Jessica Alba left the gym yesterday in West Hollywood. She really didn’t want the paparazzi to snap pictures of her so she called in the sheriff’s department who had nothing better to do than shoo away photographers. Guess the crime rate’s pretty low in West Hollywood. Anyway, I don’t see what Jessica is so worried about. It’s not like people haven’t seen a pregnant woman before. Except for me. So where does she keep the baby? Wait, it’s in her hat. I knew that all along. I was just testing you.
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Jessica Alba Rocks !!
She’s going to fart and they’re not going to smell it !!
HAHAHAHAHA…………………………
She’s proved she’s not the media whore the Spears family is. Good for her !
Lick my anal ooze all you pricks looking for a trainwreck and not finding one here.
I applaud the woman !!!
Jessica, you have millions of dollars. Hire a security guard. Cops have better things to do then get you through photographers.
what a damn drama queen. she’s almost not hot enough for anyone to put up with her bullshit. eventually she’ll be 35 with Jennifer Love Hewitt cankles and gunt.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club “wealthybeauty.com” She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
she’s turned into a real bitch since getting pregnant. I suspect it will get worse as she progresses in her pregnancy. Maybe when she pops it out she will turn nice again…but I’m not holding my breath on that one. Maybe we will get lucky and she will just GO AWAY!!!!!
53 – “gunt” – is that the same as a FUPA?
#45 – “She was said to be fond of internet recently.”
Huh? What the fuck is that? You make Yoda sound like fucking Shakespeare. When we start rounding up the illegals and booting their border hopping, expired work visa asses back to whatever shantytown they were hatched, I’ll recommend they come after you first. Please, PLEASE, resist arrest.
Oops.. I clearly meant #54… NOT #45.
I swear, internet spammer makings stupid with my typings.
is that a rip in her trousers?coz thatd be awesome lol
Pregnant and going to the gym. How sad and pathetic.
And what’s up with the bandanna under a trucker cap? And that sweater tied in a weird way around her back? She looks like a homeless pregnant illegal.
I have never seen any of her movies……there’s a reason for that.
Oh no, wait, my bad…she was one of the shallow Barbie chicks in “Never Been Kissed” and in my opinion, she can’t hold a candle to Drew Barrymore or even Leelee Sobieski. (Why do I kow her name????)
What is wrong with you people?
Yes, Jessica Alba is full of herself but she’s pregnant, hormonal, overwhelmed and crying over being stalked like an animal. Ironically, every other post in the bloggersphere is about what a loser Britney is for inviting all the media attention. Then you call others “cunts” for not wanting to be turned into circus freaks. That’s not fair.
@56…the two terms aren’t equivalent…but you get the idea. a gunt is a more well developed corpulent love-crevasse. a FUPA is kind of an earlier stage of this.
I WILL EXPLAIN THIS AGAIN:
this woman is acting this way because she is pregnant and she wants everybody to know. A dumb human-being would think she don’t like the paparazzi’s. This “SECRET” way of acting towards them just attract even more photographers. Because there isn’t a thing which attracts more paprazzi than SECRECY!!
…………………………………………….AND SHE DAMN WELL KNOWS THAT!!!!
@62…do you cry when it rains too? or for sick puppies?
she enjoys being paid millions of dollars for people to stare at her (it’s certainly not for her acting) and it nourishes her ego to have people fawn all over her. but if she’s having a bad day, she personally re-directs a police department? yep, that’s a cunt. and, although i’m not certain, you might be one too…i’m still deciding
who cares if she’s pregnant, like that makes her a special case. hell, give her a fucking handicapped sticker so she can park in special spots. pregnant hollywood whores are a dime a dozen these days.
25, you’re being a little dramatic about the stress inducing a miscarriage…she’s not 50 years old. oh, and here’s a thought, she should work out at home if she doesn’t want to be photographed.
Normally I ‘d see a pic of Jessica Alba crying and I’d be like “awe poor hottie don’t cry Jessi you might melt away your hotness white chocolat” *wipes drool
But now that she’s just another fatty so there is no pity. The hotness has been devoured by fatness and I know that when she balls it means she’ll just go home sit on her ass and scnsole herself with fat girl food and a couch potato marathon of love your body fat girl movies and what will all that do? Make her even fatter of course. * throws up in mouth
Oh you say she pregnant not fat, I’m sorry I didn’t know there was a difference.
She called the cops because she wasn’t wearing her makeup, and she was really scared of the paparazzi taking pictures of her average and even ugly self without makeup and show them to the world, that’s why.
Like this one: http://i11.tinypic.com/6l4b4go.jpg
I’ve always said it, this bitch is NOT HOT, she’s nothing but photoshop, digital enhancing and airbrushing over gallons and gallons of professional makeup and media hype trying to shove her and her allegedy and unexisting hotness down our throats and sell her average self as hot so they will sell more. I’m sorry but I’ve got eyes and judgement, I’m not a dumbass sheep whose brain is controled by the media, and this bitch is nothing but a glorified average chick.
Yeah cover your face and hide ugly bitch, cover your face and call the cops before everyone sees how ugly you are without your effin makeup and digital enhancing!
@62
please leave us alone
66 – see #15 and …Word!
As an addendum to #15….
If she goes to the gym because she has a “private training session,” well that can be done at home too. There is NO REASON for her to leave the house to work out. No wait, there is a reason…..TO BE SEEN!!!!!!
Stop yer bitching, BITCH and build your own gym in your luxurious Holllywood home.
Que se cree esta puta creida, sin talento, sin morales o modales. Estupida.
66: women have had miscarriages for all sorts of reasons. I had a friend who delivered at 6 months (baby was 3 pounds) simply because her body couldn’t handle the pregnancy. My friends’ aunt has had 3 miscarriages for “no apparent reason” whatsoever.
Nice! You’re a true paparazzi scum. :-)) You struggled to get this lousy picture just to be mean to this bitch? So what if she has a small belly? It was necesarry to tell that her child is under her hat? I wonder how you would cope with dozens of desperates cretins around you (and your family) every day you’re leaving the house, the gym, shops, cinemas, etc etc…
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Good for her.
Paparazzi get away with everything, and its not fair. EVERYBODY who is followed by paparazzi should do that. There should be some sort of law against paparazzi
just so everybody knows, she was prolly doing some sort of yoga/stretching, since she has a TOWEL.
“She’s…what? Three, four months pregnant? And still hitting the gym? Although a pregnant woman at her stage can still move and do physical stuff, she should lay off exercise until AFTER she has her baby, which is when she’ll want to lose that fat. What, does she expect to flatten her stomach??
God, she’ll probably go into labor while at the treadmill. Narcissistic cunt.”
“Pregnant and going to the gym. How sad and pathetic.”
Are you guys serious?? Do any kind of research and you’ll find that almost all doctors agree that you can exercise while pregnant, especially if you were fit before you got pregnant. My sister went jogging all throughout pregnancy. Guys gripe cause girls get fat after they get pregnant, but you can stay about the same size (except for you belly) and stay toned and its just that much easier to get your pre-baby body back.
It’s actually better to stay active while pregnant.
Personally I would have done the same thing. I’m pretty sure that the day in question was an addition to the many others days she was followed by photographers. People do deserve some kind of privacy famous or not. How woul you feel if you couldnt pick your nose without someone taking a damn pic and then the following day posting in the media that you were eating boogers. This is just an an example of how a photographers interpretation of a situation is what its viewers are being enlightened with. Jessica was trying to eliminate one less picture for the paparazzi to add their own caption to. There is a time and a place for everything, and I’m sure Jessica doesnt always turn down a quick pose for the camera everytime. I think I read a post where someone said, ” get over yourself, its their job to take pictures”, with that being said without stars such as Jessica these nosey ass people would have nothing to do so therfore they kinda need celebrities around and vice versa. Paparazzi sucks ass and I hate how they always invade in peoples lives if your not gonna keep things on a professional level then find a new job jerks!!! No mean No and thats that!! Respect the fact that celebrities want one fucken day to themselves.
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