This is horribly disturbing, but Jessica Alba has admitted that she’s into old and disgusting men. When asked about her ideal dream partners, she replied, “Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, Robert Redford, Michael Caine. I have this thing for older men. They’ve been around and know so much.” I guess now would be a good time to let Jessica know that I’m actually a filthy rich actor who’s 98-years old. Not that it matters though, because I could never be with a woman whose ideal lover is Morgan Freeman. That’s like saying my ideal car is a trash can with wheels attached. It might be awesome for the first day or so, but then you’d realize that it drives like crap and it’s a fucking trash can.
Jessica Alba likes old gross people
August 23rd, 2005 // 3 Comments
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SYLVE | September 7, 2007 at 8:44 am
Funny you chose to criticize Morgan Freeman… + Afraid of getting older?
Erica | November 29, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I must admit, Morgan Freeman is adorable.
memory card reader | June 3, 2010 at 4:47 am
Are a staple when the package, so I can enter, such as the bully thing, not all children selfish bullies at that age .. I know that when I used to help all children in day care from 12 to 24 months had an average tracks!