Jessica Alba kicks off the bikinis

Here’s Jessica Alba in a bikini over Memorial Day weekend and since the paparazzi apparently took one shot of her ass then called it quits – You really can’t fault that logic. – I added four other bikini-clad women of questionable celebrity status: Kelly Rowland, Nicole Bahls, Kim Zolciak and Jaimie Hilfiger. Now we can stand here all day debating whether or not any of them are even famous, or we could stare directly into Brazilian Kim Kardashian’s butt cheeks until they predict the future. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d kind of like to know when the robots eventually enslave us using nothing but bright images on shiny monitors. — HA! Like that would work. *stares intently*