Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini

Jealousy is a little easier to hide if you actually have some tact in your negative posts.

Off to wank some more.

I think she’s beautiful and I love her. One of the few female celebrities that don’t grate on my nerves.

She is looking quite thin, however. I’d like to make her eat a big fat sandwich, or something.

anyone who doesn’t see why jessica alba is hot isn’t into females

http://www.carpemundus.com – into females

Wait…lemme check…
Yep, my pants just exploded.

Yeah. She’s gorgeous. But why doesn’t her bikini match?

Twiggy lives…..

Most Hispanics are NATIVE AMERICANS!! WE ARE INDIGINOUS!!! America is nowhere near Africa #21!!!The only way a Hispanic can have black ancestry is if they are decendents of the ones we sold to YOU people in slave ports like Cuba, The Dominican Republic,Puerto Rico or others. Jessica Alba is half white and half MEXICAN. MEXICANS ARE NOT BLACK!!!Mexicans in themselves are a mixture of Native and Spaniard blood. Open a fucking book once every now and then dumbasses.

Jessica Alba is natures answer to ED. That’s right. Jessica Alba is a cure for erectile dysfunction. No Levitra, no Viagra, just pure Jessica Alba juice. Permanent Hardon.

She’s up there, probably one of the best in the biz. We’ll see how long the body of a 14 year old holds up. If she stays away from the booze, drugs and partying she might just be able to buy alcohol without getting carded when she turns 50. Now the real question is, who’s going to be the first bloke to make a cool billion on candid nude pics of this lass, and send them to me please…chop chop…

Alba has no black ancestry. Black folks never made it to mexico. south america the carribean, costa rica, belize, nicaragua, south america(etc etc) yes, mexico no. mexicans are notorious negro haters too by the way, who seem to take pride in the fact that they are higher than blacks on the racist caucasoid’s pecking order. right below the jews.

Alba does have some black in her though, regularly. Cash warrens father is a negro.

Ah, what lovely photos of Jessica Nipple– I mean Jessica Alba. *tries not to stare*

Black or not i’ll still smack that ass.Maybe,maybe she may clit-slap me as well.Unless she’s a real huge and fat clit ofcourse.You see,i’ve to cover myself up.You never know what turns out of all those mixed up races.

#3- You get to use a capital L when you tell everyone that you’re a Loser.

@57…See, this is exactly why this is not the forum for this, as a part hispanic who has not a drop of cholo blood in me (for which I thank God everyday) I need to remind you that while some hispanics are mexican not all hispanics are fucking mexican(thank god again). I’m not gonna start a fucking seminar here on ethnicity, I already read everything needed on this subject, so YOU open a fucking book, or shove it up your ass ….esse.

I’m glad some people have noticed jessica alba’s shrinking body. Her boobs aren’t Bs anymore, more like As.

Now hispanic women with REAL curves and hips are eva mendes, roselyn sanchez, vita guerrera, adriana lima, alessandra ambrosio, giselle bundchen. They’re way better than jessica alba.

Go latinos!!!

By the way.

I’m chilean, salvadorean, spaniard, native american and german.

No black genes.

Some people need to read.

ROFLOL @ you Superficial and @ all the desperates admiring this chick who obviosly haven’t seen a really hot woman and a real woman’s body in their lives. You are obsessed with her Superfish, aren’t you?
this woman is so average. cute, that’s all. that ass (well, if she had any, she doesn’t actually) is as flat as a wall. her body is a stick with 0 curves. she has no tits. her waist is as wide as her hips. her back is actually wider and bigger than her ass. and that face is ok, but by no means anything special. girls you want a body like that? just stop eating, you don’t have to do anything else.
seriously people, I don’t know what you see in this chick. I understand that all glamed up caked in makeup all skanky looking baring her clothes and all airbrushed and photshoped in movies like Sin City and promo pictures she looked hot to you guys, but come on, this chick is so average any time when she’s not playing a skanky role off camera. cute is all you can say about her. seriosly guys, open your eyes. I don’t know what kinda girlfriends you have or how women look like where you live, but I’m sure many of your girlfriends could be a lot hotter and prettier than this chick is, way hotter and prettier if they were about to play Nancy Callahan in Sin City with all the makeup, outfits and skanky moves etc. that Alba had going on. so stop idolizing a cute chick and look at what you have (if it’s better of course). If you truly believe this chick is hot (she is no hotter than a cute chick), that she’s really beautiful or that she has a really nice body, I feel sorry for you, how desperate can you be? go find a real hot chick with a really nice body and stop being so dumb idolizing an average chick over your computer screen. Jessica Alba for sure is completely invisible next to my fucking hot girlfriend and only wishes she could look a little like her.

#67 ITA, just don’t see it.
And to #53 Before you make blanket statements, accept the fact that you are a pedophile who fantasizes about little boys.
There’s absolutely nothing that identifies the body in the photos as female, except there’s no lump in the swim trunks.
I like having sex with living women, not living corpses made of skin and bone.

U people are weird and obviously jealous of Black people since u talk about them sooo much..And obviously ,Go To School –ur dumb ass never went to school or u would know that slave ships landed in Mexico as well. Many of us have Black blood, u can call urself “Latino” all u wnat. that’s just a cute way of saying Nigga…Don’t shake your family tree to hard–or a ni##a will fall out.(Paul Mooney)

#43- Sooooo… you’re supposed to look like a 12-year-old girl who hasn’t gone through puberty? Mariah might not have the best bikini body, but at least you can tell that she’s woman when she wears one.

67 – Quite a rant. Why do you care so much about people being fans of Alba? She isn’t your cup of tea, and that’s fine. It’s no reason to put down others though. If everyone found the same kind of person attractive, it would be a pretty crappy world.
I personally like a little more meat than she currently has. However, she still looks good, has a nice butt, and most importantly, looks healthy. It looks like she has lost weight with excercise and a healthy diet, not some crazy crash diet, ciggies and meth. Her muscle tone is excellent. Her legs and tummy actually look better now with less weight. However, her face and chest are unfortunately smaller.
I personally don’t think the trade off was worth it. She should put back 5-10lbs. It’s really not a big deal though, she still looks good, and if this is what makes her happy, great.

Uh. She needs to eat more carbs.

ok, it’s obvious that everyone complimeting this average chick’s stick 0 curves body and flat ass is wether a little boy who has never seen how a real hot woman’s body and ass looks like, or the same but someone older instead of a little boy, a loser who could be turned on by a fly, and who probably hasn’t seen or touched a hot chick, a hot body and a hot ass in their whole life, and probably never will. or a woman, of course, as at least 50% of people complimenting this chick’s flat ass and stick 0 curves body are women, who probably are fattys who are ugly as fuck, so that’s the reason why they think this chick has a nice body etc. Jessica Alba’s body resembles a boy’s body, not a woman’s body.
ok some lessons for you guys and girls. this is how a hot and nice ass, a hot and nice body and a real hot chick looks like:
- http://i1.tinypic.com/3zrrksz.jpg

and this:
- http://i11.tinypic.com/2dkiyox.jpg

and this:
- http://i10.tinypic.com/2vi06yc.jpg

now who could look like a 47 year old man huh Superfish?

Jessica Alba is perfect!

I can’t *believe* how underwhelmed everybody is by these pictures!!! She looks superhumanly incredible and if any of you criticising her actually saw this in real life you would faint.

Oh, and Forbidden: if I had an arse like the girls in those photos, I’d ‘forbid’ myself any carbs for at least a decade.

what a bunch of losers here.
to #76 -
as perfect as you are

to #77
I feel sorry for you. never seen or touched a hot chick? if anyone saw her in real life they would be truly disappointed and would turn their head and take their eyes off her to check out the hot chick walking by

to #78
Am I sorry for you. No wonder why you like her ass if yours is so much worse. Just a hint, maybe it looks so bad because you aren’t aware that it’s not carbs but fat what makes you fat and what gives your ass cellulite and makes it look horrible.

She has no hips and is skinny but I’d still bone her.

man, i hope it was two-hand touch football!

nice…..i would love to play some two hand touch with her!

I think she is a f ing bitch

No thanks. Her body is the equivalent of a 14 year old boy.
For God’s sake her SHOULDERS are wider than her hips.
Maybe I’d hit it if one day she grew an ass and some hips like a real woman.