Here’s Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says “Yes, I did recently squeeze a tiny person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking.” Which, honestly, almost made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Almost.
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Great, fish!
She looks amazing; would look even better with a smile.
I am the king of everything, which is why I beat all you bitches to first. First.
God damn! Imagine and thick and rubbery those nipples are right now!
On something totally unrelated, here’s a link for the funniest fucking phonecall I ever heard. It’s some psycho that met a girl on the street and continually left her voicemails, Swingers style.
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
Amazing when you consider she’s wearing a bra. Her nipples must be thimbles!
When they timer pops out like that, it’s time to take the puppies out. Let them be free Jessica. FREE THEM!
Man I would so impregnate that this very second.
I wish I had more hands. I’d give those titties four thumbs down.
Ugleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole
@3
Looks like the king got his ass kicked by a bunch of bitches. LOL!
NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL REAL TIT’S, WOW…..
(cant write more cause my hands are not on the keyboard …)
checkout those flabby baby baring arms.. she’s forever ruined.
The only positive about having a kid is the woman gets some nice tits for a while and some amazing nipples. They will soon go to shit though.
Jay (#3) the only thing you are king of is retardville, because you are the king retard.
#8, nicely played.
I wonder what Randal has to say though…?
Give her this fake tiny person…
See me, sexier than her, definitely, …
#4-
thanks for the link !!! that was funny !!!
ps
that guy was an ass
#3
Retard King of the Tater Tots!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One lactates root beer, the other lactates cream soda. Now all the baby needs is ice cream.
Post-prego boobies are the best.
@3- You fail at life.
Do you remember when the fish used to be obsessed with Jessica Alba? Now it’s Hayden Panetierre. And there was someone before Jessica. I think this site changes writers every once in a while
Oh my gosh, I just realized thats her husband with her in those pics… in pic #2 it looks like some overweight, middle aged lesbian. hahaha. She’s got strange taste in men.
@20 – You are a godfucking genius.
I thought Britney’s were bad, but she was not wearing a bra. But Jessica IS wearing a bra and they still point down south?
is that cash warren in pic 2 and 3? hes face looks like he just gave birth…and my god!! those pendulous tatas looks amazing…
ummm is that a lululemon headband she’s wearing?
I don’t care if she’s kinda chubby or just had a kid.
She use to be number one until she married and had kids with Cash Money.
Adriana Lima for the win!
Any hotness she once passed out of her simultaneously with her baby’s head.
You know, she doesn’t look particularly happy in these shots…but say what you will…that’s a damned nice rack.
34 Long?
I don’t care what anyone says, she was georgous before baby and is still georgous.
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on m’illionaire d’ating s’ite “M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
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She has a pair of UDDERS in front of her.
You’ve seen her nipples?
Wow ! sounds like tons of fun! I LOVE her dress ! I wanna buy IT ! She is one of the gorgeous actress in the Hollywood….