A newly single Jessica Alba was spotted at a Beverly Hills drugstore yesterday looking pretty distressed. I’m guessing it’s because she’s cold and forgot her bra. Or maybe she’s unhappy with the store’s selection of detergents. Or maybe it’s because I turned her down for a date. It’s probably that last one. I do that all the time and the ladies just hate it.
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Texas tranny | August 1, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Nice tits.
djthecat | August 1, 2007 at 1:50 pm
she looks like she is about to moon me in the last picture
Narrator | August 1, 2007 at 1:51 pm
THREE Little Pigs!
whitegold | August 1, 2007 at 1:53 pm
I’m a little surprised to be saying this, but I think I much preferred Victoria Beckham’s hard nipples!!!
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 1:53 pm
This is a very good thing. She should only be allowed to go out into public with hard nipples and no bra
Chauncey Gardner | August 1, 2007 at 1:53 pm
I love that she can’t even go to the fucking store without some asshole shoving a camera up her cunt. I just love it. Fuck the celebs.
ali | August 1, 2007 at 1:55 pm
shes seriously pissed because he wouldn’t date her. i was there. i always am. i am her hard nipples.
We-Le-Surrender.... | August 1, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Clean up on aisle five… Um… I need a towel please…
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 1:57 pm
#3, how about a chat sometime, like on e-mail, or some messenger service? Kind of hard to talk to you in here. Plus, this really the appropriate place to have a conversation.
omfg | August 1, 2007 at 1:58 pm
omfg!! she’s so hot
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Damn she got a nice rack, if she can wear that shirt with no bra. Those titties are to die for. They hold up really nice, and aren’t hanging or in some odd position. This girl I would do every sexual act imaginable to her.
dolcejenny | August 1, 2007 at 2:01 pm
She looks pissed. Why can’t celebrities unravel the enigma?
People want to see your picture, that is WHY you get paid to be in movies.
If people didn’t care, photogs wouldnt follow her and she would be worth $0000000
It’s a vicious cycle, Jessica Alba….but the look on your face says you have finally understood: YES you did make a deal with the devil moron.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I am just curious now. Are Eagle Eye’s tits this firm, round, and have the texture to hold up like Jessica’s tits? Just giving you a hard time Eagle Eye, if you want to ignore me you can. I will leave you alone now, obviously you don’t want to talk to me.
jrzmommy | August 1, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Is she about to pinch a loaf?
Texas Tranny | August 1, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I wonder if she’s wearing pretty panties.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 2:07 pm
#14 and #15 Good point on both questions. I am now wondering the same.
Eagle Chick | August 1, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Mmmm. My tits are very “soft” as my very pc gyno told me one day! WTF? For some reason my male gynos like to make comments to me! Go figure!
adeliza | August 1, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Whoopitty God dang do.
drdanny | August 1, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Jeez, that pap-guy is dumb! She’s clearly in the act of dropping her drawers. Why did he stop shooting?!?
Nancy | August 1, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Where is she that Tide detergent costs $1.99?!?!?
p911gt10c | August 1, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: NO woman on this earth can make those stupid fuckin oversized sunglassed look good. Not even Jessica.
That being said, pic 3 looks like a girl who’s about to sit down to pee.
Hawt.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 2:12 pm
#17 can I post a comment on your site and you will reply?
my comment | August 1, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Unless she’s trying to shoplift feminine hygiene products,
this is really boring .
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 2:14 pm
#20 Nancy, I think you need some glasses, the tag says $11.99, not $1.99.
robin | August 1, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Dudes! She has a bra on. Idiots
coquettish | August 1, 2007 at 2:19 pm
#22—comment away
narconleptic | August 1, 2007 at 2:19 pm
she’s more white trash than mexican…nice boobs though
cubicle POW | August 1, 2007 at 2:22 pm
She looks like she’s about to steal something, especially in the last picture.
D4P | August 1, 2007 at 2:24 pm
12 – Exactly. I love how these celeb morons think they can get paid millions for appearing in movies, TV shows, etc., but still maintain their privacy in public.
kitty_kat | August 1, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Oh no. I hope The Superficial guy isn’t gonna start stalking Jessica Alba now.
Rich | August 1, 2007 at 2:31 pm
You can see the built-in bra in the third photo, the side and top lines. Still, there is excellent protusion through two layers.
xlg | August 1, 2007 at 2:31 pm
She looks like she’s going to take a dump in the aisle in that third pic.
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I think she is getting ready to moon the photographer in the 3rd pic
Brock Landers | August 1, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Jessica Alba has zero problems for the rest of her life.
Dizzybenny | August 1, 2007 at 2:40 pm
i hate those f***cking sunglasses!!!!
it don’t help when you have a small head you look like an alien!
DancingQueen | August 1, 2007 at 2:41 pm
You know the Mexicans… they STEAL.
Spankalot | August 1, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I just got done fucking her and said Bitch do my laundry now.
JizzyDizzy | August 1, 2007 at 2:44 pm
$11.88 for that box of detergent?? Anybody have the address of that store? I’m getting raped by my local shop, I’m payin $13.79 for the same f’n box!!! Oh yeah, nice nips too.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 2:45 pm
#36, I take it you are talking about ‘STEALING’ Jobs from the American people. That is because half of fuckin Americans are too fuckin lazy to work, and are on wellfare, or getting food stamps. Fuckin lazy people live here in America. And I am American, but just speaking the truth.
Fluffy Butt | August 1, 2007 at 2:49 pm
…. dum dum dum ….
two thumbs up for the perky nips!
wanks | August 1, 2007 at 2:50 pm
mmmm nipples
Dizzybenny | August 1, 2007 at 2:54 pm
the face that she makes on the 3rd pic look like she’s crappen in her pants.
Texas Tranny | August 1, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Do you think she’s into SCAT?
That’s nasty, but I would let her piss on me.
jrzmommy | August 1, 2007 at 3:02 pm
TT–Scat as in like, bee bop skeep diddly doo bop bippity-bippity-doo-wop-razzamatazz-skoobie-doobie-bee-bop-a- do-bop wow?? Or Scat as in like, poop?
She doesn’t strike me as the Ella Fitzgerald type.
Texas Tranny | August 1, 2007 at 3:12 pm
@44 ROFLMAOPIP
Very funny.
Yes I mean coprophilia, because it does look like she’s taking a shit in her pretty panties.
Bite Me! | August 1, 2007 at 3:13 pm
@44 Jrzmommy, I think it is the latter. After all, it is coming from TT
drewski | August 1, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Seeing her nice perky boobies and suddenly my cock and the shelves behind her have something in common………. lots of GAIN!!!!
JoeJoe | August 1, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Looks like the stick is finally ready to leave her ass – it’s been up there ever since she said she wanted to be a real actress.
gay4girls | August 1, 2007 at 3:22 pm
jrzmommy made me laugh
Earl Grey | August 1, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I hope TT didn’t mean coprophagia? Dogs do it, but that is pretty nasty if peop’s do it!