Just tell your insurance you were robbed for about $15.000….
Jessica Alba is the gold standard bellweather of female attractiveness. She is perfection. She give me hardon attacks.
my thoughts exactly
everyone says I look like her, so I feel pretty damn beautiful right now because of all the comments and glory she has been getting on this site. haha. i think her bikini top might be upside down though; my friend’s mom always reminds me constantly “you look like that girl from honey and sin city”
Sweetie, your friend’s mom is trying to find a nice way of saying you look like Benicio Del Toro.
Btw roselyn sanchez is an ACTRESS
Picture of the year. Should be featured on TIME magazine.
Just saw the new ‘Rocky’ movie (ummm…lost a bet…as they say…)
Thought it was ok, until someone pointed out the chick playing his new girlfriend wasn’t Amy Sedaris – and it wasn’t a comedy.
So….it’s what you thought.
(the people at the back of the theatre kept yelling -‘you’re gonna be off topic’ or something…Maybe it was my top hat)
Oh yeah and I never stated that they had better bodies.
I MEANT to say that they’re just better than her IN GENERAL
Public at LARGE : Bitter. Binky – YOU – and your juvenile ‘commentary’. You must be a bitter person Binky. Do you feel bitter ?
Binky : Sweet.
You are a fucking moron.
You would try to fuck the shit out of her given the smallest, slimmest, glimmer of a chance.
You’re not fooling anybody honey.
And we all know how fucking hot Benicio Del Toro is. Where’s my damned double dong, …
im so sick of this annoying twit! her titties look like rasins and cash could eat pudding out of the dimples of her ass and thighs! fuckin so retardedly vile……
sorry, shes not my cup of tea and never will be.
know who else is busted looking? rosario dawson……but she did look hot in sin city. she shoulda played nancy….at least dawson has EXPRESSION in her eyes…oh yeah, and jay’s face looks like a kindergardner. whats up with that? i think micheal jackson called, he wants his pedophilia back….
ok, jessica alba is sex on legs
even i have a hard on and im a girl.
now will u please change topics!
haha, so funny the only people complimenting this average stick are chicks!
I know you luv me babe….Anyways,i’m still in the far east.I’ve to extend my stay with 4 days cause of profesionally reasons…
Oh, come on girls. Alba’s not the hottest girl in the world in my opinion, but I’d still give all the teeth in my head to look like her. All you ladies complaining about her ‘tiny tits’ (so what? They’ll be sitting high and pert on her chest when yours are swingin’ round your ankles) her ‘stick body’ (because you know she looks awesome with her slim waist and pert ass)
Like I said, I don’t particularly think she’s all that hot (give me Shirley Manson, Keira Knightley, Katelyn Rosaasen or Talena Atfield any day) but y’all doth protest too much
I will admit that it makes me feel a little weird that all the men here are like OMG SHE’S SO HOT NOW! What’s changed? She was hot before, only now her tits are even smaller, she has no hips and no waist. Her ass looks fat and saggy because the rest of her is so very thin…and all you guys think she’s so much hotter now. So yeah, I’ll admit that bothers me but I’m not gonna lose sleep over it.
Now…129 you idiot, What waist? She doesn’t have a waist anymore because she doesn’t have hips anymore. Her ass isn’t “pert” it’s flat and has cellulite. You want to see a “pert” ass check out Jessica Biel. About her tits, you do know that chicks with small tits can sag too? Tits sometimes deflate after giving birth and they look saggy and gross NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL THEY WERE BEFORE, moron.
Some people, including me, think Alba looked better before. Deal with it. I’m dealing with the fact that all the guys are drooling over her new stick figure, so you can deal with those of us that like her with a little hips and tits to round out her whole body, instead of a stick with a sagging ass…
Furthermore, you think Shirley Manson is hotter than now-OR-then Jessica Alba? There goes all your credibility right there, so just go sit in your corner.
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