Jessica Alba gets a traffic ticket

By: Superficial / February 21, 2006

jessica-alba-ticket.jpgIf you have as much money as Jessica Alba does, wouldn’t it just make sense to hire a guard monkey to fling poo at any officer that might try to give you a ticket? If I had that kind of money I’d get at least two. Because if anything keeps officers away from your car more than a monkey throwing poo at them, it’s two monkeys throwing poo at them.

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