Jessica Alba calls the cops on paparazzi
Jessica Alba left the gym yesterday in West Hollywood. She really didn’t want the paparazzi to snap pictures of her so she called in the sheriff’s department who had nothing better to do than shoo away photographers. Guess the crime rate’s pretty low in West Hollywood. Anyway, I don’t see what Jessica is so worried about. It’s not like people haven’t seen a pregnant woman before. Except for me. So where does she keep the baby? Wait, it’s in her hat. I knew that all along. I was just testing you.