Jessica Alba and Wilmer Valderrama travel back in time

Superficial / August 24, 2006
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These shots of Jessica Alba and Wilmer Valderrama were taken last Saturday but it look like they came from the 90’s. I didn’t even know it was possible to make Jessica Alba look this awkward, let alone dressed like she just finished shooting an episode of Saved by the Bell. And everytime I mention Fez I have to bring up the fact that he’s done it with Mandy Moore and Lindsay Lohan. And now he’s somehow working his mojo on Jessica Alba? Even forgetting that he was Fez, this is the guy responsible for MTV’s Yo Mama. Yo Mama! The creator of Yo Mama shouldn’t be allowed to be friends with Jessica Alba. The creator of Yo Mama should barely be allowed to eat.