Here’s Jessica Alba getting what has to be the best massage ever at a nail salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. She’s enjoying the hell out of it, trust me. I’ve seen that look before on a woman. It cost me extra I made it happen all by myself.
She looks possessed.
I cannot believe she pays people to do this to her when I would GLADLY do it for free!!!
She’s as stupid as a bag of fucking hammers.
That’s the same face she made when I put it in her pooper.
This is the same face I made when the Eagles lost to the Cardinals
She’s so not hot anymore. At least she’s not fat, but that haircut and her clothing lately; FUCKING AWFUL. She’s just lost that spark she ‘s so meh to me now it’s not even funny. Damn you Cash you wrecked her, also her baby looks like a boy, it’s a girl right? I can’t keep up with these bastard children of Hollywood anymore.
Note: If you walk down the isle pregnant the kid is a bastard, don’t try to sneak that shit by. Marriages where there is no time to be alone and just married for a few years are almost always disaters, they may not always end in divorce, but they become sexless, joyless prisons. There is a reason it goes first comes marriage then comes baby blah blah… fucktards, why can’t rich ass celebrities buy some fucking condoms and do things right for fucks sake or does every Hollywood woman want to trap her man since marriage is basically a joke in that industry?
The main point is she looks crappy lately.
P.S. Ideally no kids at all makes the happiest marriage.
hate her, she is a bitchh and she is uglyy
Simple rule: if she’s not pictured on all fours wearing a bikini, it’s not a story.
That first picture makes her look like she’s trying out for The Grudge 3 LOL!
It looks like someone is massaging the little man in the boat…..
why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.
“why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.”
What do you think is in those noodle dishes?
Anal fisting gets that look every time, eh Obama?
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