Jessica Alba bikini butt

May 14th, 2007 // 47 Comments
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Jessica Alba had a photoshoot in Malibu last Friday and was spotted on the beach in a bikini and wet t-shirt. Which automatically makes this the best photoshoot ever. Well, except for any other photoshoot featuring me. Poets have died trying to describe my eyes.

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  1. FRIST!!!

    FRIST!!!

  2. FRIST!!!

    Slow day in internet world, I’d say

  3. Even my site has more comments and all I do is post pictures of comically large breasts and ramble … seems odd.

  4. chaunceygardner

    Jessica Alba is just another dumb cunt who got lucky. When her youth goes, she’s totally fucked. I’ll be waiting.

  5. Bugman4045

    Pic 1: Lucky sand grains

  6. Bugman4045

    Pic 1: Lucky sand grains

  7. so hard to type with 1 hand.

  8. Captain America

    So hard to type with both feet.

  9. FRIST!!!

    I think I’m dead. Someone call me and prove me wrong.

  10. lambman

    She is just so boring, I just can’t role my eyes hard enough.

  11. flavio

    oh god oh god oh god

  12. Hot chic, piss poor pics. Yawn.

  13. dumbphuck

    wow. simply fucking wow.

  14. YIKES! SHE’S SUCH A DOG. woof woof. So totally kidding! My husband will love these pics…whatta cutie.

  15. Sheva

    Boring no. It’s a lovely day. You want boring? Go to a Mandy Moore fansite.

  16. Very tasty looking.

    Want to touch the heiny……….

  17. captain obvious

    she is so overated imo. yes, she has a nice figure and decent face. But i have hispanic friends that look better than that. she just looks like an average hispanic girl who could be working down at the local walmart or something. and the personality and charm seems to be seriously lacking.

  18. hmph

    ‘Course you’ll be waiting Chauncey, you’re a fucking loser with nothing better to do.

  19. bellasera

    wow bitch is totally posing. what an attention whore.

  20. The_Squizz

    Man, I’d lick her asshole after she’s taken an enima induced dump.

  21. john J

    “bitch is totally posing”…. Unless I’m totally mistaken….people tend to do that on photoshoots! ..numbnuts.

  22. dr.kevinpothead

    Posted by chaunceygardner on May 14, 2007 1:19 PM

    Jessica Alba is just another dumb cunt who got lucky. When her youth goes, she’s totally fucked. I’ll be waiting.

    by bellasera on May 15, 2007 10:15 AM

    wow bitch is totally posing. what an attention whore.

    ^ ^ ^ ^ amen to that
    sorry i cant stand it this chick, she thinks she shits ice cream with gold nuggets and i bet she thought if she farted in a jar it would sell for millions on Ebay LOL
    overrated overrated overrated overrated overrated overratedoverrated overrated overrated overrated…….NOT pretty,
    and quite honestly, a complete joke. her voice reminds me of oneof those annoying yappy dogs and she cant act her way out of a paper bag.
    and NO i am NOT a doctor, i just work in my father’s office. sorry to dissapoint all the alba worshippers but i agree with chaunceygardener and bellasera on this one.
    just because i or anyone else do not find her attractive that does NOT mean that they are “gay, jealous, fat, ugly, blind, or stupid”!!! this is AMERICA, we ALL have our own opinions!!!!!

  23. can’t seem to find my arc
    enemies,eveyone is M.I.A.

    keep missing, stupid bitchez
    Plowz a faluwloope…haha..

  24. dr.kevinpothead

    Posted by captain obvious on May 15, 2007 10:06 AM

    she is so overated imo. yes, she has a nice figure and decent face. But i have hispanic friends that look better than that. she just looks like an average hispanic girl who could be working down at the local walmart or something. and the personality and charm seems to be seriously lacking.

    ^ ^ THANK you!

  25. Stoned Bored

    I’d do whatever she wanted.

  26. Nathan Sherer

    She looked better when she was on Dark Angel. She’s too skinny now.

  27. <3Allison

    THANK YOU, DETECTIVE SANDY VAGINA!!

  28. Jay

    I seem to remember her looking better.

  29. Josh

    She has too much cellulite. Fucking
    gross.

  30. captain obvious

    Posted by dr.kevinpothead on May 15, 2007 10:55 AM
    …No, no, no…Thank you kevinpothead! Glad to see someone else point out the obvious besides me, captain obvious, haha ;0

  31. The superfish guy is on coke

    Seriously, you need to get your fucking head examined if you are a heterosexual male and claim you do not find this girl attractive. Annoying? Yes! Can’t act? Most definately! Unfuckable? Not even if I was Brad Pitt and I was the last man on earth and I had to repopulate the earth and had just fucked 1000 women in a row, all tens. Some people have no taste.

  32. whattacunt

    snoresville!

  33. dr.kevinpothead

    Posted by whattacunt on May 15, 2007 4:44 PM

    snoresville!

    ^ ^ ^ amen to that
    no taste huh? like i said, to each his/her own!!!!! everyone has their opinions and mine, of her is this : she fucking SUCKS and NOT in the GOOD way! talentless, uber-overrated chick with hammer feet as big as chewbacca’s. whatever, ill say it again, i do NOT find her ONE BIT attractive

  34. Jess

    Captain Obvious, I totally agree. I see hotter hispanic chicks waiting at the bus stop.

  35. footmaster

    why don’t hot girls just give us what we need…..like some f’in solitude

  36. hollow

    she’s not overrated in fact, i think she’s underrated.
    she’s so hottttttt

  37. i would stick my tongue 11 inches up this chicks ass and tell you what she ate for breakfast… circa 1987.

  38. #37= please spare us
    your detailz…….

  39. knowitall

    Ass? What ass? Where? You all are too easy to please, this girl has NO ASS.

  40. Forbidden

    Her flat ass and cellulite keep getting worse and worse.
    Do any of you people honestly think she’s hot? I doubt so. Unless you’re incredibly desperate losers. Man, look at that waist, it’s as wide as her hips. Flat saggy ass with cellulite, flat chest. 0 curves. Face ok, not ugly, not pretty. Average chick. Hot? NOT AT ALL. Overrated? EXTREMELY.

  41. Fudge packer

    She has a perfect ass. I’d love to spread that ass explode with cum up her shitter. Next time she farts her panties are gonna be wet with cum.

  42. Fudge packer

    She has a perfect ass. I’d love to spread that ass explode with cum up her shitter. Next time she farts her panties are gonna be wet with cum.

  43. Fudge packer

    Look at that mmm she’s got a fuckable butt.

  44. jose

    she is a bitch she thinks she is american but she is a hispanic inside and outside her skin…. (brown bicth)

  45. she looks fine and hot breathe taking also to make man get cockstand off her.

  46. jon

    i wish i could grab that butt

  47. would like to put some cheese on her ass and lick it forever .. yummy

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