A kingdom for x-ray goggles!
I’ve never wanted to be salt water so bad in my life
Nice for the bearded clam to be exposed to its native environment.
She won’t pose nude, so as not to embarrass her father. But she will have sex in public when she knows she is always surronded by cameras. WTF is wrong with this logic?
Oh c’mon!!! They’re not having sex in the ocean, they’re just hugging. Don’t you guys know that it’s not so pleasant for the girl?
That’s not hitin’ it. They are cuddling in the water. Nothing else.
LOL @ Poster 3. Funny! :-)
Meat always has a longer shelf life when salted and cured. And I apologize for not turning around in those pics, but cameras have this weird side effect of turning me psycho. I was likely to run ashore and beat the photogs with my enormous johnson rather than cloaking it in its intended sheath, Ms. Alba (or as I like to call her, the Off Shore Whore).
A Haiku about bad web design:
Digital Six sucks
Shaun is a shitty web guy
I hope he dies soon
Oh, and that wasn’t her boyfriend, it was me. And we were having sex.
right after those pictures were taken the boyfriend was eaten by a great white shark…the same shark that wants to eat jessica’s father so she can pose nude….da-da-daaaaa!!!
Why do I feel like I’m watching a Discovery Channel special on spawning salmon?
So Richport and BigJim both had their penises in Jessica Alba in these photos (#7 and #8). Either they’re into some nautical double-penetration (and neither are as well endowed as advertised), they’re the same person, or someone is unoriginal.
I admit to being unoriginal. That will teach me to post without reading previous postings.
Curse you, Rich!
BigJim was scuba diving and clandestinely penetrated from the exit hole. Thank goodness swords were not crossed… I swear the look of ecstasy was my doing… though pic #7 clearly shows when BJ made his move. She thought it was my entire arm (she likes that) until I did the “Look ma, no hands!!!” move…
Scuba dive elsewhere you Canadian stealth fucker!!!
jesus christ he’s living my dream
#11 – No false advertising, it’s enormous. If you look anything remotely like Ms. Alba, I’ll be happy to give you a good ocean fucking in full view of the camera jockeys… just beware of the Canadian stingray… of course if you’re a bowser, well you just have to go to the shower and pretend. Oh and tell my wife I got killed in the war…
Yep, havin’ sex in water…. Nothing like getting the biggest douche a vagina will ever experience…..
id hit it! (that dude in the face, then bang jess in the ocean some more)
I actually think these pictures are cute. I love her so.
if i was a whale (i sorta am cos of my giant cock) near by i would swim up and hit that from the other end for an interspecies 3 way.
For people having sex she really dosn’t seem that interested, unless of course shes one of those people who just lay/sit/be held there with no expression, no enthusiasm, No Fun!
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