Here’s Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says “Yes, I did recently squeeze a tiny person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking.” Which, honestly, almost made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Almost.
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dana | July 31, 2008 at 10:34 am
Great, fish!
Haywood Jablowme | July 31, 2008 at 10:42 am
She looks amazing; would look even better with a smile.
Jay | July 31, 2008 at 10:52 am
I am the king of everything, which is why I beat all you bitches to first. First.
Deacon Jones | July 31, 2008 at 10:53 am
God damn! Imagine and thick and rubbery those nipples are right now!
On something totally unrelated, here’s a link for the funniest fucking phonecall I ever heard. It’s some psycho that met a girl on the street and continually left her voicemails, Swingers style.
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
stealingjoy | July 31, 2008 at 10:58 am
Amazing when you consider she’s wearing a bra. Her nipples must be thimbles!
Angry Beaver | July 31, 2008 at 11:14 am
When they timer pops out like that, it’s time to take the puppies out. Let them be free Jessica. FREE THEM!
Sport | July 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Man I would so impregnate that this very second.
Rick James | July 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
I wish I had more hands. I’d give those titties four thumbs down.
typical superficial loser | July 31, 2008 at 11:24 am
Ugleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole
Sucking Jessica's TITS | July 31, 2008 at 11:28 am
@3
Looks like the king got his ass kicked by a bunch of bitches. LOL!
NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL REAL TIT’S, WOW…..
(cant write more cause my hands are not on the keyboard …)
combustion8 | July 31, 2008 at 11:29 am
checkout those flabby baby baring arms.. she’s forever ruined.
Ted Kennedy's tumor | July 31, 2008 at 11:41 am
The only positive about having a kid is the woman gets some nice tits for a while and some amazing nipples. They will soon go to shit though.
Jay (#3) the only thing you are king of is retardville, because you are the king retard.
#8, nicely played.
I wonder what Randal has to say though…?
freezingbabe | July 31, 2008 at 11:43 am
Give her this fake tiny person…
I_am_nude | July 31, 2008 at 11:47 am
See me, sexier than her, definitely, …
ldsqtbea | July 31, 2008 at 11:54 am
#4-
thanks for the link !!! that was funny !!!
ps
that guy was an ass
2for2true | July 31, 2008 at 11:59 am
#3
Retard King of the Tater Tots!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
celebrity archives | July 31, 2008 at 12:01 pm
One lactates root beer, the other lactates cream soda. Now all the baby needs is ice cream.
Ted Mosby | July 31, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Post-prego boobies are the best.
Icon | July 31, 2008 at 12:20 pm
@3- You fail at life.
Me | July 31, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Do you remember when the fish used to be obsessed with Jessica Alba? Now it’s Hayden Panetierre. And there was someone before Jessica. I think this site changes writers every once in a while
One | July 31, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Oh my gosh, I just realized thats her husband with her in those pics… in pic #2 it looks like some overweight, middle aged lesbian. hahaha. She’s got strange taste in men.
You | July 31, 2008 at 3:18 pm
@20 – You are a godfucking genius.
Confused | July 31, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I thought Britney’s were bad, but she was not wearing a bra. But Jessica IS wearing a bra and they still point down south?
rough daddy | July 31, 2008 at 5:10 pm
is that cash warren in pic 2 and 3? hes face looks like he just gave birth…and my god!! those pendulous tatas looks amazing…
katia | July 31, 2008 at 5:38 pm
ummm is that a lululemon headband she’s wearing?
Looking for a new baby momma | July 31, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I don’t care if she’s kinda chubby or just had a kid.
She use to be number one until she married and had kids with Cash Money.
Adriana Lima for the win!
ph7 | July 31, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Any hotness she once passed out of her simultaneously with her baby’s head.
Just Dick | July 31, 2008 at 7:40 pm
You know, she doesn’t look particularly happy in these shots…but say what you will…that’s a damned nice rack.
Jessica's New Bra Size | July 31, 2008 at 7:40 pm
34 Long?
brazen | July 31, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I don’t care what anyone says, she was georgous before baby and is still georgous.
sayo | August 1, 2008 at 4:52 am
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on m’illionaire d’ating s’ite “M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
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gerard Vandenberg | August 1, 2008 at 12:30 pm
She has a pair of UDDERS in front of her.
You’ve seen her nipples?
memory cards | December 12, 2009 at 7:32 am
Wow ! sounds like tons of fun! I LOVE her dress ! I wanna buy IT ! She is one of the gorgeous actress in the Hollywood….