32 – Pink on the Inside is going to be the name of the adult video and novelty store I’m opening. Thusly, everything on the inside will be pink. Like a vagina. On the inside. Or at least how the inside of a vagina should be. Pink, that is.
I need to be held.
Becca, I’d go lesbian for Jessica if I had the chance too… and I’m a dude !!!
Ugh. Her shoes are too small. Her toes hang over the edge like a bunch of little suicidal cliff-jumping piggies. I hhhhaaate that. I would suck them, though.
Shit yeah, I would suck the corns off her feet. Normally I would think that was gross, but only for Alba, and St.Minutia (you could catalog me any time).
Yay! I’ll classify you under stud-muffin.
Does every guy on this thread want to be a lesbian or what?
47. I think it has something to do with all the breasts. Lesbians get guest breasts, and then there are the ones we get to keep and take home with us. And shower with. Every day.
Damn, that came out like I’m a lesbian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ;)
I have no interest in being a lesbian because I wouldn’t be able to pee standing up anymore. Well, I guess I could, but it would make a helluva mess.
I’ve always been jealous of men for being able to stand and pee…
Be honest Jim, you make a hell of a mess as it is. Women just don’t understand that they shoot from point blank, we have to aim a bit and adjust for Kentucky windage.
I refer you to my earlier post (#19). Which was totally serious. I really do want to cut my dick off with a Dremmel.
I put cheerios in the toilet for my 3 yr old to aim for…. give that a try
#9, I know what you mean. I haven’t loved the penis as much ever since I saw that picture of Jude Law naked.
Tom Cruise would hit that.
Cock or no cock.
Zanna you will always be comforted by everyone on the InTeRwEb who thinks you are so hawt for saying you want threesomes!! Just think, you will always have a source of attention from strangers on the message boards to make you feel important and so hawwt and say they want to see pictures of you! Oh joy, what a rewarding existence!!
#56 ha, ha… maybe he has?
One day people will look back on these years and laugh and say “Remember when it used to be cool to say ‘I’d go lesbo for so-and-so’? Omigoid that is soooooooooo 2000’s!!”
i would go lesbo for david beckham
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