Jessica Alba in a bikini

August 2nd, 2009 // 110 Comments

What the shit?! When did Jessica Alba get hot again? Here she is in Malibu yesterday, and these pictures confirm what many of us forgot about Jessica Alba but should’ve been focused on all along. And that’s the fact Cash Warren must die by my hand. Unless, of course, you guys can come up with a better way for me to share a conjugal visit with Jessica. I’m all ears.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. asfawe

    FIRSTTTTT

  2. asfawe

    i hate myself.

  3. Christina

    I want to stick her. Man, thoughts.

  4. kingofbeer

    she’s a 12

  5. stocker

    what kind of writing is that on his tat?

  6. Larry Fine

    Nice bod, ugly hair color, B player at best now, comes across as a bitch, …

  7. Pilatunes

    I love pic #8. Check out her ass, then his face. He’s thinking ‘Holy shit, I am really going to get to hit that later or is this all just a dream?’

  8. Ok so shes frolicking with the baby daddy…next!

  9. Venom

    You wouldn’t even know she popped out a baby not that long ago. She looks great… well, except for the hair. She needs to go natural.

    Anyway… Katy Perry in a bikini and now Jessica Alba… all in one day? (o_O) Keep it up, man!

  10. ursini

    and if by great looking you mean “anorexic to get rid of the baby weight” then YES.

  11. Check out pic #4. The paparazzi’s camera lens is 2 feet long. No wonder they can get great pics. With that lens, you can see the pimple on Jessica’s ass.

  12. LK

    “and if by great looking you mean “anorexic to get rid of the baby weight” then YES.”

    No, she looks healthy not anorexic at all. She has good muscle tone and you can’t see her entire spine sticking out of her back. If you want anorexic go look at that train wreck of Lindsey Lohan. I agree that the hair color is bad, though.

  13. She’s getting fat and her malepal has a hairy belly.

  14. Brooke

    she has a baby and still looks 382497498324 hotter than i’ll ever be
    …why is the world so unfair?…

  15. Venom

    @ 10

    How is this anorexic when that has ALWAYS been her frame, hmm? And she gave birth a year and a month ago (June 7, 2008) so she’s had plenty of time to get back in shape.

  16. ZippytheWonderSlug

    Wow. That guy is one lucky SOB. He doesn’t deserve such a fine body to play with. Just the thought of her bent over, begging you to do her harder…too much!!!

  17. Sport

    WOW.

  18. huh?

    Didn’t know she had a thing for john leguizamo!

  19. sierra

    picture #8 cavity search?

  20. Jessica

    Man, she’s definitely my girl crush. I just nutted

  21. fetus_mcnuggets

    thats an arabic tatty for you ryte there

    whats it say ??

    “DEATH TO AMEEEDICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

    “cash warren” thinks your an infidel

    wat are YOU gonna do bout that ??????????

  22. blood

    Damn, I was hoping she’d end up with stretchmarks and cellulite after having that kid. Wasn’t that part of the deal?

  23. Parker

    What I love most about her is how she’s always willing to travel on all fours. Her fondness for anal sex is evident. Here, she tries to reassure us the baby was a bad mistake–the result of one drunken night with a poorly aimed penis–and her one true passion is and always will be to have a weiner in her butt. Call me Jessica. Call me.

  24. Cash

    Why the fuck does a guy named ‘Cash Warren” have a tattoo band on his arm in Farsi? Fucker doesn’t look muslim to me, unless chest hair is the new beard.

    This must be the evolution of “tattoo’s written in oriental languages are so much deeper and more spiritual then those written in english.”

  25. Annie Loves Anal

    24. He is just your typical Hollywood tool. The steaming bag of shit probably thinks the thing is in Japanese. It’s all about the way it “looks” with these whores. The meaning never comes into account. A good example is Madge and kaballah.

  26. bridget

    damn I never realized how supremely hot she is! her body is flawless! can’t believe she had a baby!!

  27. Bert

    Why are you butt punchers even looking the guy?

  28. Venom

    Jeez, even the chicks wanna hump Jessica! LOL

    @ Parker… check it out, #25 just might be the chick for you. Just make sure you share, you sick freak! (O_<)

  29. Riley<3

    #Parker…why are you so obsessed with anal sex? Every time i see you leave a comment its a descriptive detail of how you would do a girl in the ass…its the most painful thing ever!!!

  30. bambam

    too skinny and sulky looking – though the sulkiness probably stems from her militant dieting. never got the hype with her at all

  31. R.I.P.Each

    Puuufect little body on that one. Best boob size is plump medium, not Xl+.

  32. R.I.P.Each

    Puuufect little body on that one. Best boob size is plump medium, not Xl+.

  33. R.I.P.Each

    I was so caught up I forgot the ARR!

  34. cd

    feel like watching sin city again now…

  35. You Must Be FAT

    For those of you commenting on her body as being anorexic, your definition of anorexic is highly distorted. She has a atheltic body frame, look at those quads and hamstrings and check out her toned upper body. Do you see any bones protruding? Can you count her ribs? No. I am not a fan of Jessica Alba, but can appreciate a well toned healthy body weight. America the way it is today is heading to towards an obesity epidemic and that seems to be the norm and when someone actually sees someone with a healthy body weight they automatically think they are anorexic.

  36. You Must Be FAT

    For those of you commenting on her body as being anorexic, your definition of anorexic is highly distorted. She has a atheltic body frame, look at those quads and hamstrings and check out her toned upper body. Do you see any bones protruding? Can you count her ribs? No. I am not a fan of Jessica Alba, but can appreciate a well toned healthy body weight. America the way it is today is heading to towards an obesity epidemic and that seems to be the norm and when someone actually sees a healthy body weight they automatically think they are anorexic.

  37. pic8

    Loving Pic 8…. surely he is about to stick his middle finger knuckle deep up her tight butt hole……

    i know i would…..

  38. 1moreidiotintheworld

    I’d crawl all the way across the country on my hands and knees to Malibu just to see her smokin hot bod lying under the sun………………DAMN!!!!!

  39. Nameless

    With the exception of wanting desperately to look like a bitchy, blonde white chick, JA is fucking perfection.

  40. Rupert

    dat ass

  41. buff

    too bad shes a fukin fat pig

  42. your mum

    Hey #42….. that ain’t no way to talk about your Mum.

    Your mother bakes lovely cookies and puts on a nice afternoon tea.

    Hope she gets the wax job soon though…..

  43. Laura

    JESSICA ALBA IS FREAKING PERFECT! TALK ABOUT NATURAL FLAWLESS BEAUTY, AND TALK ABOUT GOOD GENETICS. HER BODY IS OUTSTANDING!! SHE REALLY SHOULDNT LOSE ANY MORE WEIGHT, BUT RIGHT NOW HER BODY IS SOOOOO HOT AND TONED. COMPARE THESE PICS TO TARA REID BIKINI PICS. WHAT A DIFFERENCE!!

    WAY TO GO JESSICA!!

  44. um, no, def not ana. shes perfect. beautiful muscle tone, perfect skin, ANA= 15% below your minimum weight retards. so if you are a girl, 5’5″, you would have to weight at MOST 98 pounds to even be considered an anoretic.. dumbasses wouldnt even know a beautiful healthy goddess if you got hit on by one. personally, i think Anyone who would hate on J.A. is either, Fat, Ugly, or totally Insecure. better yet, all of the above.

    go Jessica!

  45. um, no, def not ana. shes perfect. beautiful muscle tone, perfect skin, ANA= 15% below your minimum weight retards. so if you are a girl, 5’5″, you would have to weight at MOST 98 pounds to even be considered an anoretic.. dumbasses wouldnt even know a beautiful healthy goddess if you got hit on by one. personally, i think Anyone who would hate on J.A. is either, Fat, Ugly, or totally Insecure. better yet, all of the above.

    go Jessica!

  46. umm

    she looks amazing! good for her.
    but 44….. genetics? have you seen her mother?

  47. Danklin24

    The hell she’s getting fat! She has the best body on ANY celebrity out there. The woman is perfect, now if she could only act her way out of a paper bag. What an ass though. damn!

  48. allmyrivals

    I would munch that till she was raw.

  49. ticklish

    I want to do things to her which are illegal in the original 13 states…

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