is reporting that Endeavor Talent Agency dropped Paris Hilton because Jessica Alba pushed to have her kicked. An insider reveals:
“They were getting a lot of pressure from bigger clients to get rid of Paris. None of them wanted to have the same agents as Paris; she’s an embarrassment to any real artist. Jessica is the anti-Paris — a real star who hates the silly L.A. party scene that Paris reigns over. She made it clear to the folks at Endeavor — either Paris goes or she goes.”
And if that doesn’t qualify her for greatest woman on the planet, she also says she’s up for one night stands as long as the guy doesn’t stick around the next morning. She tells Cosmopolitan magazine:
“I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, ‘Do you really have to be here?’ I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I’m done with dating around.”
The word ‘hero’ is thrown around a lot these days, but I think it’s safe to say Jessica Alba is the greatest hero to have ever lived. I once ran into a burning building to save a child and his pet dog, but compared to Jessica Alba I might as well have spent that day beating up kittens.
Jessica Alba’s a bigger fraud than Paris could ever be. The ‘hotness’ issue is a joke. She was not convincing as “Dark Angel’ with her skinny arms. She does not deserve to be Sue Storm, a role that should have went to Elisa Cuthbert.
Alba’s feeling high because a bunch of kids or adult’s with a kid’s libido believe she’s hot.
Paris should start her own agency. She doesn’t need any of the crap. For sure this agency has been good for Alba giving her what she doesn’t deserve.
Paris is the real deal. She’s a supermodel, like it or not. She’s got credits in TV and movies. Nothing Alba’s done rates an award.
Paris could have just sat on her butt and partied but she’s one of the hardest working people in Hollywood with her multiple interests. The fact that she can party to the degree she does and still manage her farflung inteersts is more than can be said for Jessica. Does she really think what she does is acting? Then she’s delusional.
fish get funnier
There’s nothing remotely action-hero worthy on Jessica Alba. All of you who think she’s hot or anywhere close to being the hottest woman alive are somewhat pedophilic.
She’s had a TV role “Dark Angel” she was not qualified to do. Look at her arms, do they look like she can kick butt with those toothpicks?
Paris Hilton is an Iconic Blonde. All Alba is doing is Blonde bashing. Of course she is jealous with all her ‘accomplishments’ to the real Blondes. How many times do we have to deal with this phoney ass Blonde wannabe?
All of you are just jealous losers who haven’t accomplished anywhere near what Paris has.
This has been nothing but a massive witch trial put on a nation that has to have a detail of LA cops watching Paris’ every move but can’t find Osama bin Laden. Everyone of you Paris haters are reasons to reinstate the draft so you can have something serious to think about rather than hating on someone you don’t know who’s never done anything to harm you.
ALBA’s not aging well. She’ll never be Jlo and she can’t even act. What a loser. Just another hate like Avril.
FIRST
That one night stand comment made me lose a ton of respect for Jessica Alba.
She’s just as trashy as Paris Hilton.
#89 – Posted by Snatch on June 15, 2007 12:55 AM
“But at least Alba doesn’t have herpes.”
See #69.
Gee, throw me in that briar patch, Have sex with Alba, and be gone in the am, no strings attached. HMMMM, pretty tough decision, Bam, I’m all over that.
#106
What exactly made you respect her in the first place?
One night stands are great, as long as both parties are cool with it. We all need some good sex, without attachment.
Krazihottkelli, I didn’t post #45, I know your going to think I did. Someone else is messing around with you. I’m too busy sucking
Satan’s dick.
Mia==eat zhit, bitch..
I juzt woke up and I zee
you were buzy lazt nite
being me..hope ya had fun,azzhole.
#103
ztupid bitch: we already have a back
door draft,bitch..and if they decide
to draft everyone..I hope your kidz get
sent over there,fuckface..
hey ztupid, don’t cha think if we really wanted Osamah we would have had him..what
a dickhead!
Dude, why arent you posting about how she hates being mexican? Omg, I dont blame her.
So she’s a tramp like Paris…….and last time I checked, Meryl Streep she AIN’T….it’s not like Fantastic Four and Dark Angel are necessarily, um, Academy Award winning, groundbreaking films…..so what’s her fucking deal? Can you say EGO?
Kelli
If you want to look like me, at least, don’t put a link in my name…
Now, if only she could actually act…
Sorry ==Mia
Eat zhit dumb azz
U zuck zatan’z dick
while i enjoy living
in my fucked up country
Do zomething with your life
Join our church
They’ll zave you az they zave me
Now I only take one pill a day
And my nurze allow me one hour outzide
Life iz good
Richport likes dudes, i know cause he tried to hit on me!!!
#101:
Are you delusional?
116 mia:
what the fuck r u talkin?
I didn’t put a link in your
name..and how or Y would I
want to look at U…I hate
Canadian Bacon, bitch…
someone elze iz playing with
your head…jerk off…
Canadian Bacon……okay, that’s funny.
Shut up kelli
I’m trying to be you.
And its hard on the IQ.
(Thats a poem like you can see)
118*damn U muzt really
love me…can’t ztop
playing me…
and for your info:
I don’t go to church
they r nothing but
cultz,dickbrain…
enjoy being me!
You got it kelli
I love you. But i love satan like you always say, so, logically, you must be satan. You fucking dark pervert. Now shut the fuck up and eat me. You know how i love your forked tongue.
Jessica IS an IDIOT!
This will backfire on her… just wait and see.
Paris WILL prevail!
Zatan can’t uze a computer
dickweed!
Virginz don’t eat puzzy
what planet R U on?
oh yea, Zatanz underworld
Land of the Marzhz
bitch,U wizh I had a
forkedtoungue!
I do know someone who
doez, I’ll send him
down…
So Jessica wants to bang you and then you get to leave?
Could this woman be any more prefect?
Kelli
how do you know satan can’t use a computer? Is it written in the bible? You seem to know him well… And by definition, a virgin is someone who has never had sexual intercourse. You can eat a pussy and stay a virgin.
And underworld is under our world. Not another planet… What an idiot you are… And it is ”tongue” not ”toungue”. But I guess you were about to put a ”z” there and you put a ”u” instead. Are you about to be a ”u” addicted now?
#128 Yeah, she could be less of a stuck up bitch.
Anyway kelli, you are boring.
And jessica alba sucks. (not in the good way).
And she’s a bad actress.
Mia,don’t be lying to these people in
here. You know that we have sex about
1,000 times a day and that your asshole
is burnt up because of it. Krazihottkelli
is a virgin and leave her alone, we only
bother with the whores(Paris,Spears,Lohan).
Stop telling people that the underworld
isn’t another planet, you know damn well
it is.
Also, please don’t tell anyone that my son is
going to come back pretending to be Jesus
and the idiots of this world will follow
him and will be doomed as you are. You can,
however, let Krazihottkelli know, cause
since she’s a virgin, we can’t accept her.
So, get back down here, I need my two-
headed snake dick sucked, BITCH NOW!
I think kelli has a brain fart.
so embarassing.
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===So, I wonder if she’s talking about Mark Wahlberg and Derek Jeter when she brings up the one night stands? Was she with Paul Walker, too?
Pearls of wisdom…
What a class act! So talented and wise beyond her years! She’s bringing the sexy back.
by having the same agency with Paris doesn’t make yourself stupid because you never know when you have the same fate or outcome as Paris… People will laugh at you more compare to Paris… so Jessica, you better watch out!!!
What the hell??? An argument between krazykelli and mia- this is seriously some cheap and sleazy entertainment right here.
I hadn’t planned on seeing the movie she is in about that surfer…..but I will say this. Jessica, I my date, and another couple will now be seeing that movie. Good for you.
And i’m an azz
coz i enjoy it
bitch
talentless bitch
Great trolling kelli… I’m impress.
Heh….142?
The only comment I wrote on here was #138- keep me out of your little pussy match, k? If you want to troll me try to mention my humor, beauty or something- sheeeesh.
But I have to say it- Mia appears to be kicking kelli’s ass though- as much as it hurts me to say.
Commence.
Thanks babe.
WOW, I used to not like her, but I guess it changed.
http://www.mollygood.com/jessica-alba/no-bueno-jessica-20070615/
She’s a b*tch.
I have to say, I am sooo sick and tired of her. Not sure why really, maybe the “I’m just too hot” comments??!!
How did that 2 year old Cosmopolitan story suddenly become news again? I’ve seen it posted around lately in several places, here’s a link to her 2 year old response to it: http://www.cinematical.com/2005/07/10/jessica-alba-doesnt-sleep-around/
#140=hey fuckface
Uglybaby:
lookz like U f’d up
on that pozt and signed
your own name,lier…