Jessica Alba attended the 10th Annual V-Day event in Century City yesterday and is making her way into the maternity outfits. She looks good though. Damn good. Sadly, that will all fade away over the next few months. It’s a goddamn shame, really. That kid better do something awesome when he/she grows up. Like cure cancer or invent a delicious beer that grants me the power of flight.
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Auntie Kryst | January 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Yea! The boob fairy came. What’s V Day?
sportsdvl | January 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Lucky lucky man that’s tappin’ that!
The Office Whore | January 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm
A story both rich and compelling and….is that a croissandwich?
Jessica's Kid | January 11, 2008 at 3:48 pm
My mom’s a whiny phoney conceited plastic ice-bitch. I’m glad I destroyed her body. Now she’s got that chance she always wanted to be recognized for her TALENT.
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
p0nk | January 11, 2008 at 3:49 pm
#2 sportsdvl, lucky man as long as valtrex stays in business.
FRIST!!! | January 11, 2008 at 3:53 pm
V-day = Valtrex day
djfp | January 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm
In the immortal words of Dave Chappelle” “DAMN! look at them titties!”
theShizaan | January 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Looks like the boobie-fairy paid her a visit. Yay!
Auntie Kryst | January 11, 2008 at 3:56 pm
@6 Nice one! Now I understand that famous picture of Winston Churchill holding up the V sign. That dude was a major man-slut.
FRIST!!! | January 11, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Celebs need to quit popping out babies, babies makes you CRAZY!!!!!
p0nk | January 11, 2008 at 3:57 pm
#6 frist, see, i was thinking it was vagina day, but i stand corrected.
Jimbo | January 11, 2008 at 3:58 pm
FRIST did I tell you I am the dad?
D. Richards (Machine.) | January 11, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Fucking nine-months of pregnant Jessica Alba. Great..
PunkA | January 11, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Hopefully, after Tango Cash Jr. pops out, those plump melons will stay ripe. I hate it when they wither away.
D. Richards (Substandard.) | January 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm
#7? Yeah. everything Dave Chappelle says is really ‘immortal’.
Eons from now, future-scientists will uncover ancient Dave Chappelle texts; thus decoding the past’s lamest of performers.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm
she will be like a mexican pregnant halle berry
Lowlands | January 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Soon she’ll be a wal;king skippy ball.
Andrew | January 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Do you guys really think this is the real Alba…?
I tell ya, this is not Alba, this is a stunt double, to be exactly a stunt double D Cup! Yummie Yummie
cassyfatnastee | January 11, 2008 at 4:08 pm
http://boughettonews.blogspot.com/
Just showing some love.
havoc | January 11, 2008 at 4:12 pm
She’s getting some tig ole bitties…..
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RAT | January 11, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Holy shit another accessory baby!
Everyone should promise not to show her preg! Now shes ruined!
Sauron | January 11, 2008 at 4:13 pm
There’s a good chance that during her pregnancy the baby will grow bigger than she is.
will | January 11, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Being half white doesn’t make her “Mexican”…idiots.
Quentin | January 11, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Apparently Jessica’s kid’s name is Stewie.
Jimbo | January 11, 2008 at 4:29 pm
FRIST were your boobs that big when you were pregnant? I would have sucked on them for hours, even after the kid was born (fuck ‘em, he can have formula). Are they all saggy and stretchmarked now? :(
Gadeval | January 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm
She is not nice but she is good looking which is why I am confused as to why she keeps trying to push herself as not good looking. She may not have slept her way into roles but her looks did play a part in the superficial hollywood world. Sorry Jessica but it seems all likely. >.<
The Office Whore | January 11, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Jimbo, she dyes her hair red, to pull your attention away from her body. Does that answer your question?
Sandy | January 11, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Hey Jimbo, what is with you and FRIST? Did she dump you?
woodhorse | January 11, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Maybe the baby will give her a personality. Sadly, Cash Warren seems even more vacant than she. She is hot though.
Victoria | January 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Holy mammaries! It seems like just yesterday little Jessica was a B cup. *wiping tear* They grow so fast!
Trashcan | January 11, 2008 at 5:18 pm
At least she’s not flat anymore. But does this mean her cheeks & face are going to get even fuller? She looks like she’s gotta a coupla nuts stuffed in those cheeks (no that was not an attempt at a double entendre but I see it too.)
She’s always had that look of the fat girl who lost a lot of weight. You can never really fully escape it….
p0nkisanidiot | January 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm
p0nk is an idiot.
Erica | January 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm
#31. Agreed. She does have that skinny fat girl look.
She looks much better now.
flavio | January 11, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Wwwwooowwww, she’s already got the boobs. The sex must RULE right about now…
Rick | January 11, 2008 at 5:48 pm
At least now she’s got some boobs, congrats Jessica, you finally now how it feels to not be flat chested!
Even with boobs, she does nothing for me. Okay face but incredibly overrated chick. I don’t see the allegedly hotness anywhere.
Melissa | January 11, 2008 at 5:51 pm
She looks great, but I still can’t stand her.
Biff Henderson | January 11, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I’d hit that six ways to Sunday.
Those boobs must look wonderful out in the open. Regardless of the Herpes that Jeter gave her.
jimm23 | January 11, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I saw a blog of this guy on http://interracialsingleonline.com where many users are discussing seriouly about Her. it must be very interesting.
Melenge of confusion | January 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm
This is another skank thrown in our faces to represent a new era of beauty. Non-white. She has fake ugly hair and dark eyes and muddy skin. She is nothing and like all dumb young whores is now having a child our of wedlock.
Loser. I hate Hollywood. And it’s moron worshipers. Read books and plant gardens. Fuck these miserable dirtbags.
doit | January 11, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Sorry people but her boobs are probably sore as hell and she won’t let anyone touch them.
LOL @ #3
RobotJox | January 11, 2008 at 8:27 pm
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SMACK HER IN THE STOMACH WITH A HAMMER.
LOL
kels | January 11, 2008 at 8:36 pm
#39-shuddup. jealous hater. she’s actually MIXED (white/mexican) and she’s a lot more natural looking than most skanks out there (think Pamela Anderson and Tila Nasty Tequila). She’s a pretty girl. I hear she’s a bitch, but still pretty.
ph7 | January 11, 2008 at 8:53 pm
great time to get a boob job – discretely, and everything thinks it is because you are pregnant.
Kimmie | January 11, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Who fucking cares!
Bozidar the Perv | January 11, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I would love to piss in her mouth. Then I would probably rape her tiny tight poop-hole, doggystyle !! I just wish she would reply to my emails :(
Nathan Sprinkle | January 11, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Poor kid. How many times in this kids life will it hear “I’m wanna do your mom”, or “Hey Kid, i’ll give you $50,000,000 for a topless pic of your mother”
gerard Vandenberg | January 11, 2008 at 11:33 pm
YEP, her TITS are pretty much bigger!!
bleh | January 12, 2008 at 1:14 am
RE: #43 ph7
when women become pregnant, their boobs become bigger obviously what are you retarded?! and no plastic surgeon would operate on a pregnant woman, you dont even make sense dumass
ice dragon | January 12, 2008 at 1:26 am
Well there is some milk in them mexican titties. Hopefully she’ll be on MILF Hunter or some shit in a couple of years. ‘Cus thats where old whores go to make their fast buck.
EuroNeckPain | January 12, 2008 at 5:36 am
She is sort of pretty, but does not deserve all the enthusiastic comments about her “ideal body” or whatever. She has childish eyes, big lips and big teeth.
The only striking thing about her, is that it is very hard to tell where she comes from. She is such a mix of nationalities, she looked half African half Asian in Dark Angel, now she has blond hair. A bit like Mariah Carey. That’s probably what humanity will look like in another thousand years.