Jessica Alba went on a shopping spree in Beverly Hills last week and ended up dropping over $4,300 on clothes in a single afternoon. TMZ reports:
During her shopping extravaganza, Alba hit up trendy Harmony Lane boutique twice and charged up ten dresses and five tops in size XS. Jess also picked up some Insititute Liberal shrugs and a bunch of Vita bracelets and J.Rae necklaces. Alba was looking for outfits for her upcoming summer travel with boyfriend Cash Warren.
Ironic, since the only outfit anybody cares about her wearing is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. My penis and I had a talk about this and we’re in total agreement.
omgFRIST | June 5, 2007 at 5:05 pm
ugh!
mike | June 5, 2007 at 5:07 pm
fuh – fuh – fuh – FINE!!!!
(Thought I was gonna say first, didn’t ya? )
Wanky | June 5, 2007 at 5:11 pm
terd?
captain obvious | June 5, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Hope she bought some clothes that look better than that red balloon she’s wearing. What the hell is w/ hollywood fashion anyways?! A contest to see who can look goofier? Oh, and Jessica Alba is an over rated, snotty, average looking spanish looking chic imo.
Victor | June 5, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Oh my gosh, I would let her gizz on my face, give me a golden shower, whatever she wanted, or I wanted. Then I would lick, lick, and lick some more, and by lick I mean every square inch of her body. I would probably gizz before I got to any of this, but the thought is great.
PostModernX | June 5, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Eww
PostModernX | June 5, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Why is this news? I buy clothes too. Can I get a parade?
havoc | June 5, 2007 at 5:21 pm
I swear to God…I would drink her bath water…..
HOTNESS.
CHA | June 5, 2007 at 5:21 pm
if this lame post was attached to some hot pics of her in a bikini or towel or something, that’d be cool. but noooo…she’s wearing an ugly red dress.
BarbadoSlim | June 5, 2007 at 5:22 pm
What a waste of money, really, all she needs are tube tops and some shorts.
Victor | June 5, 2007 at 5:28 pm
#8, I would not only drink her bath water, but her douche water also.
Name (required): | June 5, 2007 at 5:29 pm
She has difficulty finding clothes that fit (over the stick protruding out of her ass).
Bern | June 5, 2007 at 5:30 pm
#11 – I’m pretty sure the douche is off the market … except in Scottsdale, AZ and the NYC Metro Area.
Jimbo | June 5, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Who gives a shit. What the fuck do we care how much cloths she buys or where or even what size. How you tell us if she wipes from back to front. That would be important information if you were going down on her
Jimbo | June 5, 2007 at 5:33 pm
@11 You are one sick boy victor
wedgeone | June 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm
“Insititute Liberal shrugs” – sounds like a political action group. WTF is a shrug in clothing land?
jcastanza | June 5, 2007 at 5:49 pm
I just want to know who the lady in the banner at the top of the site is.
Wanky | June 5, 2007 at 5:51 pm
douche water has many vital vitamins and nutrients..so ive heard!
captain obvious | June 5, 2007 at 5:56 pm
wedgeone: a shrug in ladies clothing land is a little, short, sweater type thing that is open in the front and women wear a tight fitting tank or teeshirt underneath.
captain obvious | June 5, 2007 at 5:57 pm
…or the shrug can also be worn over a dress, etc…
bamboozled | June 5, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Whut iz so great about dis girl? she is thin as a motherfukkin rail. She don’t do nothin for my big black dik. I need me some curves. And whut da fuck she runnin round like koolaid man fo in dat mess? Shit son. She ain’t dat special.
PatheticVictor | June 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
15 – “sick” is overrated for Victor. He’s just pathetically desperate – probably never had sex with a female human. Either that or he has no penis so he can only drink douche water to cum.
Donkey | June 5, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Picture 07, she appears to be airing it out.
BTW, I just don’t get it. I don’t see why she is considered the hottest woman of the year. In my opinion she’s barely even attractive.
Juego De Poker | June 5, 2007 at 6:19 pm
I agree with DONKEY!
She is not attractive at all! I don’t know what people see in her…
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | June 5, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Appropriate that her boyfriend’s name is Cash. Zing!
That reminds me, I’ve dropped about $4,300 on Cheez Whiz cracker Paks this year to date.
madaboutzoe | June 5, 2007 at 6:38 pm
#7, exacly!
Angry Ferret Jones | June 5, 2007 at 6:42 pm
I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
Bippity Bop | June 5, 2007 at 6:44 pm
She WAS hot, but now anymore. Girl’s looking pretty haggard. And she’s adopted some crazy flinty eyed look in her pics. Alba should be sent to Albania just like Jasmine Trias is working it in the Philippines.
noway | June 5, 2007 at 6:56 pm
not really that hot. waaayy too skinny, and what’s with the dead eye?
bluecanary | June 5, 2007 at 6:59 pm
TEN dresses and five tops and only spent $4300? Must not have been THAT trendy of a store.
Are you sure she wasn’t at H&M?
Poroleishon | June 5, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Ah shut up, she´s really pretty and has managed to look great in every single pic… except that weird fantastic 4 poster, she looks better brunnette as she is and not with fake blonde hair.
princess toadstool | June 5, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Size XS? What a fatty. But seriously, she is pretty hot. If I had her money I’d drop $5000 a day on clothing too.
Chauncey Gardner | June 5, 2007 at 7:19 pm
What a vapid, spoiled little cuntster.
I would love to see this unimpressive bitch get abducted by a bunch of dirt-poor and preferably inbred, psychotic, and grabby Appalachian hillbillies who force her to live in their world. She’d fucking cry 24 hours a day until her eventual suicide, and that would be sweet.
zippysweetcheeks | June 5, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Jessica Biel is way hotter
The Superfish guy is on coke | June 5, 2007 at 8:14 pm
If you can’t see how hot this woman is your either
a) A heterosexual woman or
b) A homosexual man
Any more questions?
lambman | June 5, 2007 at 8:21 pm
$4,300 for a shoping spree? I didn’t know she was poor.
This girl has 3 moods: boring, whiney and bitchy. Unfortunately boring is the one that generally wins out.
lambman | June 5, 2007 at 8:23 pm
WAIT A MINUTE, DID SHE GET A WONKY PARIS EYE? Check the main pick
CC | June 5, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Wow!
I’m so surprised! She found clothes that weren’t from the children’s department! Given her recently waiflike frame and all…
DahliaRose | June 5, 2007 at 10:34 pm
She is the best looking woman that I have seen on this site in months.
It is nice to know that she shops in Beverly Hills, and helps support the poor designers. If it were not for stars like her buying their clothes, where would the ugly, fat women from the Middle East know where to shop.
jessica albore | June 5, 2007 at 10:38 pm
#35.
forgot to mention heterosexual guys who have ATTRACTIVE girlfriends.
But I guess you wouldn’t know about that, huh?
Choocher | June 5, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Oye Chica, joo about as Mexican as a diet Slice at Taco Bell. Cono meng!
krazihottkelli | June 5, 2007 at 10:49 pm
ok, Victor and that doucheH2o
crap won’t get outta my head.
thankz a fuckin lot…sick….
shez diffinately hott…
don’t like that drezz…
and what R those 2 bonez
sticking outta her neck?
Green Monster | June 5, 2007 at 11:35 pm
I’d squirt one in her eye.
Shelby | June 6, 2007 at 12:31 am
She used to be gorgeous, but she’s just a little boring and blah now. More of the same..
Melissa | June 6, 2007 at 12:39 am
Pretty girl. I hate the balloon dress she’s wearing though.
frenchie | June 6, 2007 at 12:50 am
YAWN… all these celebs are getting monotonous to read about. I’m waiting for the backlash.
andreea | June 6, 2007 at 3:32 am
she is definitely poor – i’d have spent that money on one single dress… and who buys only one thing?
remember: beeing famous means NOT having money. she needs a rich husband :-)
meee | June 6, 2007 at 4:41 am
1) her dress is fucking ridiculous. what’s with the pointy hems near the sides of her knees?
2) she has straight eyebrows. like 87% of dudes. what the fuck.
casualmode | June 6, 2007 at 7:34 am
I thought she hated the photogs! I you are following a “cause” you should follow it though and not pose for them, be it for publicity or not.
Boba Fett | June 6, 2007 at 7:47 am
She’s the invisible woman, so she should wear invisible clothes.