Jessica Alba was spotted flashing her panties in a see through dress while shooting a commercial for Revlon with Ellen von Unwerth. Unfortunately she’s wearing the least flattering underwear possible. I think my grandma owns the same pair, only hers is — wait did I just imply I’ve seen my grandma in her underwear? Aaaauugghghgg! *shoves a spoon into my eye*
EDIT: I’m moving this up since it’s way more fun to look at than Lindsay Lohan’s possibly fake MySpace messages.
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WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 19, 2007 at 10:36 am
WOW she looks great!
flavio | April 19, 2007 at 10:36 am
There is no underwear, anywhere, unflattering enough to make her ass look bad!!!
YouRang | April 19, 2007 at 10:39 am
God she’s hot. Too bad she comes off as such a stupid bitch.
yolatengo | April 19, 2007 at 10:40 am
damn! if i was as hot/famous/rich as JA i would crack a smile once in while
veggi | April 19, 2007 at 10:40 am
She would look good wearing britney, and that’s no easy task.
thisguy | April 19, 2007 at 10:41 am
My winkle just got big in my pants.
N'Arianne | April 19, 2007 at 10:44 am
Who ever wrote this hasn’t actually seen a grandmother naked. Well, certainly not a great grandmother. Now that is something. Someday Jessica will be a great grandmother…throwing her boobs over her shoulders in the shower… I am glad she’s already got the underwear. :D
AndresV | April 19, 2007 at 10:49 am
#2: Agreed, this is great, regardless of panty style….can’t go wrong with JA
F-Sucker | April 19, 2007 at 10:51 am
Now THIS is news!
Excuse me while I clean my screen.
wedgeone | April 19, 2007 at 10:54 am
I’m wearing a pair like that right now. They’re very comfy. And I feel pretty.
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 10:54 am
i don’t see what the problem is the pants – they’re by brief style pants, loads of girl wear them get over it. the men who visit this site are such mysogynist demanding idiots. i bet you never even get see a girl’s knickers in real life. they don’t go with the dress though i agree
Fifth Stooge | April 19, 2007 at 10:54 am
I want to drink her bath water.
Alandra | April 19, 2007 at 10:55 am
That’s fucking hot.
She’s fucking hot.
bungoone | April 19, 2007 at 10:56 am
revlon might want to rethink all that make up. she looks christina-esq with all that crap on her face.
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 10:56 am
i don’t see what the problem is with the pants. they’re normal boy brief style pants, loads of girls wear them. get over it. the men who come to this site are such over demanding mysogynist twats. i bet you never get to see a girl’s knickers in real life. i agree though that the pants don’t go with the dress
veggi | April 19, 2007 at 10:59 am
#11 and #15, I didn’t quite hear that. Can you repeat?
2for2true | April 19, 2007 at 10:59 am
I just found a comb in the men’s room at the Shell gas station!!
!!SCORE!!
fanie | April 19, 2007 at 11:04 am
She looks like she got a nose job! It’s so much thinner and pointy compared to before!
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:08 am
# 16 lol my computer keeps freezing so i end up pressing post too many times sorry!
Rachelraquel | April 19, 2007 at 11:09 am
those white cotton panties from old navy are the shit.
most obgyns tell you to wear those kinds.
C’mon guys, would you rather a girl have boring panties or a stinky yeast infection?
ha ha! i crack myself up.
But seriously, my boyfriend thinks the cotton bikinis are cute.
Anyway, Jessica Alba could roll around in dog poo and she’d still be hot!
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:09 am
i’m serious. i’m tired of all these demanding mysogynist twats, they’re exactly like my boyfriend. i do all the work, like dressing up and then doing a nice little strip tease for him, and what does he say? “For chrissake turn the fucking lights out!!!” and (when i’m within scent range) “Get the fucking puke bucket! Quick!”
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:10 am
hahaha someone managed to post something in my username. you are also a twat with no life
Dean | April 19, 2007 at 11:11 am
Those are average panties. They could be worse. WAY worse.
Kate | April 19, 2007 at 11:11 am
She’s hot enough to make me go lesbo any day…no complaints here!
But seriously, I agree with # 20…sexy underwear are a)not comfortable to wear on a daily basis and b)hazardous to your health. Now I’m not saying there aren’t cuter undies than what she has on, but give her a break.
Rachelraquel | April 19, 2007 at 11:12 am
#22, i didnt think youd say that about yourself
MrSemprini | April 19, 2007 at 11:13 am
Wait! What’s happening to my special purpose? It’s never done this before! Wow, it feels like a .. a ride! Wheeeeee!
chaunceygardner | April 19, 2007 at 11:16 am
I can’t stand that bitch. She can’t act for shit, and I don’t think she’s as hot everyone thinks she is, either. I’d still tag it, though. In the mouth.
mikeski | April 19, 2007 at 11:21 am
@11/15:
“the men who visit this site are such mysogynist demanding idiots.”
Pipe down and get me a beer so I can ogle Jessica’s caboose, wench.
Ruby | April 19, 2007 at 11:23 am
lmao @ 21! Sometimes those trolls crack me up. But ondmalin, you aren’t pressing enter twice and posting the same comment. You are actually typing a similar comment twice and sending it.
BarbadoSlim | April 19, 2007 at 11:23 am
Meh, panties schmanzies. YOU on the other hand superllame dude reaaaally suck. How in the hell do you screw up a grandma panties joke? But there you went.
itspat | April 19, 2007 at 11:26 am
In my fantasies Jessica always wears g-strings (and has laryngitis).
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:27 am
why is everyone finding this concept so hard to understand? if your computer freezes you don’t know if you’re message has sent. and it doesn’t save it. therefore you have to type it again. it’s quite simple i assure you
lambman | April 19, 2007 at 11:28 am
Jessica Alba is soooooooo 2005
lambman | April 19, 2007 at 11:31 am
Also, why is she wearing that coat? It’s sunny out and we’re half way through April, well past parka season
rrd | April 19, 2007 at 11:31 am
lambman shut your mouth! this girl is smokin’ she’s making Maxim’s Hot 100 as #2. Should be #1
House, M.D. | April 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
800mg Midol Maximum Strength Cramp Formula for ondmalin, stat.
BarbadoSlim | April 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
Posted by ondmalin on April 19, 2007 11:27 AM
” I wear granny panties and have to make sure my defense of them gets really, really posted!”
There, I made sure to get your point across, no charge.
Fishstick | April 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
#26 – awesome reference.
Fishstick | April 19, 2007 at 11:38 am
i like thongs – its combination underwear and butt floss. who needs toilet paper?
wedgeone | April 19, 2007 at 11:40 am
I like thongs, but only for a girl with a dark-colored half-dollar sized anus ringed with black pubic hair that’s trapping dirty bits of toilet paper.
xtinemarie | April 19, 2007 at 11:44 am
I thought they were just part of the bodysuit that goes with the dress?
Cotton underwear rules.
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
agreed – cotton underwear rules.
kickservebt | April 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
I wonder if she would let me lick her spleen…
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
urine-stained cotton underwear rules.
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:48 am
shit-streaked urine-stained cotton underwear rules.
daηielle™↵ | April 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
Fugliness personified. She should’ve been on the back of the Maxim magazine…not in it.
She couldn’t act her way out of a paperbag either.
ondmalin | April 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
shit-streaked urine-stained cotton underwear encrusted with thick white cheeselike discharge rules.
sophiastar | April 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
farrrrrrrr out….. no one would ever say no to that….. damn!! even my panties are wet!
Ruby | April 19, 2007 at 11:51 am
That shore is some ski outfit though.
daηielle™↵ | April 19, 2007 at 11:52 am
no