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Kg | October 30, 2006 at 2:57 pm
A kingdom for x-ray goggles!
CelebSlam.com | October 30, 2006 at 3:03 pm
I’ve never wanted to be salt water so bad in my life
http://www.celebslam.com
Madrid Marriott | October 30, 2006 at 3:06 pm
Nice for the bearded clam to be exposed to its native environment.
guest1234567 | October 30, 2006 at 3:07 pm
She won’t pose nude, so as not to embarrass her father. But she will have sex in public when she knows she is always surronded by cameras. WTF is wrong with this logic?
miss.minxy | October 30, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Oh c’mon!!! They’re not having sex in the ocean, they’re just hugging. Don’t you guys know that it’s not so pleasant for the girl?
Shaun | October 30, 2006 at 3:11 pm
That’s not hitin’ it. They are cuddling in the water. Nothing else.
LOL @ Poster 3. Funny! :-)
http://www.digital-six.net
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Meat always has a longer shelf life when salted and cured. And I apologize for not turning around in those pics, but cameras have this weird side effect of turning me psycho. I was likely to run ashore and beat the photogs with my enormous johnson rather than cloaking it in its intended sheath, Ms. Alba (or as I like to call her, the Off Shore Whore).
BigJim | October 30, 2006 at 3:28 pm
A Haiku about bad web design:
Digital Six sucks
Shaun is a shitty web guy
I hope he dies soon
Oh, and that wasn’t her boyfriend, it was me. And we were having sex.
saradevil | October 30, 2006 at 3:32 pm
right after those pictures were taken the boyfriend was eaten by a great white shark…the same shark that wants to eat jessica’s father so she can pose nude….da-da-daaaaa!!!
slantingthroughdarkness | October 30, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Why do I feel like I’m watching a Discovery Channel special on spawning salmon?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Madrid Marriott | October 30, 2006 at 3:40 pm
So Richport and BigJim both had their penises in Jessica Alba in these photos (#7 and #8). Either they’re into some nautical double-penetration (and neither are as well endowed as advertised), they’re the same person, or someone is unoriginal.
BigJim | October 30, 2006 at 3:44 pm
I admit to being unoriginal. That will teach me to post without reading previous postings.
Curse you, Rich!
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 3:50 pm
BigJim was scuba diving and clandestinely penetrated from the exit hole. Thank goodness swords were not crossed… I swear the look of ecstasy was my doing… though pic #7 clearly shows when BJ made his move. She thought it was my entire arm (she likes that) until I did the “Look ma, no hands!!!” move…
Scuba dive elsewhere you Canadian stealth fucker!!!
flashback | October 30, 2006 at 3:59 pm
jesus christ he’s living my dream
http://gamespitter.blogspot.com/
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 4:06 pm
#11 – No false advertising, it’s enormous. If you look anything remotely like Ms. Alba, I’ll be happy to give you a good ocean fucking in full view of the camera jockeys… just beware of the Canadian stingray… of course if you’re a bowser, well you just have to go to the shower and pretend. Oh and tell my wife I got killed in the war…
krisdylee | October 30, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Yep, havin’ sex in water…. Nothing like getting the biggest douche a vagina will ever experience…..
assfacecocknocker | October 30, 2006 at 4:12 pm
id hit it! (that dude in the face, then bang jess in the ocean some more)
EricaDanielle | October 30, 2006 at 4:24 pm
I actually think these pictures are cute. I love her so.
assfacecocknocker | October 30, 2006 at 4:28 pm
if i was a whale (i sorta am cos of my giant cock) near by i would swim up and hit that from the other end for an interspecies 3 way.
Dory | October 30, 2006 at 4:32 pm
For people having sex she really dosn’t seem that interested, unless of course shes one of those people who just lay/sit/be held there with no expression, no enthusiasm, No Fun!
Jade - The Gossip Girls | October 30, 2006 at 4:36 pm
They may be playing around but they’re definitely not having sex. Ugh would you have sex in the ocean. Eewwww! Salt, Sharks, Bacteria – no thank you very much.
Jade
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
Everyone Loves the Gossip Girls!
Soh!B | October 30, 2006 at 4:43 pm
I wish I had a snorkler. I’d do some crazy shit with it in that scenario.
blanket jefferson | October 30, 2006 at 5:05 pm
um she is hot,and im not even a dude.
but i dont think they are bumping uglies.
assfacecocknocker | October 30, 2006 at 5:12 pm
#22 i would pay to see that.
Kristin | October 30, 2006 at 5:39 pm
She’s so hot.
HollyJ | October 30, 2006 at 5:41 pm
No way they’re having sex unless he’s the most boring lay on earth. Her expression is completly blase. Except that next-to-the-last one, where it’s possible he accidentally poked her asstube instead. =0
pixelbasic | October 30, 2006 at 5:45 pm
The more shocking thing is “Jessica Alba has Sex…”
urwrong | October 30, 2006 at 5:49 pm
“Who wants to brave those bronze beauties
Lying in the sun
With their long soft hair falling
Flying as they run
Oh they smile so shy
And they flirt so well
And they lay you down so fast
Till you look straight up and say
Oh lord
Am I really here at lost”
Kiki | October 30, 2006 at 6:07 pm
“Congratulations, Penis!”
OMG that reeked of awesome-ness!!
sisir | July 1, 2010 at 6:49 am
hey kiki show ur puti pussi
Saera | October 30, 2006 at 6:19 pm
LOLZZZZZZ, “Congratulations, Penis!”
I absoleutly love your hilarious comments, Superficial.
Ambassador of Sexy | October 30, 2006 at 6:22 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2006/10/30/jessica_alba_sex_in_ocean_08.jpg
Yeah, that’s not a great orgasm face…
seyoboy | October 30, 2006 at 6:33 pm
She is so hot
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
amajean040904 | October 30, 2006 at 6:47 pm
hay these pics are so old see look at this (2nd pic)
http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/showthread.php?t=93864&highlight=Jessica+Alba
there from 08-07-2006 (well thats when they were posted)
James | October 30, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Ewwww. He can have her I don’t want THAT. He’ll cry when his dick falls off from banging a girl everyone has had.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 30, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Looks like the perfect setting for a waterproof sex toy! Reminds of a great vacation I had once. Memory…
All alone in the moonlight…
I can smile at the old days…
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/waterproof-vibrators.htm
VKS | October 30, 2006 at 9:03 pm
um… they aren’t having sex. you can clearly see the reflection of his yellow swim trunks in the water. they’re up around his waist. AND TRUST ME, NO GIRL WANTS SALT WATER SHOVED UP HER COOCH, not matter how horny she may be at the time. that’s pain, there.
Raebees | October 30, 2006 at 9:08 pm
They are so having sex. I’ve had sex in the ocean three times and that’s exactly what it looks like!
Raebees | October 30, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Salt water does not hurt the cooch. I mean it didn’t hurt mine. And his ween could be coming out from under his shorts ya know! Think about it! It’s not that hard people.
combustion8 | October 30, 2006 at 10:18 pm
wow, she’s clingy.
whitenavel | October 31, 2006 at 3:03 am
First.
andrew-film | October 31, 2006 at 5:01 am
Second.
I either don’t think they’re having sex. They’ve been seeing each other for what, 3 years now? After 3 years the lust for sex is diminishing. Yeah, with some average girl, but not with Alba! But pumping salt up your crotch isn’t a very pleasant thing. Masochism? Oh, yeah!
jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 6:09 am
there’s really not much to say here.
PrettyBaby | October 31, 2006 at 7:14 am
Good Morning and Happy Halloween everyone!
(I realize that I am overly perky today:)
Richport- You are funny as hell- “Thank goodness swords were not crossed” Too funny!
Also love Madrid Marriott!
Anyway, I think this Jess is cute but her stupid dance movies are annoying other than that- they are probably not boinking but if it gets all you dudes going then fantasize away!!
Bogart | October 31, 2006 at 1:09 pm
no they’re not, yes they are, no they’re not, yes they are, no they’re not, yes they are… I’m telling mother!
JohnniePolo | October 31, 2006 at 7:00 pm
37. Posted by Raebees on October 30, 2006 9:08 PM
They are so having sex. I’ve had sex in the ocean three times and that’s exactly what it looks like!
Was it good for that snapping turtle too?
lohans8ball | October 31, 2006 at 10:23 pm
Jeez if I’m doin it with her and she has those looks on her face I’m pullin out.
Mike | November 1, 2006 at 11:40 am
These pics gave me a boner. Just wanted to share that.
Nikky Raney | November 7, 2006 at 2:56 pm
what the hell is HE wearing?
Nikky Raney | November 7, 2006 at 2:57 pm
they dont really look like they’re having sex. :\
Nikky Raney | November 7, 2006 at 2:58 pm
is that yellow thing in the ocean her panties or his or what?