Just put a orlando bloom on this beach and it would be like a topless jessica alba.
#50 – she’s got “mild” curves. But you are right: little to no actual talent; the face leaves something to be desired.
There are better, curvier girls to be feeling up. But, they must not go cavorting on the beach everday, either – they are probably working/reading scripts.
But, I would still do her, but I’d probably not leave my phone number on the nightstand upon sneaking out in the morning.
‘fish, can we get something other an Alba? Men, Women, whatever, as long as it’s not Lohan, Paris, or Brit-Brit. Please with sugar on top?
I don’t want to be overly-critical (cough,yeah right) but she seems to have the same affliction as many pretty women – I believe the medical term is ‘creepy toes syndrome’.
Check out the right foot, second pic top row – and PASS ME A SOCK !!
I’d fuck Jeesica Alba on the grave of Mother Theresa while the Pope watched as he read the last rites to my dying grandmother.
I’d fuck her 10 feet from a burning house full of orphans and kittens.
I would have eaten her pussy as the Twin Towers fell if I would have been given the chance.
To all of you that claim she looks like a 12 year old boy, she has no curves, a flat ass- etc. ect. YOU ARE NOT BEING HONEST WITH YOURSELF.
Beh. I file Jessica Alba under “Girls who are hot, but basically look exactly the same as every other actress in every other movie or on every page of every magazine, and therefore, are completely boring to me.”
I probably passed by ten just-as-good-looking chicks on my walk to work this morning. I don’t get the fuss. She is an average sized female with brown hair. Like you don’t see that ever.
Then again we live in a world where some people actually don’t think Paris Hilton looks like Big Bird.
Jessica Alba gives guys erections? Count Ass Troll out.
Maybe you are not being honest with yourself 54 , just admit that you are homosexual.
I think she’s trying to take over the following positions:
She looks like all 3 rolled into one in this pic:
Maybe she should just model..her acting is horrific.
She was my girl crush until I read her recent quote about wanting to be skinnier and taller (5’7″ and a size 2 isn’t good enough for some people, I guess).
In that third picture, Jessica’s asking the other girl if she remembers the time she and Jess 69’d for 14 hours straight and then licked the juices off each other’s faces.
Oops, my pants are tight.
54 – Remember that time we were taking a helicopter ride over the flooded homes in the ninth ward in New Orleans and that black woman was holding her baby up begging us to save her before the the swamp rats came and ‘et her up and you decided you rather eat my pussy? That was hilarious, as well as pleasurable… good times.
OMG look at pic 8, i didnt evan notice that lil perve till i made the image bigger! actually he really freaked me out….. im scared.
Sure would like to see more gossip items and less pointless Alba shots. Even if she were hot (which she just isn’t), too much of a good thing is still too much.
#63 – She’s not hot? What are you? A gaf?
I don’t blame this dude at all. I wish it was me in the picture. I would autograph it for Jessica.
a) Lots of women out there are better looking
b) Jessica Alba is not a good actress, and makes terrible films (except Sin City, but come on she was in that for 10 minutes)
c) There hasn
are we supposed to think this chick is hot? no thanks. you can keep her all to yourself Superfish, you are truly obsessed aren’t you?
the more pictures of her you post, the worse her body looks and the least attractive I find her. her body is just like Lohan’s, only that she has way less body fat and no boobs, while Lohan has tons of body fat and big boobs.
Flat ass, no boobs, stick body with 0 curves, average cute girl face, but she’s not even a really pretty girl. Just because she looked hot in Sin City caked in makeup and that shit doesn’t mean she’s hot guys, any other ok chick would have looked the same as Nancy Callahan.
Now please Superfish give us something better, it’s not hard to find.
I’m tired of fat chicks saying that skinny chicks are like 12 year old boys. I guess it helps them sleep at night. I say get over it. Or at least come up with a different simile.
Even as a heterosexual woman I can see she is beautiful.
not only is her waist as wide as her hips and her ass flat, she has cellulite too! check pictures #2 and #5. yuck.
no wonder why she says she wants to keep losing weight.
#55 – “Paris Hilton looks like Big Bird.”
Big Bird has SO much more personality. Just ask my 3 year old!
Comparing those two is a complete trashing of Big Bird. Shame on you.
I still laughed about that comment though. ;^)
Fish – More Scarlett Johannson please!
Jill sweetheart, it’s the ugly fat cows who get impressed over a stick body with a flat ass and a waist as wide as hips with an average face.
usually girls (and men) who know how a hot body looks like wouldn’t want that for themselves.
Whatev. She bores me to tears. Tell me one interesting thing about her, one trait, or one physical feature that you can’t find in a thousand other actresses.
And no I’m not a jealous fatty, for fuck sakes, I just have the gift of eyesight.
I’m tired of 12 years old boy looking girls and brainwashed guys saying that girls with hips and breasts are fat. The problem is, you are making a beauty standard with those silly, skinny stars. It is not a matter of being skinny or fat, it is a matter of being intelligent, sane and nice and you can’t tell that by a picture.
and J Alba just looks good, it’s the face, the body is real nice, the alluringly-blank stare
who knows if curves mean a woman’s fat or perfection, or what tit-size is wrong or right, she’s just a great-looking young female
every woman’s her own statement
let Anna Kournikova have her “career”
and let Jessica Alba have hers
Obviously the cliche “to each his own” applies here but I jump on the Jessica Alba’s hot bandwagon too. I’d say 99% of guys would try to hit that if they met her on the street and she wasn’t even a celebrity. She has that whole Amer-Asian thing going which is really sexy. I have a friend who looks a lot like her and guys are all over her constantly.
Ha yeah vida guerra isn’t all that great but my bfs in love with her ass. But now I gotta tell him about her celly, EWWW.
Roselyn sanchez is in rush hour 2 and she’s gonna be in rush hour 3. She’s not that well known though.
But anyway, to the person who said I was comparing j.alba just to models, I say angelina jolie, scarlet johansson, and charlize theron take out jessica alba.
There yahh go
Apparently she also likes guys with small dicks.
She has a nice body. I don’t like big tits. They’re overrated. Give me perky little ones anyday.
She’s so beautiful… she makes me feel like crap right now!
Well, that could’ve been worse.
The ehadline *could* have read “Jessica Alba *Gets* Erection”…
@57- I will come to grips with my sexuality as soon as you your mouth comes to grips with my cock. I love you and don’t blame your uncle for what he did to you. He was drunk and you were just a kid.
i’m sorry 81 but i’m not a man, i’m not your type.
Ugh! Oh my goodness! Jessica Alba again?? There are wayyyyy hotter women out there who are also more interesting. Please write about them, Fish. Please?
#43 I’m with you! I mean seriously!! If we have to be subjected to looking at Britney Spears’ cootch, can’t we at least have one good boner shot?
#49 Amen to that!
O MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MANY JEALOUS HOES ARE LEAVING COMMENTS ON THIS PAGE. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING PATHETIC! GET A GRIP ON REALITY YOU LOSERS! ANYONE WHO IS DENYING THAT THIS CHICK IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS NEEDS TO GET THEIR HEAD OUT OF THEIR ASS. Jessica alba is undeniably one of the world’s most gorgeous women, and has a gorgeous body that under no circumstance looks too skinny or as some of you are pointing out, has “saddlebags” or whatever. And her face is stunning as well. All of you pathetic jealous little girls make me laugh because its so unbelievably obvious that you guys are soooooo jealous, and in order to make yourselves feel better, you enjoy cutting these girls down any way you can. And for all the guys who are hating on her, maybe you should realize that there are soo many drop dead hot celebrities out there, that even if Jessica Alba isn’t your cup of tea, you guys are fucking crazy to say shes boring or not attractive. This really pisses me off. We wonder why all these hollywood women are obsessed with being thin and how they look? WELL NO FREAKING WONDER! They can never win! They cant even go to the beach without someone snapping a pic of(gasp-god forbid!) a small amount of perfectly healthy cellulite and slapping it on the cover of a national magazine. Of course they’re gonna wanna avoid that humiliation, and go to extremes to be skinny. 90% of the pop. today has their priorities majorly fucked up. Fuck all you guys.
LMAO That’s not a boner
Poor Jess, can she really be happy with a 4 inch pee pee? Yikes.
Oh, and #86, before your artery pops…check the title of this forum ya spaz.
(66)Dunno if it’s good idea to put photos on of tOO hot chicks.Imagine all those gallons of saliva what’s dripping into those keyboards?Tongues will get stuck between the keys and guys going crazy trying to put their boner inside the printer.When this happens there will be a risk that some fuckers can send me claims because of all this…But anyways,now you’re making me really curious…Where can i find these easy to find hO(O)t chick(s)??
Freaking hot – that’s what she is.
Outstanding, mind-numbingly gorgeous. Plain and simple.
And good lord, forgetting even about the body and the hair, and the skin and the boobs and, the… where was I?
oh yeah…. The smile! For the love of God, she’s even got a beautiful smile.
She is a gift from the Gods – – and we should keep her.
Thanks for the bump, Fish!
LO-motherfucking-L!!!!!! i agree, shes so average
it feels bad to be an ugly chick doesn’t it?
I understand now, if you’re into chick’s smiles instead of real hot chicks. by the way, I don’t like her face and her smile at all, neither her body obviously.
to name a few celebrities (instead of chicks that are not even close to that famous but way hotter): Adriana Lima (whoever said Alba’s face is better needs glasses, because Alba is not on Adriana’s league at all, body and of course looks wise (including face), Adriana = a really pretty girl, Alba = an ok girl who I don’t find even pretty or attractive, Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Simpson (wether you like her or not now that’s a pretty face, not Alba’s), Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson (sorry if you guys don’t like her because you’re into all that natural and moralist shit, but she’s insanely hot and really beautiful (waaaaay more than Alba)), Charlize Theron, Vida Guerra, Monica Bellucci, Paz Vega, Scarlett Johansson and a looooong etc. The list is so long I could keep typing names for hours, not to mention the millions of girls who aren’t that famous or who aren’t famous at all, who are waaaaay hotter (too hot, the real hotness of the world, not these celebreties).
(93)Ooww,with some ho(O)tties you sum up here i agree.But Pamela..?I won’t say anything about her now but there will be a big risk Kid Rock and his bodyguards and Tommy Lee will be busting my door…I don’t care about the fight what will follow,i’ll print anyway my fists on their heads,but my newly painted door will get damaged.With Tom i’ll have a giant cockfight and big chance my furniture and interieur will get mashed up by all those slapping cocks…Ewww…
Jessica Alba is the closet homo’s last beard before coming out. She is FUG-ly.
I’d rather fu
You must all have some serious self esteem issues. She is hot, and was great in Dark Angel.
BTW. If that guy has a hardon, he might consider going to see a doctor about getting an enlargement done… because the fucker is tiny
BTW.. If a dudes dick doesn’t at least come to his belly button, then he should probably kill himself.
(94)It’s penis you fucking troll…You know your mum is watching,where’re your good manners..?
(99)Didn’t have your double espresso yet?
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