Here’s Jessica Alba getting what has to be the best massage ever at a nail salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. She’s enjoying the hell out of it, trust me. I’ve seen that look before on a woman. It cost me extra I made it happen all by myself.
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hehehehehhe | January 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm
reindeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr
xxxlivingdeadgirlxxx | January 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm
She looks possessed.
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | January 30, 2009 at 4:20 pm
THIRD
YuuuuMMEEEE | January 30, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I cannot believe she pays people to do this to her when I would GLADLY do it for free!!!
Sportsdvl | January 30, 2009 at 4:30 pm
She’s as stupid as a bag of fucking hammers.
hollywood_hillbilly | January 30, 2009 at 4:30 pm
That’s the same face she made when I put it in her pooper.
Deacon Jones | January 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
This is the same face I made when the Eagles lost to the Cardinals
carrot in your snatch | January 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
She’s so not hot anymore. At least she’s not fat, but that haircut and her clothing lately; FUCKING AWFUL. She’s just lost that spark she ‘s so meh to me now it’s not even funny. Damn you Cash you wrecked her, also her baby looks like a boy, it’s a girl right? I can’t keep up with these bastard children of Hollywood anymore.
Note: If you walk down the isle pregnant the kid is a bastard, don’t try to sneak that shit by. Marriages where there is no time to be alone and just married for a few years are almost always disaters, they may not always end in divorce, but they become sexless, joyless prisons. There is a reason it goes first comes marriage then comes baby blah blah… fucktards, why can’t rich ass celebrities buy some fucking condoms and do things right for fucks sake or does every Hollywood woman want to trap her man since marriage is basically a joke in that industry?
The main point is she looks crappy lately.
carrot in your snatch | January 30, 2009 at 4:38 pm
P.S. Ideally no kids at all makes the happiest marriage.
frankie a | January 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm
hate her, she is a bitchh and she is uglyy
Andy | January 30, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Simple rule: if she’s not pictured on all fours wearing a bikini, it’s not a story.
BLAH GIRLS | January 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm
That first picture makes her look like she’s trying out for The Grudge 3 LOL!
havoc | January 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm
It looks like someone is massaging the little man in the boat…..
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Delgo | January 30, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Sweden.
Delgo | January 30, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Switzerland.
kels | January 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.
kels | January 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.
kels | January 30, 2009 at 5:16 pm
why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.
Beth | January 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm
“why are all massage and nair salons owned by the asians? seriously.”
What do you think is in those noodle dishes?
Mike | January 30, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Anal fisting gets that look every time, eh Obama?
dew | January 30, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Superficial gets worse and worse:
1. Numerous double and triple posts — not that many people make mistakes; it’s your wack coding.
2. RSS/Newsfeed shortened version SUCKS! And it was many months before the photos in the newsfeed were fixed.
And I read complaints regularly about having entirely too many ads, which of course I don’t see cuz Firefox and a few addons rock. But guess what? I don’t block all sites’ ads, only annoying sites’ ads
How many other readers block Superficial’s ads? Would you still block them if there weren’t so friggin many? Superficial isn’t the only game in town; there’s plenty of other celeb sites, and many are snarky too.
The snarky celeb sites with proper newsfeeds, less duplicate comments, more beefcake, and a reasonable amount of ads will get my view$
Ummm...yeah... | January 30, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Fish is an asshole…not the whole ass…just the hole.
herbiefrog | January 30, 2009 at 8:50 pm
we have a hosts file
…not even sure what that means >?
SMogfish | January 30, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Her expression in the main pic looks like my brothers face when he has a seizure
No Fat Chicks | January 30, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I don’t see the attraction. 65% of Americans look like Alba. She needs to lay off the tacos. My dick is sad. Just sayin’.
orly | January 30, 2009 at 10:35 pm
lol 65%? where the fuck are you at cos i’m comin!
sushi | January 30, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I used to think she was hot and then started to realize that she’s just average. She’s going to end up a huge fuckpig.
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shanex | January 31, 2009 at 3:39 am
I bet she asked for a Swiss massage. She’s easily one of the most vapid actresses around.
Steve | January 31, 2009 at 3:49 am
Aside from maybe Eva Longoria, nobody gets more mileage from makeup than Jessie. She is a Plain Jane naturally. Her body is good but nothing special. I wouldn’t kick her out, but she isn’t nearly as hot as she is made out to be.
No Surprise Here | January 31, 2009 at 7:37 am
what a dumpy blarggh. photoshop is her best friend.. see how she looks on a normal day? like sh-. keep that in mind guys when you criticize your wife or gf, very few actresses look any better on a normal day than some whoever on the bus.
hmmm | January 31, 2009 at 7:41 am
wow you can just see that chin implant sticking out.. good job guys. and why is she sitting in front of a window with paparazzi outside making chimpanzee faces.. is she that desperate for attention?
mmd | January 31, 2009 at 9:53 am
she isnt ugly but she isnt that great either
shes just another attractive lady
i have seen way more beautiful woman lol
anyway, yeah every mom needs a massage once they have babies
Cash | January 31, 2009 at 11:38 am
That’s the face she made when I shoved my dick into her ass while she was pregnant
Vejji | January 31, 2009 at 4:36 pm
L M A O @ 13. havoc
Pathetic Worm | February 1, 2009 at 12:31 pm
nail
michy | February 1, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Seriously she has never been all that…
cavy | February 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm
She’s still much better looking than the average person, but it seems like having a kid drained all the “beauty & sexy” right out of her. She looks rather dull these days. Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s pretty, but not movie star pretty.
Alec Baldwin | February 2, 2009 at 10:08 am
I’d smell those fingers afterwards.
Not Jessica Alba | February 3, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Anyone else notice her ears are SIDEWAYS???
dickspitz | March 6, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Jessica needs a guy to put some lust in her life. A guy who oils up and massages her glorious buttocks then sodomizes the anus to make certain the sphincter is properly massaged!
Robert Joe | July 29, 2009 at 4:18 am
she’s the best, no matter what she do, I just love her!
micro sd card | November 30, 2009 at 1:19 am
Great photo!!!!!! thanks for the the demonstration i cant wait to try this!! and she must be pretty much relaxed now…..
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