LOL @ lowlands!!!! that was funny, seriously, shes wayy too thin for me, but her butt is a little big….
more carmen electra, more andriana lima! sorry, i just dont find her as great as the world seems to…..and its NOT the reefer LOL
oh, ya, and i AM a hetero male, so dont say im gay just because i dont think shes the next oracle of sexiness.
i agree with trashtalker…..which reminds me, wheres danYELL? i havent seen her inane comments….
14-It’s his troll talking. He’s been hacked by a loser who types under his name occasionally.
That’s not a woody, he’s digging for change so she can get a sno-cone.
good thing she’s thin, otherwise i don’t know if she’d actually feel anything from that boner-ette
There are times when you guys are sooo funny…
And then there’s now.
I find her a touch skeletal, I can see ribs – only time I wanna see ribs is if I’m at a texas bar-b-que.
That said, she’s got a rather nice bum and a honey of a face. Ha! You see what I did there? Honey? HA that was a movie she was in…it’s a play on words…and..um..nevermind.
You do realize she is laughing at it in the picture.
“I’m flattered, but that thing just plain sucks.”
I’m fucking mad I’m not her.
I hope size doesn’t matter to her…
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
Whew, I’m glad to know that #8 is just a hacker. I was going to send my sympathies for the size of his “photoshopped” boner.
To me, Alba does need a bit more weight. When she loses pounds, she loses breasts and hips, but keeps butt and belly stays the same. Bring back the curves and Jessica will have that extra something that most of these “it” girls lack.
Hey, the kid is Justin Long’ son?
This reminds me of the time I went to the beach… except there were more boners, women slicing their throats, babies who before could only crawl were running after me yelling “mama”, and of course my entourage had to fight off the hoards of men spraying their ejaculate in my direction and throwing themselves on my guards bayonets trying to rape me. I feel sorry for those guys, really. It’s not like they can help it. I was thus banned from the beach for a year unless I come wearing a burkha, but even then the burkha usually bursts into flames because of my uncontrollable hotness. So you see, now I can only go to the beach with 20 year old Swedish male models named Sven who wear protective goggles that make me look more ugly – like Gisele Bunchden for example. It’s quite complicated and exhausting to be this god damn fine.
Considering all that underboob action he’s getting there, I would have to call him gay if he didn’t have a boner.
She’s pretty but if she loses any more weight she’s going to start looking like an ethiopian. Ribs are not a good look but make a great snack.
Oh please. Haven’t we seen enough of this little twerp for one week? Not everyone’s into this obessesion of yours you know…
it’s not who has the better body
it’s who has a healthier body
False advertising. I expected more boner shots.
Morticia, you can go to hell with your opinion.
The more Alba the better.
That picture is a riot.
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