Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini

January 2nd, 2007 // 85 Comments
superficial

  1. vanny:)

    first :P

  2. tony-HIMself

    second! soso yummy.

  3. Burner27

    What do you get if you post first?

  4. You mean “Who cares what Jessica Alba is doing in her bikini?” Because that football is inivisible.

  5. BarbadoSlim

    Awesome, if I hadn’t already masturbated thirty of forty times this would’ve been my first jack-off material of 2007.

  6. RichPort

    She throws like a girl.

  7. penissary contact

    she’s very hot as a boy now, but i liked her better as a girl.

  8. shanonorato

    My new years resolution is to have a body like that by February…better start puking.

  9. Tracie

    Is that a tattoo of Joe Perry’s signature Aerosmith wings on her lower back? A bow tie? What? She looks great from the ribs up, but her lower body (where are her hips?) leaves just a little to be desired. All in all though, for a chick whose business it is simply to look good, she IS doing her job purty well.

  10. Lowlands

    She’s not too bad but i’ve seen,had and have better.Who’s that Arab she’s with?Lookslike he’s still wearing his Kurdish shitpants on.

  11. Nice nipples. I don’t like her. I like the little boys. Give me your little boys.

  12. Lowlands

    (11)What happened?Practising your new year’s resolution?

  13. Caroline

    Who is that fairly unattractive man hanging all over her? She can do better than that.

  14. BigJim

    In more important news, I think that the United States Department of Defense has entered into a secret partnership with Nerf.

    See, Santa Claus brought my son (and maybe Santa is in on it too) a Nerf Dart-Tag game for Christmas. This thing has a ten round magazine that empties on full auto in under half a second. It’s rapidity of fire is near that to an M-16 Assault Rifle.

    It is the coolest fucking thing ever. When I tried it out, I was overwhelmed with a compulsion to find someone wearing religious headgear and blow them straight into the waiting arms of Allah.

    My suspicion is that the military, concerned about lackluster recruitment, has decided to start getting kids interested in killing at younger ages and hence entered into a product development arrangement with Nerf to make kids more bloodthirsty.

    Oh, and Jessica Alba is hot.

  15. frenchtoaststix

    Thanks a lot SF. My husband saw this and I cannot get him away from the computer. And I had online shopping to do.

  16. Binky

    The two top row pix on the right are an eye-opener – I didn’t know Eli Manning’s hair was so long.

  17. justme

    She’s hot. SHe’s half latino anf half white. There’s no simian negro in this beauty.

  18. BarbadoSlim

    Nerf Dart-Tag you say? high rate of fire you say?

    I so have to get to Toys R Us.

  19. black sunshine

    hey justme, i got some news . . . i am actually your father. that’s right, your moms needed some simian negro in her . . .

    any word on whether Alba is going to be fighting Galactus in that bikini?

  20. BarbadoSlim

    #18 I hate to shatter your world-view there Grand Wizard but if she’s hispanic aka latina then she has a very high black component in her genes.

    So you’ve been jackin’off to a half breed.

    suck on that padre.

  21. Binky

    Oh – and JA looks good as well.
    (I still think she’s more of a Tight End than a Wide Receiver)

  22. frenchtoaststix

    Great. The keys are now sticky. No online shopping for me. DAMN you SF!

  23. susiederkins

    whoaaa. straight girl totally wants jessica alba

  24. At least they’re not fucking in the water this time.

  25. justme

    Most Latinos are causcasoid.

    The negro ones have the simian features like, flaring nostrils, bootlips, SOS pad hair, muscular build, and floppy tits.

    Look at Brazil. The white Brazilians look feminine while the negro brazilians look like monkeys.

  26. bclinton

    too skinny. it’d be one thing if she had always been a skinny chick, but she used to be curvy perfection. now she’s a tube with mosquito bites.

  27. BarbadoSlim

    #26 nope you are wrong,for at least a million reasons, you know NOTHING of latino/hispanic ethnicity NOTHING, This concludes the idiot ignorant racist portion of this thread.

  28. RichPort

    justme’s mom doesn’t feel the same way. She looooves her some chorizo.

  29. Libraesque

    this is how NNDB lists her
    Mexican Ancestry Paternal
    French Ancestry Maternal
    Danish Ancestry Maternal

  30. Now that’s a fine way to start off the new year. Jessica Alba in a bikini. Clap clap.

  31. HELLpenis

    Hmm…she’s just a wee bit too skinny. I liked her better before. Oh well at least she still has an ass

  32. Missallanpoe

    I’m sorry, I know she’s hott an all, but why the hell would I care about this? MORE CELEBIRTY BASHING ASSHOLES. THAT’S WHAT I COME HERE FOR!

  33. Missallanpoe

    I’m sorry, I know she’s hott an all, but why the hell would I care about this? MORE CELEBIRTY BASHING ASSHOLES. THAT’S WHAT I COME HERE FOR!

  34. DrDanny

    I’d let her peepee on my chest just to get a look at the hole.

  35. tasty smegma

    2007 is confusing so far. jessica alba? i expected a post about paris hilton first, then britney, then back to paris, then back to britney, then over to lindsay, then back to paris, then nicole richie, then a combined britney/paris, and only then maybe a jessica alba to cleanse the palette. in other words, i wasn’t prepared to beat off immediately. i guess i’ll have to go back to pulling my pants down before i launch the browser…

  36. whodatiz

    I am not fond of the waistless/hipless. Check out the pic with the second girl in there – 2nd column, 4th one down. Sweet sweet ass and face of a doll though.

  37. QueenV

    I have no idea what Jessica Alba is talking about when she complains about being too curvy. She’s gotten way too skinny!!!

  38. whodatiz

    I am not fond of the waistless/hipless. Check out the pic with the second girl in there – 2nd column, 4th one down. Sweet sweet ass and face of a doll though.

  39. whodatiz

    I am not fond of the waistless/hipless. Check out the pic with the second girl in there – 2nd column, 4th one down. Sweet sweet ass and face of a doll though.

  40. clairargent

    Jessica Alba is a very pretty girl, lovely to look at and all, but don’t you have any pictures of anybody famous doing someyhing embarrassing over New Years?

  41. Jenster

    how gratuitis of you superfish.

  42. wedgeone

    Mariah (a/k/a “Mimi”) – THIS is how someone in a bikini is SUPPOSED to look.
    Not with tons of thickness hanging out all over the place, like you’ve got going on.

    Don’t I remember JA having bigger cans though? Could just be my imagination.

  43. Sheva

    She looks better with a few more pounds. I’d cope while making some fine pasta.

  44. Truthseeker013

    Bless you, my son. You shall be richly rewarded in Heaven for this.

  45. cole007

    #40 whodatiz – you is right. That other girl looks more like a girl. Jessica’s hips have all but disappeared!!!

  46. cole007

    #40 whodatiz – you is right. That other girl looks more like a girl. Jessica’s hips have all but disappeared!!!

    ok, time to go to the gym, fatso….

  47. Googolygoo

    She looks like a 14 year old anorexic boy with a nose made of putty.
    Blech.

  48. #48 – Thank-you. I don’t see what anyone sees in her.

  49. andrewthezeppo

    Am I the only one creeped out that her shoulders are bigger and rounder than her breats? She looks kinda sickly and gross now.

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