Here’s Jessica Alba in a bikini over Memorial Day weekend and since the paparazzi apparently took one shot of her ass then called it quits – You really can’t fault that logic. – I added four other bikini-clad women of questionable celebrity status: Kelly Rowland, Nicole Bahls, Kim Zolciak and Jaimie Hilfiger. Now we can stand here all day debating whether or not any of them are even famous, or we could stare directly into Brazilian Kim Kardashian’s butt cheeks until they predict the future. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d kind of like to know when the robots eventually enslave us using nothing but bright images on shiny monitors. — HA! Like that would work. *stares intently*
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hell yeah | June 1, 2010 at 1:44 am
yea I’m a first-tard
dk | June 1, 2010 at 1:46 am
Smart pap the ass is epic..
Double_L | June 1, 2010 at 1:47 am
FIRST
Double_L | June 1, 2010 at 1:50 am
hmmm not first i see.
Alba-ass maybe but wtf is that moob behind her??
dk | June 1, 2010 at 1:54 am
the Hilfiger girl is relevant??
Ultra Cleanse Pro | June 1, 2010 at 2:25 am
She looks amazing. You expect Nicole Kidman to be “back in shape” two days after having her baby (with her miraculous 10 lb weight gain). But Jessica looked like the rest of the world while pregnant. Of course she’s young and in good shape – and that helps.
Mister Bored | June 1, 2010 at 3:36 am
Damn. After a kid, she snapped back something fierce. I’m impressed.
raging | June 1, 2010 at 4:07 am
I have sat literally next to this beauty in a restaurant and she is as devastatingly gorgeous in person as she is in pictures. That must be one fun pussy to poke on.
sin | June 1, 2010 at 4:19 am
that Nicole Bahls looks scary in the face. If it weren’t for other photos that prove she is a real female, that face makes her looks like a tranny.
Carol Cox | June 1, 2010 at 4:50 am
Uh, I love the yellow suit.
zhakeuss | June 1, 2010 at 4:52 am
Well..very beauty…..
masseuse sensual | June 1, 2010 at 5:02 am
Oh, she is so beautiful and sexy
tc | June 1, 2010 at 5:06 am
She is so gorgeous and beautiful.
I just want to hug her and kiss her.
…..and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her.
Rhialto | June 1, 2010 at 5:40 am
Excellent work my friends sun and beaches.
captain america | June 1, 2010 at 6:19 am
it isn’t special at all in europe……..
BUT WHEN YOU FIT A BIKINI IN THE UNITED STATES YOU MUST BE SOMETHING?
Darth | June 1, 2010 at 6:53 am
I was in one of my former lives a mighty Asian conqueror.Who was i? The babydoll who’s gonna give me the right answer must have probably been my favorite concubine in that same live.
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she looks so hot in a bikini
I love her she is amaizin women of america special her style and smile she is the best of thebest and more sexy for anjelina
Nero | June 1, 2010 at 6:59 am
18
Was that in the cavemen time?
Rhialto | June 1, 2010 at 7:04 am
#18
These questions are too difficult for these Hollywood bitches.Ask them questions like what color bikini they’re wearing for example.
Parker | June 1, 2010 at 7:20 am
I want to flush out Jessica’s rectum with my penis-shaped hose.
cellphone | June 1, 2010 at 7:30 am
Is that a giant or is that butt just tiny in the 4th pic?
bimbamboing | June 1, 2010 at 7:36 am
18
And then what? Are you gonna marry that same babydoll!?
Darth | June 1, 2010 at 7:40 am
Yes.
Tommy gun | June 1, 2010 at 8:02 am
Darth my guess is Genghis Khan. I’ll marry you as long as you take it up the butt.
yanshu | June 1, 2010 at 8:22 am
Well..very beauty…..
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HackSaw | June 1, 2010 at 8:51 am
I’d hit em all.
wow | June 1, 2010 at 10:27 am
That Nicole bahls is one ugly dude.
bob | June 1, 2010 at 11:03 am
#2 or #11 –
Cumming in either of those asses must be as close to heaven as you can get in this life.
Holy hell what cheeks!!! Dayumm!
Anonymous | June 1, 2010 at 11:49 am
Alba has no career. It’s long gone.
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Tek | June 1, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Alba doesn’t look bad, but she’s so 2005 that she’s achieved ‘MEH’ status. Oh and her boobs are gone. Kelly hasn’t been relevant since 2002, but she looked the best out of the 5 in my opinion.
IDK who the rest are. The one in yellow has a man face, but the body is not bad. The blonde in black’s body looks like a melting marshmallow. And the other one is the definition of plain jane.
bar room hero | June 1, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Me gusta mucha.
Fart Jokes | June 1, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Nicole Ba(h)LLs is ugly as fuck, I wouldn’t even let her suck my big toe. And for those who say big asses are sexy i wish that the next chick with such an ass is on top of you would take a large dump on your face or chest, cauze that’s pretty much it the secret of big asses the bigger the ass the bigger the dump storage. Bon appetit and as George Carlin would say go fuck yourself.
gen | June 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm
@33
um… I hope you’re joking about asses being where shit is stored…
Jessica Alba bores me to tears. I can’t even work up a catty comment about her. Too boring.
mikhael | June 1, 2010 at 5:38 pm
can someone explain me the change in her skin color? what is the proper sequence of images here? either she became unbelievably tan in one session, or she went swimming or something and her black make-up washed off? why hasn’t nobody comment on this? what’s going on with her? she look great either way though.
turd da third | June 1, 2010 at 5:54 pm
yellow #2 is definately more HUMPalicious, black #4 needs a wheelbarrow to hold that ugly f-ing gut she has hanging in front of her.
rita | June 1, 2010 at 9:05 pm
@35 it’s because they’re two different people. the first four pictures are jessica alba and the next four pictures (in the blue bikini) are kelly rowland.
not sure why fish decided to continue as the other three bitches are hella beat. the fourth girl is NASTY fat, the third one creeps me out with her masculine face and huge, weird ass (although hers, unlike KK’s looks real), and the fifth one is like what i see when i go to the beach (and my beach is in connecticut and populated mostly by tired, thirty and fortysomething housewives and their kids).
Don Knotts | June 2, 2010 at 1:44 am
Nicole Bahls = post-op dude. No lie. Say his last name out loud; B A L L S
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Marcus | June 2, 2010 at 3:51 am
I like her, ALOT…
Deacon Jones | June 2, 2010 at 9:30 am
Wow, I would do unholy things to Nicole Bahls. Disgusting things.
Oh, and I always wanted at least a blowjob from that Kim skank until I saw her in this bikini. Awful
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Kim Zolciak looks like the best Fuck of the bunch.
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These pictures looks like they are fake and not of Jessica Alba actually.
fagforening | June 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Jessica Alba. I want to have your baby! :)
gossiplover | June 3, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Wow Jessica Alba looks amazing! I cannot believe she is a mother! Wish i knew her get skinny secrets!
sean | June 3, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Kim is a mom! She looks great for her age and for having two kids! But it wouldn’t hurt to invest in some Skineez Skincarewear to shed inches and dimples…and a better fitted suit! It looks like she purchased that in the tweeny bopper section of Macy’s