Jessica Alba & Cash Warren ‘quietly wed’

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2008

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren apparently were married yesterday, according to People:

The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.
Alba, 27, is expecting a daughter with Warren, 31, this summer. The couple met while filming Fantastic Four and were engaged last December.

Quietly wed, huh? So does that mean no one talks through the whole service? Because that I like. And, shit, why stop there? How about no talking for the entire marriage? It’ll be a relationship built on love and head gestures. But sometimes crying when I specifically nodded for mustard and not mayo. C’mon!

The Superficial silently congratulates the happy couple.

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