Jessica Alba tried to drive the wrong way down a one way street in Santa Monica over the weekend and ended up getting pulled over by a motorcycle cop. She was surprisingly relaxed about it and even flirted with the officer:
“Thanks for being the nicest police officer around. So if I want to fight it, do I have to show up in court? Wouldn’t that be your lucky day?”
Of course, that’s not the most amusing part of this video. While the officer writes the ticket, a paparazzi cock-measuring contest goes down off-camera. I want to be sympathetic to these guys because, let’s face it, I’m lazy and can’t use a camera, but Jesus, what a pack of douches. I’m amazed they manage to take pictures instead of ripping off their shirts and flexing in front of each other all day.
NOTE: Video NSFW due to aforementioned asshattery.