Jessica Alba is featured in the 2009 Campari calendar, and God, she is so brave for posing like this after having a baby. Talk about empowering. It really gives women out there hope that they too can look awesome after child birth. (Provided they have access to a full-time physical trainer and someone who kicks ass at Photoshop.) Don’t stop dreamin’, ladies.
NOTE: I have no idea which pic is which month, but I do know this is Jessica Alba wearing a bathing suit. I win!
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just fukin beautiful, thats what she is
Howcome I’m the only one who’s posted about the idiotic use of red shutters in most of these pics. I wouldn’t want to have to look at some creative director’s tired solutions for a whole year…
oh yeah, and alba’s just a suit.
she looks really really good here.
her hair looks good dark.
What a lovely looking girl. Just so beautiful.
her head is too small for her body
this is terrible photoshopping
and her body isnt this good already
its called photoshop
Obviously not wearing a bikini because she had a c-section and doesn’t want to show the scars. Duh!
I heart Photoshop
SHE WANTS EVEN MORE RECESSION, folks?
With all the photoshopping done there, even I could have massive mams. Which would suck because I would treat every mirror like Bourbon St at Mardi Gras…
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Great example she’s setting for her 6 month old baby. Just further proof celebs will do anything for money.
Oh Em Gee. This is why I come here. Less words more pics!
Anyone complaining about that being a bikini or not is a gei. A big gei!
She looks bored.
Her hand in the first photo is upside down her pinkey is at the top of the glass. obvious photo shop bad editing…
Her hand in the first photo is upside down her pinkey is at the top of the glass. obvious photo shop bad editing…
Her hand in the first photo is upside down her pinkey is at the top of the glass. obvious photo shop bad editing…
Campari is nasty. It tastes like Deep Woods OFF bug spray.
15 years ago I was a Hooter’s Girl. I met an older guy who was a successful contractor. He married me for sex and I he for his $$$$. I was short and petite and yes the childbirthing tore me up badly. My asshole insensitive husband let me know it was not the same and yes he divorced me for having what you assholes here would call a sloppy pussy.
Now I give up the ass to the guys I am with when I really like them.
Girls be warned. Don’t have kids if you are small. Adopt.
one of our hot babes…
did you even have a comment ?
shhhh [they're mostly idiots n *ankers]
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
she is pretty hot i guess… im glad she didn’t keep the ugly blonde hair from fantastic 4!!
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hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site _ __MyInterRacialMatch.com__ last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman!
why are people interested in talking about her even though these are fake things? you should have known the fake news about her pregnancy and her joining the famous dating place~~~ TallLoving.com~~~~.. I can not believe it, you know she has boyfriend now.
omfg her hand in the first pic lol photoshopping gone wrong
i dont fucking see whats so wonderful about her
shes just like every other person
there are way more beautiful ppl than her man
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HAHA she’s got stretchmarks thats why!
She is fine. She looks like a good girl – I love brunettes. But what I dont like is seeing movies with many boys and one girl. It sounds like a gangbang and lots of juice on her face. Well I dont like that. Not at all.
Maybe it sounds cliche but I prefer seeing two pretty girls kissing each other with innocent look than two smiling gay dudes trying to drunk her , just to make her sleep so they could grab each other.
One offtopic question :
When you guys see two sexy hot girls boxing – the basic sexual analogy is lesbians, right ??!?
But why dont we think the same when we see boxers on the ring ?
Now to the topic: Jessica looks hot., she looks so perfect that all I can afford is to touch myself and nothing more. Untouchable cold beauty.
She fantastic. Alba FTW!
Shes fantastic. Alba FTW!
When were these photos taken? Believe it or not, but yes, some women can snap their bodies right back into place after having a baby (naturally, NOT with Photoshop) and others — those horrible bitches — stay in shape and just lose the 10-pound potato sack that their 230-pound sacks of shit helped them make. (Sorry, but dudes piss me off when they act like they had no part in the breeding process). In Jessica’s case, I’m sure not having a nine-to-five to worry about and being able to work with a trainer 6 days a week for 3 hours helped tremendously … and Photoshop was used on just a weensy little portion. Although I’m kinda thinking there’s a reason she’s wearing one-piece outfits (NOT bikinis) … she probably did lose her weight naturally and just doesn’t want to show off what she couldn’t drop (or erase) before these shots. Good job, Jessica!
My idea of heaven with this nasty, conceited bitch? Plunge my cock in her asshole with no lube ’til Jess is screaming,”ow,ow, easy baby! ow,ow,OW!,that hurt! ow,Owwww!, Please,slow down,baby! ow,Owww,OWWWWW! That’s it you dirty fuckin’ bastard! ah,Ahh,AHHHH!, KEEP FUCKING MY SHITHOLE, SHITHOLE FUCKER!!! AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHH! THAT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!! AHH! AHHH! OH MY GOD, I LUV IT IN THE ASS! Now THAT is heaven with Jessica!