It’s basically assumed for all celebrities, but Jessica Alba says she hates the paparazzi. She tells Parade magazine: “I could give two shits about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”
How ironic. I usually hate the paparazzi too, except when they’re bringing me pictures of Jessica Alba. When they’re bringing me pictures of Jessica Alba I want to lift them on a pedestal and sacrifice small animals to them. And maybe brush their hair as I hand-feed them grapes. You know, regular stuff. Healthy stuff.
Sprite | May 31, 2007 at 10:35 am
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Vazza | May 31, 2007 at 10:35 am
FIRST!!!!!
Vazza | May 31, 2007 at 10:36 am
:(
Sprite | May 31, 2007 at 10:37 am
liknowayvazzalol!!!!
Vazza | May 31, 2007 at 10:38 am
Robbed I tell you, robbed ;)
bungoone | May 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
well she should love the paparazzi because no one would know who she was otherwise. she’s certainly not known for her supurb acting.
skyhydragonfly | May 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
Wow, 6TH! Getting closer….
skyhydragonfly | May 31, 2007 at 10:42 am
Okay, someone slipped in before me….7th…sigh…..
lame | May 31, 2007 at 10:46 am
lame ass 1st game
Bern | May 31, 2007 at 10:50 am
I hope she keeps saying that shit, because it will inevitably lead to a fantastic windfall of nipple slip shots, etc. Nice job biting the hand that feeds you, smart girl.
Fifth Stooge | May 31, 2007 at 10:52 am
Flatten the paparazzi with a steamroller Jessica Alba.
bbc | May 31, 2007 at 10:55 am
What does this have to do with the U.S. destroying a country and killing its civilians for no reason?
RoboHobo | May 31, 2007 at 11:01 am
@10 Great boobs on the blog today, Bern.
ethan | May 31, 2007 at 11:02 am
perfect baby…mmmmmmmmmmmm
doug | May 31, 2007 at 11:03 am
hot sexy, athletic body…yum yum
Colin O'Scopee | May 31, 2007 at 11:08 am
She’s definitely the cutest skinny annoying bitchy boy I’ve ever seen. But I liked her much more before the sex change (Dark Angel days).
Jimbo ? | May 31, 2007 at 11:10 am
Yes Bern Nice DMBS. Still no luck when I click on her nipples.
LL | May 31, 2007 at 11:12 am
I love the photographer guys when they’re giving us actual interesting pictures, like Lohan passed out or Paris getting arrested. But when the best they can do is Jessica Alba jogging or someone walking through an airport… that shit is weak. It would kinda suck to not be able to go anywhere without someone sticking a camera up your ass, although living in the Los Angeles area probably has something to do with that. If she lived in Topeka, she probably wouldn’t have to worry about it so much.
booga1134 | May 31, 2007 at 11:15 am
I love the paparazzi! I WISH THEY’D SHOVE A CAMERA UP JESSICAS ASS TO SEE IF SHE SHITS GOLD. I support any photographer making life hell for any spoiled rotten, rich “celebrities”. If it was so bad, they’d fucking quit.
Spindoc | May 31, 2007 at 11:25 am
But the only reason she has a career is because of the Paparazzi
mr right | May 31, 2007 at 11:25 am
Yeah, she’s still kinda hot, obviously in shape, probably tight, worth a jab or even a Superfish special (poke in the pink, stab in the stink, then POW! right in the kisser). But what a fuckin conceited bitch! I would definitely leave while she’s still sleeping and take a big steaming dump in her favorite shoes on the way out.
Ooba Gooba | May 31, 2007 at 11:26 am
This chick is a bit full of herself, and she’s nothing special. She’s lucky people WANT to take her picture.
Kristie | May 31, 2007 at 11:28 am
I want that hat she has on.
sue | May 31, 2007 at 11:32 am
Her tee says “Traviesa”. So she is jogging around with a t-shirt that says “Naughty” on her chest and pretend not to be looked at. Nice
Alllegiononflegit | May 31, 2007 at 11:39 am
They all complain, but would be nothing without the extra pub they get.
Skip Smith | May 31, 2007 at 11:40 am
The amazing thing about this story is that the Iraqis were better off under Saddam.
schack | May 31, 2007 at 11:42 am
complaining about the pap is SOOO LOWhan.
schack | May 31, 2007 at 11:43 am
i must say i love my PAPs. LOVE ‘EM!
BarbadoSlim | May 31, 2007 at 11:44 am
STFU jessica and show us your tits.
That’s what you’re here for.
schack | May 31, 2007 at 11:47 am
actually, barbado, you may have noticed that jessica alba, unlike her coevals, never gives us a good, long look at her boobage, but always has them mostly covered up. that is because she has implants, which, since they’re small for her frame, look kind of awkward on her chest…
schack | May 31, 2007 at 11:48 am
not that she’s not gorgeous… she is
paying customer | May 31, 2007 at 11:48 am
shut up, get up on the table, take your top off and dance for us, monkey.
if you don’t like that, pick another profession. something that involves working in a mall seems like a good fit.
Dr. Christian Troy | May 31, 2007 at 11:52 am
schack, ok, we get it – thin girls shouldn’t get implants. What’s your boyfriend’s phone number? We’ll all call and tell him to stop pressuring you.
schack | May 31, 2007 at 11:55 am
you actually don’t get it. implants on fat girls are a waste of money, because they’re still fugly afterwards. ONLY thin girls should get implants. but they should either go to a surgeon who actually has an eye for proportion…
schack | May 31, 2007 at 11:56 am
or not
lambman | May 31, 2007 at 11:59 am
What a liar. Jessica and her publicist have been going out of their way the past two years to get her in tabloids. She’d been acting for years, and famous for years…then all the sudden 2 years ago she started popping up at all the paparazi hotspots.
If you don’t like it, take a tip from your old rival Sarah Michelle Gellar and move outta la, or at least stop working out at public beaches, hanging out at paparazi hot spots and stop you’re whining.
Jimbo ∞ | May 31, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Paula Abdul needs to take less medication.
schack needs to take more.
schack | May 31, 2007 at 12:00 pm
STILL bitter? jesus christ, jimbo. it was never personal.
Jimbo ? | May 31, 2007 at 12:13 pm
@37 And again my troll comes out. Funny how that works
Boobs Bonanza | May 31, 2007 at 12:20 pm
hmmmm…whoever said Jessica Alba hasn’t done a hi-res boob shot is – thankfully – quite incorrect …
bluecrush | May 31, 2007 at 12:23 pm
They all want the paparazzi to stalk them until they get famous and then they no longer want the attention. Although, it must be freaky to be photographed daily when you go anywhere. Oh well, anyway, I’m a girl and I think shes hot!
Annony | May 31, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Like, OMG, Jessica. Like, why is the logo on your shirt written in Spanish? Like, remember, you’re not Mexican, only your dad is. And, like, remember, you, like, don’t even speak Spanish. Like, eew, OMG. Dumbass, hypocritical chick. She tries so hard to separate herself from the Latino community, yet she’s wearing a Traviesa shirt? She hates the paps, yet she goes jogging at the most infamous spots where the paps are known to be at? Jessica, why do you hate the paps? Not once have they produced an interesting picture or story about you. You are tres boring. Yawn.
nagger please | May 31, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Frist
Archie Bunker | May 31, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Awww jeez, just what we need, another fackin nagger.
WowJustWow | May 31, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Sorry, but that’s a man.
Gilbert | May 31, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Who cares – man, woman. Each has at least one hole, so where’s the problem? There even close together on a woman. Plus if you’re bunghole plunging you’ve got a built-in excuse to not look her in the eyes and have to fake human interest.
schack | May 31, 2007 at 12:48 pm
i’m not trolling you, jimbo, i swear to god.
alex, is that you?
schack | May 31, 2007 at 12:51 pm
#46 man becomes more bitter the extent to which he is powerless. try disinterested malice. now that’s glamour!
wedgeone | May 31, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Add a bunch of z’s and some right-indenting and #48 is krazihottkelli.
JUmBo | May 31, 2007 at 1:03 pm
FIRST!!!