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Denimpetal | January 5, 2007 at 12:13 am
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa first
Rachel | January 5, 2007 at 12:18 am
Pfft, like that’s anything new.
Oh look! Relatively high up to post! Go me!!
robinz | January 5, 2007 at 12:30 am
People that are proud for first comment should be neutered. Also, that’s funny.
trashtalker | January 5, 2007 at 12:38 am
Yawnn
Sure lohan < alba
but
Adriana lima > jessica alba
Alessandra ambrosio > jessica alba
Vida guerra > jessica alba
Roselyn sanchez > jessica alba
Giselle bundchen > jessica alba
trashtalker | January 5, 2007 at 12:39 am
For lohan I meant to put
Lindsay lohan < jessica alba
trashtalker | January 5, 2007 at 12:42 am
Omg!!! Whatever what I was trying to say is sure jessica alba is way better than lindsay but there are girls out there with better bodies.
Bring on the trash talk haha
trashtalker | January 5, 2007 at 12:42 am
Omg!!! Whatever what I was trying to say is sure jessica alba is way better than lindsay but there are girls out there with better bodies.
Bring on the trash talk haha
RichPort | January 5, 2007 at 12:58 am
PHOTOSHOP
yeah they photoshopped my boner for barbadoslim onto that guys crotch
and to answer the question the other poster had for what our story is/what we do: i live w/my parents and i dont care cuz i dont have to pay bills. i went to tech school and got a plumbing certificate of which i am very proud. i have a girlfriend … she is 16 but my parents think she is 18. i got my GED at 17 and got the highest score in the class – the proctor was amazed and questioned why i was a drop out. i use the pc at the public library which gets highspeed connection and just hang out here most days because it is climate controlled and i get to meet some pretty cool people and it keeps me from feeling isolated. i walk to the library because i need to lose a few pounds (ha) and i dont have a car. and as you can tell i am very intelligent because i post comments all day on a celebrity blog website and i think i am funny as hell and this is so much fun and is a reflection of who i am and how witty and productive i am.
AND BY GOD I ONLY HAVE ONE TROLL!!! i crack the hell up when i see these posts because there is just one person who trolls me and it never ceases to amaze me that this one single person trolls me.
oh … and i am heterosexual so quit implying that i am gay because i am not. i am straight i tell you.
Bell91501198 | January 5, 2007 at 1:09 am
#4
Now way is Vida Guerra > Jessica Alba. Her tits are hideously overdone and her face looks like a mule kicked it. Off the top of my head I would have to say that Alba is currently my #1 seed. I would have to do a little research to effectively refute the others and yeah that’s not happening.
Large Oil Pastels | January 5, 2007 at 1:24 am
@trashtalker
Jessica Alba is an actress. Of the names you listed, all of the ones I recognised were supermodels.
…
OF COURSE THEY HAVE BETTER BODIES.
AmberDextrose | January 5, 2007 at 2:04 am
Damn these girls and their perfect bodies. It shouldn’t be allowed. Bring in The Veil!
Santa brought me a muffin top for Christmas and I can’t seem to get it off, let alone return it for exchange/refund.
Ah well, More cake anyone? Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrp
Kristin | January 5, 2007 at 2:17 am
Of course she does. She’s hot.
edb87 | January 5, 2007 at 2:18 am
May I be first to say it:
I’m tired of this talentless broad.
NEXXXXXXT!
evian_baby | January 5, 2007 at 2:22 am
#8
please tell me ive jus read that in a bad dream- and u dunt actually live like that. reading ur comments are the only reason ive kept coming bak to this site!
on no, but ur funny, so really your post is justa ironic/sarcastic/tongue_in_cheek thing isnt it? right? RIGHT?
ANSWER ME BITCH!
love you x x x
killeristic | January 5, 2007 at 2:58 am
omg. whats up with Jessica Alba?
saradevil | January 5, 2007 at 3:14 am
She gives me an erection. Or rather she makes me reach for the erection that is waiting in my nightstand.
BarbadoSlim | January 5, 2007 at 3:47 am
KABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMO!
my penis just exploded again.
Lowlands | January 5, 2007 at 4:41 am
Because Alba is fatfree and has nOO,noo titties,she should be carefull with this seabreeze.Most at the time coming up in the afternoon on most of the beaches,she could be easily blown away.In this case she could luckily grap the guy’s boner and hold on.
celenroundup.com | January 5, 2007 at 4:52 am
Yet another memo from the Office Of The Obvious !
More Jessica hotness..
http://www.celebroundup.com/jessica-alba/
Dcrew220 | January 5, 2007 at 4:58 am
I could read 100 stories like this a day and not get bored!
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Dr.kevinpothead | January 5, 2007 at 5:05 am
LOL @ lowlands!!!! that was funny, seriously, shes wayy too thin for me, but her butt is a little big….
more carmen electra, more andriana lima! sorry, i just dont find her as great as the world seems to…..and its NOT the reefer LOL
oh, ya, and i AM a hetero male, so dont say im gay just because i dont think shes the next oracle of sexiness.
Dr.kevinpothead | January 5, 2007 at 5:10 am
i agree with trashtalker…..which reminds me, wheres danYELL? i havent seen her inane comments….
lysistrata11 | January 5, 2007 at 5:29 am
14-It’s his troll talking. He’s been hacked by a loser who types under his name occasionally.
MrSemprini | January 5, 2007 at 5:31 am
That’s not a woody, he’s digging for change so she can get a sno-cone.
gerald ford | January 5, 2007 at 5:34 am
good thing she’s thin, otherwise i don’t know if she’d actually feel anything from that boner-ette
MrSemprini | January 5, 2007 at 5:37 am
There are times when you guys are sooo funny…
And then there’s now.
Linestepper | January 5, 2007 at 5:41 am
I find her a touch skeletal, I can see ribs – only time I wanna see ribs is if I’m at a texas bar-b-que.
That said, she’s got a rather nice bum and a honey of a face. Ha! You see what I did there? Honey? HA that was a movie she was in…it’s a play on words…and..um..nevermind.
Peter Coffin | January 5, 2007 at 6:08 am
You do realize she is laughing at it in the picture.
“I’m flattered, but that thing just plain sucks.”
irapback | January 5, 2007 at 6:14 am
I’m fucking mad I’m not her.
GetReaL | January 5, 2007 at 6:14 am
I hope size doesn’t matter to her…
irapback | January 5, 2007 at 6:16 am
#18
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
Tracie | January 5, 2007 at 6:23 am
Whew, I’m glad to know that #8 is just a hacker. I was going to send my sympathies for the size of his “photoshopped” boner.
To me, Alba does need a bit more weight. When she loses pounds, she loses breasts and hips, but keeps butt and belly stays the same. Bring back the curves and Jessica will have that extra something that most of these “it” girls lack.
Limbo | January 5, 2007 at 6:31 am
Hey, the kid is Justin Long’ son?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 5, 2007 at 6:52 am
This reminds me of the time I went to the beach… except there were more boners, women slicing their throats, babies who before could only crawl were running after me yelling “mama”, and of course my entourage had to fight off the hoards of men spraying their ejaculate in my direction and throwing themselves on my guards bayonets trying to rape me. I feel sorry for those guys, really. It’s not like they can help it. I was thus banned from the beach for a year unless I come wearing a burkha, but even then the burkha usually bursts into flames because of my uncontrollable hotness. So you see, now I can only go to the beach with 20 year old Swedish male models named Sven who wear protective goggles that make me look more ugly – like Gisele Bunchden for example. It’s quite complicated and exhausting to be this god damn fine.
Jenna | January 5, 2007 at 7:01 am
Considering all that underboob action he’s getting there, I would have to call him gay if he didn’t have a boner.
NipsyHustle | January 5, 2007 at 7:04 am
She’s pretty but if she loses any more weight she’s going to start looking like an ethiopian. Ribs are not a good look but make a great snack.
Morticia | January 5, 2007 at 7:05 am
Oh please. Haven’t we seen enough of this little twerp for one week? Not everyone’s into this obessesion of yours you know…
suzy | January 5, 2007 at 7:16 am
it’s not who has the better body
it’s who has a healthier body
DrDanny | January 5, 2007 at 7:17 am
False advertising. I expected more boner shots.
SeverianB | January 5, 2007 at 7:18 am
Morticia, you can go to hell with your opinion.
The more Alba the better.
That picture is a riot.
Dr.kevinpothead | January 5, 2007 at 7:21 am
oshgosh LOL!!!!!!! i cant stop laughing, you fuckin rock!
oh yeah, and i still hold fast to my feelings on albacore. BORING! nicole richie torso, tree trunk legs and a j-lo ass. she needs a sandwitch, but i still dont find her very pretty.
Dean | January 5, 2007 at 7:21 am
Skinny little Nancy Callahan…
PapaHotNuts | January 5, 2007 at 7:25 am
I got a boner on the beach once. It caused an eclipse.
justme | January 5, 2007 at 7:27 am
Jessica has nice titties..
Big, fat, stretch marked titties are overrated. I’ll take perky anyday.
Bella Italiana | January 5, 2007 at 7:35 am
Yes, Adriana Lima > Jessica Alba, but only when it comes to the body. When it comes to face, Alba trumps everyone.
Gisele? Pft, she has no shape. She’s just a tongue depressor with big, fake boobies. And Vida’s got maaaad cellulite, man! Have you seen her on the runway when she doesn’t have airbrushing all over her booty? It’s scary.
My personal favorite body is Arielle Kebbel. Damn, that girl’s legs go on forever!
*sigh* My mother’s starting to think I’m a leabian because I talk about hot girls more than hot guys. I can’t help it if most of the guys in hollywood are so…bland.
cole007 | January 5, 2007 at 7:45 am
Look – I agree – she is hot, however, notice where the hipbones are? Also, notice that her saddle-bags (or where they would normally be if she were any “fatter” are larger and more wide-slung? (so is the butt in back) That indicates if she doesn’t keep working out, the saddlebags would be sloshing around like one of them ole’ Wal-Mart Mammas? She better stay away from burritos is all I’m sayin.
All I know, is for how “fat” I am compared to hollywood, at least my actual hip bones are the widest point on my otherwise beer-ravaged bod.
Note: Charlize Theron is truly hot.
Also, Alba’s face is so-so, her boobs are not to be desired in my wildest bisexual fantasies – however, Scarlett Johanson’s boobs…. ::drool::
Otherwise – nice boner. That give me a mild Female boner just thinking about grabbing a boner in general.
Michael1 | January 5, 2007 at 7:52 am
jeezus Superfish guy, Jessica Alba is a pretty girl for sure but your infatuation with her is making this site kind of one-note dull.
I gotta admit It’s tons better than your Angelina Jolie phase, though.
wedgeone | January 5, 2007 at 8:02 am
#46 – Have to agree with you:
Charlize Theron > Jessica Alba
Scarlett Johansson > Jessica Alba
(sorry if I misspelled their names)
That being said, I still wouldn’t kick J.A. out of bed unless she was better on the floor.
mia | January 5, 2007 at 8:10 am
Enough with all those sexy girls in bikini. There are women on this site who would enjoy some orlando or brad on the beach too. It won’t be a big change since jessica alba is as curvy as a man.
katie | January 5, 2007 at 8:19 am
shes got no talent, no boobs, and her face looks like it got run over by a truck. got she looks like a 12 year old child. with her ZERO curves. that would be like feeling up a wall.