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vanny:) | January 2, 2007 at 4:51 am
first :P
tony-HIMself | January 2, 2007 at 4:53 am
second! soso yummy.
Burner27 | January 2, 2007 at 5:01 am
What do you get if you post first?
Peter Coffin | January 2, 2007 at 5:02 am
You mean “Who cares what Jessica Alba is doing in her bikini?” Because that football is inivisible.
BarbadoSlim | January 2, 2007 at 5:15 am
Awesome, if I hadn’t already masturbated thirty of forty times this would’ve been my first jack-off material of 2007.
RichPort | January 2, 2007 at 5:17 am
She throws like a girl.
penissary contact | January 2, 2007 at 5:33 am
she’s very hot as a boy now, but i liked her better as a girl.
shanonorato | January 2, 2007 at 5:40 am
My new years resolution is to have a body like that by February…better start puking.
Tracie | January 2, 2007 at 6:01 am
Is that a tattoo of Joe Perry’s signature Aerosmith wings on her lower back? A bow tie? What? She looks great from the ribs up, but her lower body (where are her hips?) leaves just a little to be desired. All in all though, for a chick whose business it is simply to look good, she IS doing her job purty well.
Lowlands | January 2, 2007 at 6:28 am
She’s not too bad but i’ve seen,had and have better.Who’s that Arab she’s with?Lookslike he’s still wearing his Kurdish shitpants on.
Italian Stallion | January 2, 2007 at 6:32 am
Nice nipples. I don’t like her. I like the little boys. Give me your little boys.
Lowlands | January 2, 2007 at 6:40 am
(11)What happened?Practising your new year’s resolution?
Caroline | January 2, 2007 at 6:54 am
Who is that fairly unattractive man hanging all over her? She can do better than that.
BigJim | January 2, 2007 at 7:12 am
In more important news, I think that the United States Department of Defense has entered into a secret partnership with Nerf.
See, Santa Claus brought my son (and maybe Santa is in on it too) a Nerf Dart-Tag game for Christmas. This thing has a ten round magazine that empties on full auto in under half a second. It’s rapidity of fire is near that to an M-16 Assault Rifle.
It is the coolest fucking thing ever. When I tried it out, I was overwhelmed with a compulsion to find someone wearing religious headgear and blow them straight into the waiting arms of Allah.
My suspicion is that the military, concerned about lackluster recruitment, has decided to start getting kids interested in killing at younger ages and hence entered into a product development arrangement with Nerf to make kids more bloodthirsty.
Oh, and Jessica Alba is hot.
frenchtoaststix | January 2, 2007 at 7:19 am
Thanks a lot SF. My husband saw this and I cannot get him away from the computer. And I had online shopping to do.
Binky | January 2, 2007 at 7:24 am
The two top row pix on the right are an eye-opener – I didn’t know Eli Manning’s hair was so long.
Sexy-Celebs.Com | January 2, 2007 at 7:25 am
Great HQ caps!
justme | January 2, 2007 at 7:27 am
She’s hot. SHe’s half latino anf half white. There’s no simian negro in this beauty.
BarbadoSlim | January 2, 2007 at 7:29 am
Nerf Dart-Tag you say? high rate of fire you say?
I so have to get to Toys R Us.
black sunshine | January 2, 2007 at 7:34 am
hey justme, i got some news . . . i am actually your father. that’s right, your moms needed some simian negro in her . . .
any word on whether Alba is going to be fighting Galactus in that bikini?
BarbadoSlim | January 2, 2007 at 7:34 am
#18 I hate to shatter your world-view there Grand Wizard but if she’s hispanic aka latina then she has a very high black component in her genes.
So you’ve been jackin’off to a half breed.
suck on that padre.
Binky | January 2, 2007 at 7:39 am
Oh – and JA looks good as well.
(I still think she’s more of a Tight End than a Wide Receiver)
frenchtoaststix | January 2, 2007 at 7:49 am
Great. The keys are now sticky. No online shopping for me. DAMN you SF!
susiederkins | January 2, 2007 at 7:52 am
whoaaa. straight girl totally wants jessica alba
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com | January 2, 2007 at 8:14 am
At least they’re not fucking in the water this time.
justme | January 2, 2007 at 8:36 am
Most Latinos are causcasoid.
The negro ones have the simian features like, flaring nostrils, bootlips, SOS pad hair, muscular build, and floppy tits.
Look at Brazil. The white Brazilians look feminine while the negro brazilians look like monkeys.
bclinton | January 2, 2007 at 8:39 am
too skinny. it’d be one thing if she had always been a skinny chick, but she used to be curvy perfection. now she’s a tube with mosquito bites.
BarbadoSlim | January 2, 2007 at 9:00 am
#26 nope you are wrong,for at least a million reasons, you know NOTHING of latino/hispanic ethnicity NOTHING, This concludes the idiot ignorant racist portion of this thread.
RichPort | January 2, 2007 at 9:21 am
justme’s mom doesn’t feel the same way. She looooves her some chorizo.
Libraesque | January 2, 2007 at 9:35 am
this is how NNDB lists her
Mexican Ancestry Paternal
French Ancestry Maternal
Danish Ancestry Maternal
Todd Anthony | January 2, 2007 at 9:40 am
Now that’s a fine way to start off the new year. Jessica Alba in a bikini. Clap clap.
HELLpenis | January 2, 2007 at 9:42 am
Hmm…she’s just a wee bit too skinny. I liked her better before. Oh well at least she still has an ass
Missallanpoe | January 2, 2007 at 9:43 am
I’m sorry, I know she’s hott an all, but why the hell would I care about this? MORE CELEBIRTY BASHING ASSHOLES. THAT’S WHAT I COME HERE FOR!
Missallanpoe | January 2, 2007 at 9:44 am
I’m sorry, I know she’s hott an all, but why the hell would I care about this? MORE CELEBIRTY BASHING ASSHOLES. THAT’S WHAT I COME HERE FOR!
DrDanny | January 2, 2007 at 9:44 am
I’d let her peepee on my chest just to get a look at the hole.
tasty smegma | January 2, 2007 at 9:54 am
2007 is confusing so far. jessica alba? i expected a post about paris hilton first, then britney, then back to paris, then back to britney, then over to lindsay, then back to paris, then nicole richie, then a combined britney/paris, and only then maybe a jessica alba to cleanse the palette. in other words, i wasn’t prepared to beat off immediately. i guess i’ll have to go back to pulling my pants down before i launch the browser…
whodatiz | January 2, 2007 at 9:58 am
I am not fond of the waistless/hipless. Check out the pic with the second girl in there – 2nd column, 4th one down. Sweet sweet ass and face of a doll though.
QueenV | January 2, 2007 at 9:58 am
I have no idea what Jessica Alba is talking about when she complains about being too curvy. She’s gotten way too skinny!!!
whodatiz | January 2, 2007 at 9:58 am
I am not fond of the waistless/hipless. Check out the pic with the second girl in there – 2nd column, 4th one down. Sweet sweet ass and face of a doll though.
whodatiz | January 2, 2007 at 10:00 am
I am not fond of the waistless/hipless. Check out the pic with the second girl in there – 2nd column, 4th one down. Sweet sweet ass and face of a doll though.
clairargent | January 2, 2007 at 10:02 am
Jessica Alba is a very pretty girl, lovely to look at and all, but don’t you have any pictures of anybody famous doing someyhing embarrassing over New Years?
Jenster | January 2, 2007 at 10:11 am
how gratuitis of you superfish.
wedgeone | January 2, 2007 at 11:15 am
Mariah (a/k/a “Mimi”) – THIS is how someone in a bikini is SUPPOSED to look.
Not with tons of thickness hanging out all over the place, like you’ve got going on.
Don’t I remember JA having bigger cans though? Could just be my imagination.
Sheva | January 2, 2007 at 11:44 am
She looks better with a few more pounds. I’d cope while making some fine pasta.
Truthseeker013 | January 2, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Bless you, my son. You shall be richly rewarded in Heaven for this.
cole007 | January 2, 2007 at 12:12 pm
#40 whodatiz – you is right. That other girl looks more like a girl. Jessica’s hips have all but disappeared!!!
cole007 | January 2, 2007 at 12:13 pm
#40 whodatiz – you is right. That other girl looks more like a girl. Jessica’s hips have all but disappeared!!!
ok, time to go to the gym, fatso….
Googolygoo | January 2, 2007 at 1:05 pm
She looks like a 14 year old anorexic boy with a nose made of putty.
Blech.
edb87 | January 2, 2007 at 1:17 pm
#48 – Thank-you. I don’t see what anyone sees in her.
andrewthezeppo | January 2, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Am I the only one creeped out that her shoulders are bigger and rounder than her breats? She looks kinda sickly and gross now.