Jessica Alba premieres stuff and other news

- Tina Fey does Vogue. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Ripa wants her husband to cheat on her. [PopEater]

- Kelly Clarkson continues her love affair with bacon. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Josh Duhamel’s stripper mistress isn’t carrying his baby and can’t understand why she’s a media spectacle. Not counting all those interviews and accusations she made. [TheFABlife]

- Harrison Ford demonstrates you can fly medical supplies to Haiti without the aid of Scientology ministers. Who knew? [Starpulse]

- Simon Monjack is just trying to pull himself up by his bootstraps. That Brittany Murphy’s death bought him. [Celebslam]

- Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Mariska Hargitay fight domestic violence by having a kinky threeway in my mind. It’s the only way! [Just Jared]

- Sandra Bullock experiences epic pubic FAIL. [The Blemish]

- Gavin Rossdale’s penis likes red lipstick. [PopSugar]

- Katie Holmes finally makes Suri wears a coat. But only after buying her a Bentley. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Jon Gosselin has a 3-inch penis. [ICYDK]

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