At the Teen Choice Awards, Jessica Alba let viewers know she’s still salty about an incident with a schoolyard crush. During her acceptance speech for the female hottie award (a staple of any good awards show) she told the audience:
“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now! [Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball … I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.”
Whoever this Ross character is, I guarantee he’s sitting at home contemplating putting his nuts in a blender. He’ll weep and curse his childhood naivety – as he very well should. Right now he could be using Jessica’s luscious ass for a decorative end-table. But, no, Ross had to be a moron-sandwich and pick some other kid for his baseball team. Awesome. Thanks. Your sad little tale has made my genitals cry.
52 nikki – Oh half filippino. I guess that’s the bad half. (YEAH! I SAID IT!)
This shit is old and boring. There was a benefit at the Playboy Mansion, lets see some more pics.
http://www.tvshark.com/photos/?n=Playboy+Mansion+Benefit
46 joey said “but I seriously doubt some guy wants a hip bone stabbing him during sex if ya know what I mean”
It works the other way too when a guy is too skinny. Hip bones hurt (but you know what they say about skinny guys…?) Hoo-hoo!
Her stinky face mug in pic 5 says it all.
Nice shoes, though. Thats about it.
She looks like a “plantain” … really
She has a giraffe neck
A plantain? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What the fuck??! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#100, your insight is breathtaking. What ever would we do without you checking this site for grammatical errors? Because you know, a site like the superficial is all about grammar. Get a life you lame ass CHIC CHIC CHIC. And I’m not going to spell it any other way. Chick looks too much like chicken. And if you want to be so nitpicky, check your own fucking grammar…”syish” is spelled “Stylish”; dolt.
Wassamatter, Frick….did you wake up on the wrong side of the cadaver today?
52
Ummm.. If you’re half filipino, then you and jessica alba are definately not “twins”
WOW click on the 3 close up pictures of her face, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE HERPES BLISTER! OMG it is true! …kool
CLEAN UP IN AISLE 108! There must be 20 gallons of spittle on your computer screen and keyboard after you typed that Frick. How chic!
I don’t know why people keep calling her skinny because all I can see is a great big huge giant ASS!!!
P.S. – does she really have herpes?
She looks like big bird with teeth…
Wake your lame ass up Fish.
I’m pretty tired of her and her incessant comments about her own “hotness.”
How about a message for Derek, Jessica?
“Derek, you A*S! you gave me herpes! Look at me now! Look at me!”
That would’ve been funny.
http://www.fafarazzi.com/gossip/144291/derek-jeter-gave-jessica-alba-herpes
Yeah, she’s got some sore action going on there on her lip, that’s for sure. It’s more noticeable in the pics from the Fantastic 4 premiere.
#99. Yeah she did. She does only have two personalities. Boring and Bitchy. Go away already.
“I don’t show much butt or cleavage.”
Oh yeah! what about when you’re posing half naked for all of the guy’s magazines? Hypocrite.
no offense, but she’s a jackass.
at last year’s teen choice awards, she accepted her hottie award with yet another fucked up speech about how gorgeous she is.
obsessed with herself much?
119. billy
Remember, it’s the opposite. That means she doesn’t think much of herself. Dollars to dime bags she hates herself.
Yeah, she sure showed that Ross guy. Carrying around a grudge for 19 years. Yeesh
is she fucking kidding me? get off the stage you shameless skank..
She’s not going to be IGNORED, Ross.
She forgot to end it with, “Look at me now, Ross. I got genital herpes from Derek Jater. And even though I make so much money, even my nobody boyfriend of two years wouldn’t marry me.”
Oh she sounds intriguing!
Get over yourself Bitch. “Look at me now!” “Look at me now!”
“[Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball … I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.”
Um… I guess we know how this little slut got into acting. She learnt at a young age that sexual acts or at least the promise of them are required to become successful…
all together now
WE ALL LIVE IN A GOD AWFUL YELLOW DRESS, A GOD AWFUL YELLOW DRESS, A GOD AWFUL YELLOW DRESS
WE ALL LIVE…
Aha ! I just KNEW her teeth were fake ! Her smile looks like a piano keyboard, this is not nice at all. Did not like her in Dark Angel and still do not understand why people think she is good looking.
so true #128. she’s just another run-of-the-mill talentless Hollywood by-product, lol.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Monkey woman
What a pathetic bitch! How bitter and angry will she be when she is over 40, has lost her looks, and can’t find a job?
The chick is over rated
Ross should have told her they were on a break.
padum-pum! (rim shot)
Luscious ass? WTF? Has someone been doing nitrous oxide hits again?
What do you mean by “used to be pigeon-toed?”
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/09/04/bastardly-asks-where-did-jessica-alba-buy-coffee/#respond
britney spears brad pitt paris hilton jessica alba aishwarya rai ayesha takia colbie caillat music song lyrics buy hot wallpapers