Jessica Alba thinks actors suck

jalba_actorwhimp.jpgJessica Alba has vowed to never date anymore actors because they’re too vain, with previous actor boyfriends including Mark Wahlberg and Michael Weatherly, who she was engaged to. She’s currently dating assistant director Cash Warren, who she met on the set of Fantastic Four, and insists male actors are more diva-like than women.

“I’m way too high maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor. I don’t need a man who spends as much time in front of the mirror as me.”

Also, in an interview with Britain’s Cosmopolitan magazine, she added that actors weren’t as tough off screen.

“When I used to do action scenes in Dark Angel I had to play it rough. If you hit an actress accidentally she’d take it on the chin, but the guys would take a 20 minute break and ask for x-rays. I’d tell them, ‘Come on, man. You’re supposed to be a tough guy.’ I’m telling you – actors aren’t as tough as they seem on screen.”

Heck, I could have told her that. I was on the set of The Scorpion King this one time and I saw The Rock sitting there doing bench presses in between takes so I went up to him and kicked him right in the crotch. He totally dropped the barbell and started screaming like a little girl. Pfft, what a whimp. If he’s so tough, he should’ve been able to handle my six kicks to his groin while he was bench pressing 300 lbs.

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