Jessica Alba attended the 10th Annual V-Day event in Century City yesterday and is making her way into the maternity outfits. She looks good though. Damn good. Sadly, that will all fade away over the next few months. It’s a goddamn shame, really. That kid better do something awesome when he/she grows up. Like cure cancer or invent a delicious beer that grants me the power of flight.
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Yea! The boob fairy came. What’s V Day?
Lucky lucky man that’s tappin’ that!
A story both rich and compelling and….is that a croissandwich?
My mom’s a whiny phoney conceited plastic ice-bitch. I’m glad I destroyed her body. Now she’s got that chance she always wanted to be recognized for her TALENT.
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
#2 sportsdvl, lucky man as long as valtrex stays in business.
V-day = Valtrex day
In the immortal words of Dave Chappelle” “DAMN! look at them titties!”
Looks like the boobie-fairy paid her a visit. Yay!
@6 Nice one! Now I understand that famous picture of Winston Churchill holding up the V sign. That dude was a major man-slut.
Celebs need to quit popping out babies, babies makes you CRAZY!!!!!
#6 frist, see, i was thinking it was vagina day, but i stand corrected.
FRIST did I tell you I am the dad?
Fucking nine-months of pregnant Jessica Alba. Great..
Hopefully, after Tango Cash Jr. pops out, those plump melons will stay ripe. I hate it when they wither away.
#7? Yeah. everything Dave Chappelle says is really ‘immortal’.
Eons from now, future-scientists will uncover ancient Dave Chappelle texts; thus decoding the past’s lamest of performers.
she will be like a mexican pregnant halle berry
Soon she’ll be a wal;king skippy ball.
Do you guys really think this is the real Alba…?
I tell ya, this is not Alba, this is a stunt double, to be exactly a stunt double D Cup! Yummie Yummie
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Just showing some love.
She’s getting some tig ole bitties…..
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Holy shit another accessory baby!
Everyone should promise not to show her preg! Now shes ruined!
There’s a good chance that during her pregnancy the baby will grow bigger than she is.
Being half white doesn’t make her “Mexican”…idiots.
Apparently Jessica’s kid’s name is Stewie.
FRIST were your boobs that big when you were pregnant? I would have sucked on them for hours, even after the kid was born (fuck ‘em, he can have formula). Are they all saggy and stretchmarked now? :(
She is not nice but she is good looking which is why I am confused as to why she keeps trying to push herself as not good looking. She may not have slept her way into roles but her looks did play a part in the superficial hollywood world. Sorry Jessica but it seems all likely. >.<
Jimbo, she dyes her hair red, to pull your attention away from her body. Does that answer your question?
Hey Jimbo, what is with you and FRIST? Did she dump you?
Maybe the baby will give her a personality. Sadly, Cash Warren seems even more vacant than she. She is hot though.
Holy mammaries! It seems like just yesterday little Jessica was a B cup. *wiping tear* They grow so fast!
At least she’s not flat anymore. But does this mean her cheeks & face are going to get even fuller? She looks like she’s gotta a coupla nuts stuffed in those cheeks (no that was not an attempt at a double entendre but I see it too.)
She’s always had that look of the fat girl who lost a lot of weight. You can never really fully escape it….
p0nk is an idiot.
#31. Agreed. She does have that skinny fat girl look.
She looks much better now.
Wwwwooowwww, she’s already got the boobs. The sex must RULE right about now…
At least now she’s got some boobs, congrats Jessica, you finally now how it feels to not be flat chested!
Even with boobs, she does nothing for me. Okay face but incredibly overrated chick. I don’t see the allegedly hotness anywhere.
She looks great, but I still can’t stand her.
I’d hit that six ways to Sunday.
Those boobs must look wonderful out in the open. Regardless of the Herpes that Jeter gave her.
I saw a blog of this guy on http://interracialsingleonline.com where many users are discussing seriouly about Her. it must be very interesting.
This is another skank thrown in our faces to represent a new era of beauty. Non-white. She has fake ugly hair and dark eyes and muddy skin. She is nothing and like all dumb young whores is now having a child our of wedlock.
Loser. I hate Hollywood. And it’s moron worshipers. Read books and plant gardens. Fuck these miserable dirtbags.
Sorry people but her boobs are probably sore as hell and she won’t let anyone touch them.
LOL @ #3
SOMEONE NEEDS TO SMACK HER IN THE STOMACH WITH A HAMMER.
LOL
#39-shuddup. jealous hater. she’s actually MIXED (white/mexican) and she’s a lot more natural looking than most skanks out there (think Pamela Anderson and Tila Nasty Tequila). She’s a pretty girl. I hear she’s a bitch, but still pretty.
great time to get a boob job – discretely, and everything thinks it is because you are pregnant.
Who fucking cares!
I would love to piss in her mouth. Then I would probably rape her tiny tight poop-hole, doggystyle !! I just wish she would reply to my emails :(
Poor kid. How many times in this kids life will it hear “I’m wanna do your mom”, or “Hey Kid, i’ll give you $50,000,000 for a topless pic of your mother”
YEP, her TITS are pretty much bigger!!
RE: #43 ph7
when women become pregnant, their boobs become bigger obviously what are you retarded?! and no plastic surgeon would operate on a pregnant woman, you dont even make sense dumass
Well there is some milk in them mexican titties. Hopefully she’ll be on MILF Hunter or some shit in a couple of years. ‘Cus thats where old whores go to make their fast buck.
She is sort of pretty, but does not deserve all the enthusiastic comments about her “ideal body” or whatever. She has childish eyes, big lips and big teeth.
The only striking thing about her, is that it is very hard to tell where she comes from. She is such a mix of nationalities, she looked half African half Asian in Dark Angel, now she has blond hair. A bit like Mariah Carey. That’s probably what humanity will look like in another thousand years.