Jessica Alba wears a bikini, could be pregnant

June 2nd, 2008 // 64 Comments

I’m not a doctor (Actually yes. Yes I am.), but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that Jessica Alba might be pregnant. And I’m not sure where or when these were taken, but whoever’s job it is to hide in bushes and take pictures of women in bikinis, I want in. I mean sure, my current job title of Ferrari-Racing Breast Massager sounds pretty good, but it gets tiresome after awhile. I think I’d much prefer hiding in somebody’s garbage can for a week just to get a shot of them in their bikini. Alas, I only dare dream of living such a glamorous life.

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  1. LOL

    #50. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that was my first thought when I saw these pics.

  2. Good lord, this bitch is gross without makeup and now that she’s fat as a whale, it’s just disgusting. I knew this bitch was the most overrated woman in the world and that with photoshop, special effects and gallons of makeup she was nothing, but this makes it even worse, this woman is scary as shit au-natural. Why did you have to post these pictures? now, after seeing this, you have grossed my dick out, and it won’t be able to get hard for a week, until these gross images fade from my mind.

  3. Good lord, this bitch is gross without makeup and now that she’s fat as a whale, it’s just disgusting. I knew this bitch was the most overrated woman in the world and that without photoshop, special effects and gallons of makeup she was nothing, but this makes it even worse, this woman is scary as shit au-natural. Why did you have to post these pictures? now, after seeing this, you have grossed my dick out, and it won’t be able to get hard for a week, until these gross images fade from my mind.

  4. Juliana

    Hahahha you know she went to this huge Latino party and she got kicked out an hour in because she couldnt speak Spanish .. the guests were appalled by her

  5. mrsbrooks317

    What the hell is wrong with you people! Duh she pregnant “not a fat whale” shes due this summer and its ashame people sit at home amd bash other people lives instead of worring about their own

  6. DDD

    Pregnancy ruined her tight, flat, toned abs.

  7. DDD

    Pregnancy ruined her tight, flat, toned abs.

  8. ewwww ewwwww and more ewwwww.
    she looks like an inflated gassy floating hippo that is about to fart. you know that if that thing farted people in the surronding areas would need gas masks.
    the fat hippo or pool whale looks like she has been eating way too much chili and too many cheetos. like if being pregnant was an excuse to looking that gross, Angelina Jolie looks gorgeous pregnant with twins and the only thing that has gotten fat about her is her tummy, this pool whale loves the chili and cheetos too much I’m afraid. she makes the worst looking, fattest Britney Spears look hot. Britney has never looked as gross as this pool whale or gassy fat hippo, not even close, and not even when she was pregnant.
    I knew Jessica Alba was nothing without gallons of makeup, photoshop and special effects, but this proves that Jessica Alba is actually FUCKING UGLY as sin without makeup. Heck, you know after looking at these pictures there’s no way your dick is going to be able to get hard in the next couple days.

  9. That’s the grossest pregnant woman I’ve ever seen. She looks like a fat hippo that is about to fart, and you know it’s gonna stink badly.
    BTW, she’s not ugly without makeup, she’s worse, she’s SCARY.

  10. undrtakr900

    @ 56 & 58.

    Oh sorry her decision to have a baby put a hold to your masturbating to pictures of her on the internet. News flash women’s body changes when they get pregnant and it’s not like she did a photoshoot so you immature kids can criticize her preggo body. Its some hidden paparazzi’s voyeurism into taking secret pictures of celebrities.

    What would happen if you get a woman pregnant? Are you going to say: “ewwww ewwwww and more ewwwww”
    Grow the fuck up.

  11. agree

    #36
    Couldn’t agree more. People are loosing their homes, the unemployment rate just shot up, there are more poor in America than ever before…and now we have to stare at some pregnant slob who probably won’t have a thing to do with her child except to pose in “OK” magazine.

  12. Pluto

    You are all so sad.

  13. I had to take a second to write and thank you for introducing me the information.

  14. A very good article, I will always come in.

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