Here’s Jessica Alba getting what has to be the best massage ever at a nail salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. She’s enjoying the hell out of it, trust me. I’ve seen that look before on a woman. It cost me extra I made it happen all by myself.
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She looks possessed.
THIRD
I cannot believe she pays people to do this to her when I would GLADLY do it for free!!!
She’s as stupid as a bag of fucking hammers.
That’s the same face she made when I put it in her pooper.
This is the same face I made when the Eagles lost to the Cardinals
She’s so not hot anymore. At least she’s not fat, but that haircut and her clothing lately; FUCKING AWFUL. She’s just lost that spark she ‘s so meh to me now it’s not even funny. Damn you Cash you wrecked her, also her baby looks like a boy, it’s a girl right? I can’t keep up with these bastard children of Hollywood anymore.
Note: If you walk down the isle pregnant the kid is a bastard, don’t try to sneak that shit by. Marriages where there is no time to be alone and just married for a few years are almost always disaters, they may not always end in divorce, but they become sexless, joyless prisons. There is a reason it goes first comes marriage then comes baby blah blah… fucktards, why can’t rich ass celebrities buy some fucking condoms and do things right for fucks sake or does every Hollywood woman want to trap her man since marriage is basically a joke in that industry?
The main point is she looks crappy lately.
P.S. Ideally no kids at all makes the happiest marriage.
hate her, she is a bitchh and she is uglyy
Simple rule: if she’s not pictured on all fours wearing a bikini, it’s not a story.
That first picture makes her look like she’s trying out for The Grudge 3 LOL!
It looks like someone is massaging the little man in the boat…..
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Sweden.
Switzerland.
why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.
why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.
why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.
“why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.”
What do you think is in those noodle dishes?
Anal fisting gets that look every time, eh Obama?
Superficial gets worse and worse:
1. Numerous double and triple posts — not that many people make mistakes; it’s your wack coding.
2. RSS/Newsfeed shortened version SUCKS! And it was many months before the photos in the newsfeed were fixed.
And I read complaints regularly about having entirely too many ads, which of course I don’t see cuz Firefox and a few addons rock. But guess what? I don’t block all sites’ ads, only annoying sites’ ads
How many other readers block Superficial’s ads? Would you still block them if there weren’t so friggin many? Superficial isn’t the only game in town; there’s plenty of other celeb sites, and many are snarky too.
The snarky celeb sites with proper newsfeeds, less duplicate comments, more beefcake, and a reasonable amount of ads will get my view$
Fish is an asshole…not the whole ass…just the hole.
we have a hosts file
…not even sure what that means >?
Her expression in the main pic looks like my brothers face when he has a seizure
I don’t see the attraction. 65% of Americans look like Alba. She needs to lay off the tacos. My dick is sad. Just sayin’.
lol 65%? where the fuck are you at cos i’m comin!
I used to think she was hot and then started to realize that she’s just average. She’s going to end up a huge fuckpig.
Curious why america is in a miserable situation today?
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I bet she asked for a Swiss massage. She’s easily one of the most vapid actresses around.
Aside from maybe Eva Longoria, nobody gets more mileage from makeup than Jessie. She is a Plain Jane naturally. Her body is good but nothing special. I wouldn’t kick her out, but she isn’t nearly as hot as she is made out to be.
what a dumpy blarggh. photoshop is her best friend.. see how she looks on a normal day? like sh-. keep that in mind guys when you criticize your wife or gf, very few actresses look any better on a normal day than some whoever on the bus.
wow you can just see that chin implant sticking out.. good job guys. and why is she sitting in front of a window with paparazzi outside making chimpanzee faces.. is she that desperate for attention?
she isnt ugly but she isnt that great either
shes just another attractive lady
i have seen way more beautiful woman lol
anyway, yeah every mom needs a massage once they have babies
That’s the face she made when I shoved my dick into her ass while she was pregnant
L M A O @ 13. havoc
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Seriously she has never been all that…
She’s still much better looking than the average person, but it seems like having a kid drained all the “beauty & sexy” right out of her. She looks rather dull these days. Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s pretty, but not movie star pretty.
I’d smell those fingers afterwards.
Anyone else notice her ears are SIDEWAYS???
Jessica needs a guy to put some lust in her life. A guy who oils up and massages her glorious buttocks then sodomizes the anus to make certain the sphincter is properly massaged!
she’s the best, no matter what she do, I just love her!
Great photo!!!!!! thanks for the the demonstration i cant wait to try this!! and she must be pretty much relaxed now…..
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