Jessica Alba makes poor decision
The NY Post reports that a sequel to The Fantastic Four is in the works, and everybody is set to reprise their role except for Jessica Alba. Instead, she has supposedly agreed to star a movie remake of I Dream of Jeannie with Jimmy Fallon. There’s a pretty obvious joke here about Jessica Alba playing an invisible woman versus Jessica Alba playing a sexy genie who wears revealing outfits, but I’m just not clever enough to make it. I am, however, clever enough to masturbate to the idea of Jessica Alba wearing sexy genie outfits. In fact, I might be clever enough to do it twice.