iraqni!!!
pickles! | July 30, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Maybe he couldn’t marry someone with such a freakishly long second toe (see last pic)?
I kid, I kid. She is flawless, mutant toe and all. He would be hot… if he was a 50 year old.
Shallow Val | July 30, 2007 at 12:22 pm
#24 Manny,
Marriage isn’t for everyone. Maybe he’s the smart one who felt that marriage is the relationship killer.
Then again, since I think she’s a shallow, vapid, coozebag, she probably couldn’t wait to plan the HUGE HOLLYWOOD WEDDING that all shallow actresses plan. (Think Jennifer Lopez and her 12 weddings) I jest, folks.
Manwhore | July 30, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Poor Jess. And a week or so ago I thought she’d become a cold hard bitch. You gotta give it to her for sticking to a guy for such a long period of time, though. At least she ain’t like them scallywag hookers Hilton or Hohan!
gay4girls | July 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
@35 No dodo here nor there. I’m just playing with meanings. Sorry if I offended . . . I’m trying not to pick fights today.
LayDeeBog | July 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Me no get offended, me likee to play too. I never fight on the Fish (not really).
Sammy | July 30, 2007 at 12:34 pm
hey way all that agresivity to the poor men, maybe Alba is a crazy B
because she look nice , mean she is nice
Cash Money Playah | July 30, 2007 at 12:35 pm
If there is any truth to the rumor then Cash just might be a closet case.
Delly | July 30, 2007 at 12:48 pm
WHAT!!!, Abraham Lincoln wasn’t a woman ??? :S
Ooba Gooba | July 30, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Fuck Jessica Alba. What a fucking bitch. That guy should dump her ass right away.
kix | July 30, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Cash is smarter than he looks. I wouldn’t marry this bag of spoiled meat either.
gay4girls | July 30, 2007 at 12:51 pm
@44 Probably.
Oh, you mean the other Cash, the Warren guy. I thought you meant “CASH Money Playah,” which, as you may know, is you. As for the other guy, who’s to know?
Ivana Tinkle | July 30, 2007 at 1:00 pm
*16 I swear to God that was the funniest post I have ever read! I think I peed a little!!
What??? | July 30, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Madness!! Fucking madness! Who the fuck wouldn’t want to lock down Jessica Alba? It’s Jessica Fucking Alba! This is not rocket science here! NO name rapper named after currency + Jessica Alba = fame, fourtune, and JESSICA FUCKING ALBA ON LOCKDOWN! What is this world coming too? There is no logical reasoning behind this. No one can tell me, ‘oh, you’re not cash warren. jessica alba might be a real bitch.’ Bullshit! It’s Jessica Alba, Goddess of this Planet! Mrs. Fantastic! Honey! Dark Fucking Angel! You gotta be kidding me!