Jessica Alba goes grocery shopping
Here’s Jessica Alba shopping for some groceries with her daughter, Honor. Remember when Jessica Alba was the hottest living creature on the planet? I miss those days. Now I see her and I just want to offer to carry her groceries to her car, tell her she has an adorable baby, and bid her adieu. She’s not ugly by any stretch of the imagination, but she’s just a regular woman now. I have no desire to make sweet love to her in the parking lot or ravage her in the backseat of my (very stylish and reliable) Toyota Camry. What happened? I need something to believe in, man!