Because apparently nothing happened this weekend besides Khloe Kardashian’s wedding – so still basically nothing – here’s Jessica Alba sporting her new red hairdo yesterday in LA. I was going to assume this was for a role, but when’s the last time Jessica Alba’s been in anything? That people watched, I mean. Sorry, I should’ve prefaced that.
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foof | September 28, 2009 at 12:36 pm
HAHA BITCH DROPPED HER CARKEYS
Alli Watermelon | September 28, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Nice SPINAL CORD. Gross. She’s a pretty girl and pretty girls should eat. At least occasionally.
Savalas | September 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Let’s see if that carpet matches the curtains!
Adam | September 28, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Is it me or does she look like she should be beating her kids at Walmart in that outfit?
Francesca | September 28, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Ew- she should have gone darker red than that. She looks like a mexican Raggedy Ann.
Francesca | September 28, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Ew- she should have gone darker red than that. She looks like a latino Raggedy Ann.
http://www.funderoos.com/ | September 28, 2009 at 12:49 pm
My penis is weeping.
Snarky | September 28, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Her bra doesn’t fit.
Sport | September 28, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Always used to think she was HOT, but I havent seen a smile in 5 years from her and she comes across like an arrogant bitch. Heads Up – YOU CANT ACT, looks is all you got so smile once in awhile…
Renee | September 28, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Is it me, or does anyone else not see the big deal over her. She’s always been too skinny imo and has no shape. Her body goes straight up and down like a boy with a semi pretty face. Hey, if a girl is pretty or has a nice body I will say it but I just never saw what the facination with her was.
sway | September 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Gross! Gingers!
Jl | September 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm
#5& 6 Dear Francesca,
You do realize you sound like a moron right. Thank you for being politically correct and calling her a latino instead of a mexican like you originally did. And NEWSFLASH..she’s WHITE too. But I’m sure your absent brain is not able to absorb the concept of mixed raced people which explains why you need to throw in that part after the ragedy ann reference.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 28, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Didn’t Jeter give her herpes?
Bub | September 28, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Good grief she literally bores me to death.
puhleez | September 28, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I sat next to this amazing woman at a restaurant in Brentwood and she is wonderfully gorgeous even in person. This was right after she had her baby and she wasn’t even fat. She is stunning to look at!
stupidass | September 28, 2009 at 1:26 pm
ladies,
why do you do this? you do realize that your hair is dull maroon and nothing resembling the beauty of real red hair right?
KK | September 28, 2009 at 1:28 pm
renee, you’re right. she has no shape and looks like a young boy.
el ces | September 28, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I like it.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 28, 2009 at 1:36 pm
It appears the kid drained the big titties. Farewell big titties.
mamamiasweetpeaches | September 28, 2009 at 1:46 pm
My daughter is ten and sometimes when she picks out her own clothes it ends up looking like THIS. And she trys to leave the house like this! In October!
Is it just me or has Jessica Alba not smiled since having a baby? You’d think babies would make people happy, right? Not her!
Fat Chicks Suck | September 28, 2009 at 1:48 pm
She used to be one of the hottest chicks out there – she had a perfect body. Anyone that thinks she is/was “too skinny” is insane in my opinion. I don’t think she looks that great here…but her weight has nothing to do with it. She’s boring, she popped out a kid, and she just doesn’t have the same appeal anymore. Her body isn’t terrible – she looks better than 99% of the women I see walking around. She just doesn’t excite me anymore.
rightaboutnow | September 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I sure hope someone is licking that because she is a girl who has earned the right to be orally pleasured all day long…and by the look on her face it appears that it’s been a while since her puss got the star treatment.
Prettybaby | September 28, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Wow. Kudos to you Jessica. You went from hot to hideous with one poorly chosen hairdo. Ugh. UGLY
Tweedle | September 28, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I like her hair and I like her body, and she’s obviously stunning. As for her not smiling, why don’t you try living a life where you can’t walk down the street without dozens of assholes screaming at you and trying to take your picture every single time. And knowing that these pics are going to end up on a site where people have nothing better to do than commenting on how awful you allegedly look. I’m sure it gets old.
Bob | September 28, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I love her body. I think she’s perfection. She shouldn’t get any skinnier, though. And you can tell that she really shouldn’t be THIS thin. She definitely has a “curvier” body type.
Anyways, I think she’s gorgeous.
Bob | September 28, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I love her body. I think she’s perfection. She shouldn’t get any skinnier, though. And you can tell that she really shouldn’t be THIS thin. She definitely has a “curvier” body type.
Anyways, I think she’s gorgeous.
Sport | September 28, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Photoshopped?
She has nail polish ON in some pics and OFF in others – same clothes. She’s a shapeshifter!
mel | September 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@27: It could just be that at some point between photos she had her nails done.
Also, that color is horrible on her. Absolutely horrible.
She's a little sextoy | September 28, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Damn…she could have green hair and still be smokin hot…
All Women Stalker | September 28, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Gone red and thinner. Is she losing weight for a role?
-meream
The Rough report | September 28, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Not for giving hot chicks attention but sourpuss never look so good even after poping up…
Adam | September 28, 2009 at 5:10 pm
@#12
She’s actually a quarter Mexican.
Mike Walker | September 28, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I like it. She should cut her hair short like that too.
Look Away | September 28, 2009 at 6:13 pm
It’s so nice to see all the Pro Ana women in Los Angeles. Miss. Alba is one of the better examples. I just love to see her skinny backbone protruding from under her shirt. Ain’t she a beauty.
Anna | September 28, 2009 at 6:18 pm
#20-
Didn’t anyone ever tell you that once you have kids your life is over. Well, just look at her, do you need anymore proof.
RtSS | September 28, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Wow… Image #17 getting out of the vehicle, she’s got nice tone on that thigh. Way to go Jessica, you’ve come back from that baby! You are the best, and have been the best since you’re Dark Angel days. Call me.
Rhialto | September 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Women are always up to something when they change their hair color.Girls!?
Darth | September 28, 2009 at 6:36 pm
She looks in shape too.She’s ready for something big.
kitty_kat | September 28, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Whoa! She’s seriously lost a lot of weight! She was always skinny, but I don’t remember her being this skinny. She’s lost all of the curves that made her attractive in the first place.
Poor Jessica | September 28, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Jessica,
Even if you starve yourself and work out 24/7 your waist will never be as tiny as Megan’s. You see, Megan Fox was blessed with an amazing shape. You, on the other hand, might as well just give up and start eating so at least you don’t look scrawny and gawky. You were just not born with a waist, sweetie. Just accept it and move on. I know it is pretty sad when men get a hard on just seeing Megan Fox fully clothed and you have to resort to walking around in public practically showing your whole black lace bra.
Mama Pinkus | September 28, 2009 at 9:18 pm
someone needs to take that gal to a barbeque
qtpie | September 28, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I like her cute little neck tattoo! Very feminine!
rachel | September 28, 2009 at 9:51 pm
that hair color makes her look like ashlee simpson in some of these photos…which is not a look i’d be going for.
lh | September 29, 2009 at 2:36 am
She looks like the Hispanic lady who cleans the bathrooms in my dorm.
bobx | September 29, 2009 at 2:42 am
Alba was never classically beautiful but what the hell is this? She looks like a meth junkie.
Zane | September 29, 2009 at 2:47 am
She morphed into a Filipino ladyboy.
estetik | September 29, 2009 at 5:08 am
i like it. very attractive..
ickle | September 29, 2009 at 10:52 am
Down down down..
My food goes round & round..
I have the tap on so noone hears a sound..
Down down down…
*whistles*
*flushes*
*spews blood and dies*
yawn | September 29, 2009 at 9:05 pm
yawn.
Hair color answered | October 1, 2009 at 11:57 am
She did not changed her hair to ‘orange’.
She went back to being brown. But because brown color does not hold onto blonde bleached hair because there is no more pigment to hold the color, the brown ‘slides’ away which makes that orange color.
Its all chemistry.
Watch her being brown in a couple of weeks from now.