Jessica Alba is really hot
Ever heard of a little thing called Complex magazine? Yeah, me neither. Which is weird cause my penis and I were talking and, it turns out, Complex magazine is the greatest thing ever. At least based on these pictures they took of Jessica Alba. My penis did make some interesting points about how the shoot woulda been hotter if Alba had been naked, and even though I said, ?Well, that?s true,? you have to understand that chicks getting naked is pretty much my penis? answer to everything.