A kingdom for x-ray goggles!
I’ve never wanted to be salt water so bad in my life
Nice for the bearded clam to be exposed to its native environment.
She won’t pose nude, so as not to embarrass her father. But she will have sex in public when she knows she is always surronded by cameras. WTF is wrong with this logic?
Oh c’mon!!! They’re not having sex in the ocean, they’re just hugging. Don’t you guys know that it’s not so pleasant for the girl?
That’s not hitin’ it. They are cuddling in the water. Nothing else.
LOL @ Poster 3. Funny! :-)
Meat always has a longer shelf life when salted and cured. And I apologize for not turning around in those pics, but cameras have this weird side effect of turning me psycho. I was likely to run ashore and beat the photogs with my enormous johnson rather than cloaking it in its intended sheath, Ms. Alba (or as I like to call her, the Off Shore Whore).
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Oh, and that wasn’t her boyfriend, it was me. And we were having sex.
right after those pictures were taken the boyfriend was eaten by a great white shark…the same shark that wants to eat jessica’s father so she can pose nude….da-da-daaaaa!!!
Why do I feel like I’m watching a Discovery Channel special on spawning salmon?
So Richport and BigJim both had their penises in Jessica Alba in these photos (#7 and #8). Either they’re into some nautical double-penetration (and neither are as well endowed as advertised), they’re the same person, or someone is unoriginal.
I admit to being unoriginal. That will teach me to post without reading previous postings.
Curse you, Rich!
BigJim was scuba diving and clandestinely penetrated from the exit hole. Thank goodness swords were not crossed… I swear the look of ecstasy was my doing… though pic #7 clearly shows when BJ made his move. She thought it was my entire arm (she likes that) until I did the “Look ma, no hands!!!” move…
Scuba dive elsewhere you Canadian stealth fucker!!!
jesus christ he’s living my dream
#11 – No false advertising, it’s enormous. If you look anything remotely like Ms. Alba, I’ll be happy to give you a good ocean fucking in full view of the camera jockeys… just beware of the Canadian stingray… of course if you’re a bowser, well you just have to go to the shower and pretend. Oh and tell my wife I got killed in the war…
Yep, havin’ sex in water…. Nothing like getting the biggest douche a vagina will ever experience…..
id hit it! (that dude in the face, then bang jess in the ocean some more)
I actually think these pictures are cute. I love her so.
if i was a whale (i sorta am cos of my giant cock) near by i would swim up and hit that from the other end for an interspecies 3 way.
For people having sex she really dosn’t seem that interested, unless of course shes one of those people who just lay/sit/be held there with no expression, no enthusiasm, No Fun!
They may be playing around but they’re definitely not having sex. Ugh would you have sex in the ocean. Eewwww! Salt, Sharks, Bacteria – no thank you very much.
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I wish I had a snorkler. I’d do some crazy shit with it in that scenario.
um she is hot,and im not even a dude.
but i dont think they are bumping uglies.
#22 i would pay to see that.
She’s so hot.
No way they’re having sex unless he’s the most boring lay on earth. Her expression is completly blase. Except that next-to-the-last one, where it’s possible he accidentally poked her asstube instead. =0
The more shocking thing is “Jessica Alba has Sex…”
“Who wants to brave those bronze beauties
Lying in the sun
With their long soft hair falling
Flying as they run
Oh they smile so shy
And they flirt so well
And they lay you down so fast
Till you look straight up and say
Am I really here at lost”
OMG that reeked of awesome-ness!!
hey kiki show ur puti pussi
LOLZZZZZZ, “Congratulations, Penis!”
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Yeah, that’s not a great orgasm face…
She is so hot
hay these pics are so old see look at this (2nd pic)
there from 08-07-2006 (well thats when they were posted)
Ewwww. He can have her I don’t want THAT. He’ll cry when his dick falls off from banging a girl everyone has had.
Looks like the perfect setting for a waterproof sex toy! Reminds of a great vacation I had once. Memory…
All alone in the moonlight…
I can smile at the old days…
um… they aren’t having sex. you can clearly see the reflection of his yellow swim trunks in the water. they’re up around his waist. AND TRUST ME, NO GIRL WANTS SALT WATER SHOVED UP HER COOCH, not matter how horny she may be at the time. that’s pain, there.
They are so having sex. I’ve had sex in the ocean three times and that’s exactly what it looks like!
Salt water does not hurt the cooch. I mean it didn’t hurt mine. And his ween could be coming out from under his shorts ya know! Think about it! It’s not that hard people.
wow, she’s clingy.
I either don’t think they’re having sex. They’ve been seeing each other for what, 3 years now? After 3 years the lust for sex is diminishing. Yeah, with some average girl, but not with Alba! But pumping salt up your crotch isn’t a very pleasant thing. Masochism? Oh, yeah!
there’s really not much to say here.
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(I realize that I am overly perky today:)
Richport- You are funny as hell- “Thank goodness swords were not crossed” Too funny!
Also love Madrid Marriott!
Anyway, I think this Jess is cute but her stupid dance movies are annoying other than that- they are probably not boinking but if it gets all you dudes going then fantasize away!!
no they’re not, yes they are, no they’re not, yes they are, no they’re not, yes they are… I’m telling mother!
37. Posted by Raebees on October 30, 2006 9:08 PM
Was it good for that snapping turtle too?
Jeez if I’m doin it with her and she has those looks on her face I’m pullin out.
These pics gave me a boner. Just wanted to share that.
what the hell is HE wearing?
they dont really look like they’re having sex. :\
is that yellow thing in the ocean her panties or his or what?
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