Jessica Alba had an eating disorder

Jessica Alba has admitted to Glamour magazine that she suffered from anorexia several years ago, starving herself and becoming obsessed with exercise during her preparation for Dark Angel, at one point even dropping to 100lbs.

“A lot of girls have eating disorders, and I did too. I got obsessed with it. When I went from a girl’s body to a woman’s body with natural fat in places, I freaked out. It makes you feel weird, like you’re not ready for that body.”

Jessica, who also suffered from obsessive compulsive disorder and panic attacks, is also quoted in The Sun as saying, “Everyone in my family is heavily overweight and I wanted to be healthier, so I started cooking for myself when I was 12.”

So there it is, ladies. If you want to be crotch-kickingly sexy like Jessica Alba, you have to develop an eating disorder and starve yourself until you look the way a real woman should: like a sexy zombie skeleton. Sure it might be stupid and dangerous, but that’s the price you have to pay if you want society to accept you. And when girls say you’re too skinny and guys say you’re disgusting, that just means they’re jealous. Fat people are always jealous.