What the fuck did they do to Jessica Alba? It’s like they couldn’t get her for the Fantastic Four photoshoot so they just drew her in. Only they got confused and used a picture of Denise Richards as reference. They could’ve put Chris Rock in there and it would’ve looked more like her.
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anotheruselesscomment | April 25, 2007 at 5:37 pm
She still looks hot…a hybrid of Jessica and Denise is fine with me.
At-Law | April 25, 2007 at 5:38 pm
First…and she is STILL Jessica Alba!
anotheruselesscomment | April 25, 2007 at 5:38 pm
damn….first for the frist time…jusr realized it..what a self-imposed honor!
anotheruselesscomment | April 25, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Sorry At-Law…you were 30 seconds too late
KatieKates | April 25, 2007 at 5:43 pm
What the shit is this?
Spindoc | April 25, 2007 at 5:44 pm
I didn’t know that Denise Richards had a retarded sister.
bellasera | April 25, 2007 at 5:44 pm
i am so SICK of this overrated bitch! I can walk down my street and see other women ten times better looking than her every day! I am not saying she is ugly, I’m just saying she’s not THAT SPECTACULAR. good LORD!!!
visiblenoize | April 25, 2007 at 5:45 pm
i cant tell where the front of her body is..
islandgirl | April 25, 2007 at 5:45 pm
YUP! ur right this is a fucked up pic.They should have written invisible woman without a pic of her, we’ll know she’s there.
sumnersgal | April 25, 2007 at 5:57 pm
She looks like Elizabeth Berkley.
Perfect 10 baby!!!
Skip Smith | April 25, 2007 at 6:06 pm
>>”i cant tell where the front of her body is..”
Me either! I figured out she’s facing right, but you can convince yourself she’s facing left if you stare for a minute.
It’s like those 3D pictures that used to be popular. Stare for another minute and unfocus your eyes, and you can almost make out the remnants of Jessica Alba’s career.
Hemlock Queen | April 25, 2007 at 6:09 pm
gotta agree with #7.
Her head is taking on an exorcist twist. Who approved this picture???
TheRage | April 25, 2007 at 6:23 pm
>>”Stare for another minute and unfocus your eyes, and you can almost make out the remnants of Jessica Alba’s career.”
lmao.
i see more Elizabeth Berkley than Denise Richards, personally.
Tracy | April 25, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Why did they paste Elizabeth Berkley’s head on a Power Ranger? I’m confused.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 25, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Sanjaya looks great!
julyper | April 25, 2007 at 6:52 pm
#15, LOL
kathleen170 | April 25, 2007 at 6:56 pm
She looks a lot worse with all this airbrushing and crap.
jenniferc | April 25, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Thank you #7!!!! totally agree with you!
anddd lol @ #15.
thesarahficial | April 25, 2007 at 7:06 pm
This is like one of those optical illusions. And then when they say to find what’s wrong with it, a picture of the exorcist pops up on the screen and screams.
NCDave | April 25, 2007 at 7:10 pm
That beam of light coming out it’s pants looks like he/she’s taking a piss standing up. I have to say though..that’s a powerful stream.
CarnieWilson | April 25, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Does anybody else see a little olsen twin in there?
Badmofo210 | April 25, 2007 at 7:27 pm
I would do the Jessica Alba when she was in Sin City MMmm MMmm GOOD!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 25, 2007 at 7:32 pm
LMFAO 19
PooPants | April 25, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Lol #19
I was thinking exorcist when I saw this too…but more because her head is twisted all the way around!
Youko | April 25, 2007 at 7:54 pm
I don’t even think this is real. If I was Jessica Alba, I’d be embarrassed to have this released. From that angle, her body looks like a man’s.
Mugspot.com | April 25, 2007 at 7:58 pm
She’s hot!
isitin | April 25, 2007 at 8:12 pm
She looked her best in the movie Idle Hands when she did that little dance of hers during their school dance. Man was she hot there.
NicotineEyePatch | April 25, 2007 at 8:27 pm
#21, totally. It’s pretty bad when you’re Jessica Alba and you’re still not pretty enough so they airbrush the shit out of you. “She has to look perfect”, yeah, a perfect monkey-chick hybrid. Nice going, geniuses.
Nikk The Templar | April 25, 2007 at 8:38 pm
That’s not Jessica Alba.
That’s Dave Chappelle in white-face make-up….
NCDave | April 25, 2007 at 8:40 pm
She looks like she’s a few steps away from turning in to Gollum and eating a fish raw.
Dank | April 25, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Looks like it was a tough news day seeing as how this does look like Jessica Alba. You’d have to squint and spray sulfuric acid in your eyes for her to not look hot.
speedyplastic | April 25, 2007 at 8:41 pm
she looks like one of the olsen twins.
Jack Zodiac | April 25, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Usually when you airbrush people, they look better, not like make-up-less clowns.
Oh, and she fucking sucks as an actress, too.
Conky | April 25, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Jessica Alba has always been a butter-face but nothing a paper bag or a 12-pack couldn’t cure. Thanks.
no1justminda | April 25, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Just another hot body with no talent. Good for you, Jessica.
D'arcy | April 26, 2007 at 12:28 am
She’s giving a dead fish stare. Me no likey.
Celebrityoops.TV | April 26, 2007 at 12:34 am
She L@@ks HOT to me!
Lowlands | April 26, 2007 at 2:11 am
They should take Nicole Richie for the role of invisible woman.3 feet something and a weight of 20 pounds is already quite invisible.
Lowlands | April 26, 2007 at 2:33 am
Anybody knows?Does Nicole like skinny dipping?
kkk | April 26, 2007 at 3:12 am
any 1 knows her email address, She is my love LOL
rtnmac | April 26, 2007 at 3:41 am
dont care. dont care. dont care.
Wow Just Wow | April 26, 2007 at 3:42 am
Not everyone should be blonde.
Doesn’t work with the trout mouth either.
She looks like she’s on line at the welfare office.
blueoakleyz | April 26, 2007 at 3:53 am
also don’t forget to notice, she’s usually mexican/brown looking. They made her extra white for the roll
F-Sucker | April 26, 2007 at 4:49 am
Stick it in her pooper.
kamihi | April 26, 2007 at 4:50 am
this is like some weird optical illusion – I can’t work out which way round she is, those blue eyes and blonde hair do not work for her, although this is so photoshopped as to be utterly luidcrous, way to take a pretty girl and make her look like retarded white trash.
chaunceygardner | April 26, 2007 at 5:19 am
#7,
I’m with you, mogambo. I’d mouthpump the stupid gooch, but she’s not the be-all, end-all.
DrPhowstus | April 26, 2007 at 5:29 am
She always looks different without her lips wrapped around my cock.
Truthseeker013 | April 26, 2007 at 5:47 am
OMFG! She should *sue*. (That pun was *not intentional*, sorry.)
MrSemprini | April 26, 2007 at 6:04 am
I’m seeing the Invisible Woman. No, really. I am. Honestly. Look, I know you can’t see anyone. She’s ‘invisible’. Understand? Look, just because it looked like I was ‘air-humping’ on the couch…
I was having sex with the ‘Invisible Woman’!!! Really!!
Debutantejaim | April 26, 2007 at 6:24 am
LOL! When did she become white with blue eyes???