Here’s Jessica Alba shopping for some groceries with her daughter, Honor. Remember when Jessica Alba was the hottest living creature on the planet? I miss those days. Now I see her and I just want to offer to carry her groceries to her car, tell her she has an adorable baby, and bid her adieu. She’s not ugly by any stretch of the imagination, but she’s just a regular woman now. I have no desire to make sweet love to her in the parking lot or ravage her in the backseat of my (very stylish and reliable) Toyota Camry. What happened? I need something to believe in, man!
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And # 93 on the last Lindsay Lohan thread- who the hell is this ” Binky/Frank/Cliff/Knee ” ???
You’ve obviously spent too much time on your computer if you’ve tried to link all those worthy personages together. Like WTF ?
Time to leave the basement – it’s spring.
(No offense Aussies and Kiwis etc)
you see the “FEAR” in her eyes?
…………..IT’S THE MEXICAN SWINE FLU, folks!!
She is pretty, but the feather headband and sandals look cheap and junky
Holaboo!
Hate to break it to you folks, but she still looks almost exactly the same as she did before. Way to make a big deal out of nothing.
Awe man, she looks like any other regular chick/cow now.
DAMN POPEYE LOOK SWOLLED. BIGGER ARMS THEN OBAMA BABY MAMA. KID DYING THERE IN LAST SHOT.
In the series Dark Angel, at one point the actor tells her she is beautiful. I remember thinking “casting error !!!” I never thought she was anything else but very plain. She does have a high opinion of herself, though.
Boring round brown eyes. Nonexistent eyebrows. Boring round mouth. Nothing special. Yuk.
“What happened?”
My guess is that you’re now gay.
OMG how cute is her baby!! Jess looks so tan n gorgeous here, those jeans are a bit unflattering on though
Cripes if I saw a woman in my grocery store who looked like that, I’d pop wood. No doubt about it. No makeup, messy hair, kid in a cart,and she still looks better than 98% of all women in America.
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Never forget how unjust it is to follow people around with cameras and actually stalk them. That is because there is MONEY to be made doing it. And wherever there is MONEY you will find _ _ _ s and their worker drones doing what they are told.
TMZ is dirty and that little runt with the gay gym body (pussy) Harvey Levin is a scavenger of the worst kind (“I’m a lawyah”, the little proud leech says!), perpetually sucking his cock-like sugar water throughout the show.
Remember how this nation used to be? When we didn’t have vulgarity on the tv? What are these pigs in control of the media doing to us?
#64 – why are you here then? Doesn’t your presence here negate your comment? I bet you secretly look through the Enquirer in the checkout line.
Not that I disagree. It must suck to not be able to go grocery shopping without having a camera shoved in your face. I suppose if you didn’t like it and you wanted to be in show biz, you should move to Iowa or some shitty state like that where the paparazzi don’t live.
@ 23
My bad!!!i just invented a new word!!!sorry in Italian maschilist means male chauvinist!!
Several groceries but where’s the case of beer?
who the ef does she thinks she is!!?
Really? Stalking her in her grocery store? Pathetic.
Her face looks like Molly Ringwald’s.
Woopty fucking doo. I bet she shits just like the rest of us, too.
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Why am I here then? I am not a paparazzit you fucking imbecile. I don’t read National Enquirer either, fag. I come here for laughs and to fuck with nitwits like yourself, stupidass.
Now flush the semen out of your ass it’s been a long weekend for you.
A tall girl she is. An ordinary tall girl.
i came again
She’s still hot. A hot mom, now, too.
@71 of course she does, but it probably tastes like candy.
So sher went grocery shopping.
The last pic, where are her groceries then?????
surprise suprise she has bitchface in a candid photo again
I think she looks great considering she doesn’t have 14 layers of make-up plastered all over her face. I’d still hit it. It’s actually good to see a celeb just trying to blend in and doing something for themself. Don’t they have nannies or carers who shop for them and wipe their arse?
Herpes and now a first kid, the days of Jessica hotness are way over. time for another Jessica.
Yeah, I usually enjoy the commentary on this site, but it’s only fun to rip on celebrities when they’re skanking it up at premieres or launch parties, not doing grocery shopping with their children. I don’t think she likes the paps very much. She looks quite depressed in those photos. I just lost my boner, and it’s no fault of hers.
i wish all you guys who agree with what this idiot said good luck with your future wife. because THIS is what a woman looks like naturally. not with a professional hair and makeup artist, and hoochie clothes. if you dont like this then stick with photoshopped pictures of all the “hot” women. you all are so unrealistic…. its sad
Gorgeous gal in shopping
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She’d look waaaaaay better with Arabian googles…
FAATTTT
Just because a mom looks sad or angry or anything other than happy does NOT mean she has postpartum depression. Raising small children isn’t all sunshine and happiness for everybody — most of the time, it’s a huge pain in the ass and there’s not one goddamn fun thing about it (I have an 11 month old… trust me, I know). Compound that with the fact that she has cameras in her face and I probably wouldn’t look so happy, either. No matter how much you love your kid, you can’t always be in the best! mood! ever!!! when they’re annoying the shit out of you.
That being said, she looks fine to me. I’ve never liked Jessica Alba, nor thought she was as hot as everyone made her out to be, but I don’t think she’s “ruined,” either. And I’m sick of this attitude that men have towards women — that once a woman has a kid, she’s basically not attractive anymore and not worth some rough, hot sex. It’s a shame how narrow-minded some men can be.
Does anyone know where I can get a headband like she is wearing??
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I think his Dark Angel, especially during days ago peroxide most beautiful woman on earth running (was used). Now I think he is a child, looking hot in her life is not the primary goal. He said he has worked out anything. And these days she dresses badly. I guess I’d say it was not, but these days is Lindsay Lohan hotter. Even if it’s anorexia.