Jessica Alba has a big tie

I don’t know when oversized novelty ties came into fashion, but I hope they never go out. And I’m not just saying that because I recently opened “The Amazing Oversized Novelty Tie Shop” over in downtown Hollywood.

Okay, I lied. That’s exactly why I just said that. Now go buy my ridiculously oversized ties before I stab you in the face.

Tags: Jessica Alba