Jessica Alba is a tease

April 28th, 2006 // 112 Comments
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  1. DirtyVinylPusher

    nooooo…. this could have been the best day of my life

  2. Becca

    I’d go lesbian for her if I had the chance.

  3. Vampyreska

    They should make nipple-slipping an olympic event in Hollywood.

  4. thebor

    Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn

    Atleast the gods are trying she just to quick for them.

  5. DirtyVinylPusher

    now i’ll just have to fantasise about what could have been…..mmmmmmmm hot…i think i need a minute alone

  6. fanie

    At least she’s classy enough to wear a bra!!

  7. BarbadoSlim

    You know, is like there’s days when you say to yourself that you’re not gonna jack-off and then this happens…

  8. Code58

    Shy Girls turn me on! Unlike that Parisian Whore…

  9. Zanna

    Yesterday I said I wanted a bionic lesbionic threesome with her and Angelina….

    But today…I think I just want to MAKE HER MINE…I’m so confused and conflicted. I don’t even know if I love the cock as much as I did yesterday now.

    Someone comfort me!

  10. krisdylee

    Sweet Jeebus, her skin… man what I wouldn’t do to lick her all over…

  11. Binky

    The last time I won the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Award – the same thing happened to me. But it was more of a ‘jock-strap’ sort of problem. Call it Karma.

  12. DonLes91

    Damn her and her reflexes. Normally, I go for bigger women, i.e., Britney NOW, but Jessica Alba is the only waif I’d even consider banging until the roosters crow. Those. Eyes. That. Smile. That. Ass. Those. Boobs. I need to be alone for a minute. Or fifty.

  13. It’s so hard to hate her when she’s as sweet looking as she is… and yet so easy to hate her out of blind jealousy for being so utterly wanted.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  14. CheekyChops

    she’s starting to look like Snatcher.

  15. hotintempe

    She looks like Angela Bassett in the fist picture.

  16. Jacq

    I’ll throw this out for penises everywhere – she can’t accidentally tuck her dress into her panties because she isn’t wearing any.

  17. Italian Stallion

    When it’s Lohan we see everything and don’t give a fuck cause it’s nasty. When it’s Alba we don’t even get a fucking nipple!!!

    Edna Bambrick this is why your an idiot for trying to make us believers, If there was a God we would have at least got a nipple………

  18. Dr.Rokter

    She makes me want to grow a VAGINA so I could have LESBIAN sex with her because LESBIAN sex is so hot, and I’m wondering if I can use my DREMMEL tool to cut off my COCK and fashion a REPLACEMENT VAGINA so I can have LESBIAN sex with her.

    Seriously, I’d do freaky shit to her.

  19. hugh_g_rection

    I would never hit that.

  20. gsprescueguy

    Damn her and her ultra quick young girl reflexes.

    I think her naked boob might have the same effect as that thing they used in “Ocean’s 11″ to turn all the power out in Vegas. Sorry for not knowing the technical name, GEEKS.

    The only thing I want to see more naked that JA is Leo’s new little piece of pecker checker, Bar Refaeli. I want to be the bologna (why is it spelled like that but pronounced boloney) in the BR/JA sandwich. But I digress.

    JA is hot, hot, hot, unfortunately she has great reflexes.

  21. mmmBitch

    Can’t say anything, just laughing at the captions

  22. She may be a tease, but I’m a whore

  23. boredmilf

    I’m with Krisdylee on this one…

  24. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    That’s…just…so…wrong. I’m going to go cry. All my life, I have suspected God hated me. This is proof. That cock licking, dick sucking, cum guzzling, pigfucking, shit eating whoreson bastard has no right to tease my junk like that. Fucking cock knocker!
    I really want to see her boobs. That’s why I have an internet connection. I mean, why else is there?

  25. suzy

    ok, she’s wearing a bra
    if her nipple were to slip then her bra would have to come off, but that was her dress strap that came off… so no almost nipple slip

  26. But you can see her nipple, under her bra!

  27. Fisher55

    all of you fake lesbians on this site are full of shit…you don’t wanna fuck JA, you wanna *be* her

  28. Atropa

    Wow, lay off the tan spray.
    She’s super hot, but super orange….

  29. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Fisher55 that’s the first thing you’ve ever said that I agree with. High five – Down low – ha! Too slow.
    I’m tired of Jessica Alba. Everytime I look at her all I can see is millions of spunk rags and dirty kleenex. Next! Chop chop, bring me a fresh one…

  30. Sheva

    She’s just looking like her good ole self. What a ride she’s on. Wish it was me.

  31. PapaHotNuts

    @ 29
    It’s all pink on the inside.

    And in this case, that wouldn’t even matter. I would fuck Jessica Alba if her pussy had venomous fangs in the front and a bear trap in the back.

  32. I would bang Alba even if she had Paris Simplex #1.

    Wait, I think I see a flaw. Nope, that was just over spray on my monitor.

  33. Fisher55

    yeah, she does have some prime genes…bet her dad’s hot

  34. pinky_nip

    I wish I were JA’s hand in that first pic. I want to scissor her all afternoon.

  35. St.Minutia

    Gerald, I’ll be right there. I’ll bring the windex, just in case.

  36. Promises, promises.

    You aren’t bringing windex.

  37. -= ChebyratoR =-

    suzy do you have to just ruin it for everyone by mentioning all those minor details? Are you like the only child or something?

  38. I’ll bet Kate Beckinsale looks at these pics and only sees the shrubbery behind Alba. Man, what a sweet place to exercise.

  39. Italian Stallion

    I was watching “That 70′s Show” the other night and Hyde was talking about all the places he had sex in the house, and he said to the mom, by the way the kitchen table is really sturdy. She went and grabbed a bottle of Windex and started spraying the table. I never laughed so hard at someone spraying Windex on something………..

  40. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    32 – Pink on the Inside is going to be the name of the adult video and novelty store I’m opening. Thusly, everything on the inside will be pink. Like a vagina. On the inside. Or at least how the inside of a vagina should be. Pink, that is.

  41. shankyouverymuch

    #2

    Becca, I’d go lesbian for Jessica if I had the chance too… and I’m a dude !!!

  42. St.Minutia

    Ugh. Her shoes are too small. Her toes hang over the edge like a bunch of little suicidal cliff-jumping piggies. I hhhhaaate that. I would suck them, though.

  43. Shit yeah, I would suck the corns off her feet. Normally I would think that was gross, but only for Alba, and St.Minutia (you could catalog me any time).

  44. St.Minutia

    Yay! I’ll classify you under stud-muffin.

  45. boredmilf

    Does every guy on this thread want to be a lesbian or what?

  46. St.Minutia

    47. I think it has something to do with all the breasts. Lesbians get guest breasts, and then there are the ones we get to keep and take home with us. And shower with. Every day.

  47. St.Minutia

    Damn, that came out like I’m a lesbian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ;)

  48. BigJim

    I have no interest in being a lesbian because I wouldn’t be able to pee standing up anymore. Well, I guess I could, but it would make a helluva mess.

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