Here are some pics from the Voto Latino Event held earlier this week. It took me just under three hours to type that sentence. They’re oh so close to each other, touching, laughing – about three margaritas and one baby-oil backrub away from melting my brain. I can only assume the cameraman was gay, because if I was taking these pictures all they’d show would be a bunch of blurry red flashes and my tongue licking the lens.
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John | November 17, 2005 at 12:13 pm
I swear Jessica Alba gets hotter every day. She couldn’t look bad if she wanted to.
Shauna | November 17, 2005 at 12:20 pm
Wow this pic almost makes me want to sit through Rent…almost.
friseal | November 17, 2005 at 12:38 pm
Sweet little baby Jesus. The amount of sexual energy those two would create if they got together would power every spanish speaking third world nation for a thousand years.
grateful | November 17, 2005 at 2:36 pm
Wow! They are so much more attractive than the dead dogs in cages to the right of the screen!
Zanathon | November 17, 2005 at 4:07 pm
1st Pic:
ALBA: *whispers* “Do that monkey eating peanut butter immatation that I like.”
2nd Pic:
ROSARIO: “Look! Our boobies are kissing each other!”
ALBA: *thinking* ‘Who did my assistant say this hyena looking mo’fo was again?’
3rd Pic:
They’re laughing at the quality roles their agaents are able to undeservedly get for them.
4th Pic:
This is Alba’s expression whenever she’s asked what day of the week it is.
tori | November 17, 2005 at 6:26 pm
jessica is hot. i just get rosario though. she has nice boobs, but that’s about it.
tori | November 17, 2005 at 6:27 pm
edit: i DON’T get rosario.
sweet_elle | November 17, 2005 at 7:38 pm
what in the world is going on here?
Binky | November 17, 2005 at 8:30 pm
I agree Totally Tori…ahhhh…which one is Alba ?
derekd | November 17, 2005 at 8:37 pm
Alba is so hot. But I think there is a rule somewhere that says if you are unbelievably hot your not allow that have acting skills. Maybe its God rule or something. Dawson is so-so. Heard she still lives in the projects in New York. What’s up with that?
reflectcaprice | November 17, 2005 at 8:58 pm
i never knew jessica alba was so hot until i read the comments in this article! thanks guys! for stating the obvious.
cathy | November 17, 2005 at 10:25 pm
Jessica Alba is hot.. but that Rosario person?? !?!?!?
MzAmerica | November 17, 2005 at 10:40 pm
I think both of them are hot. By the way I think it’s cool that Rosario still lives in the projects if she does. What’s wrong with that? She’s representing where she comes from and it’s afraid to let the world know.
FeldBum | November 17, 2005 at 11:10 pm
if you don’t get Rosario, then go see Alexander. Actually, don’t. Just find the find the scene where she is topless online. The rest of the movie was god-awful
milfFlexx | November 18, 2005 at 12:00 am
I have two words for Rosario (first picture anyways): Arm Hair.
smaddox | November 18, 2005 at 1:15 am
it’s when you put Alba next to anybody else you really see how nice she is…
Cindylover1969 | November 18, 2005 at 2:24 am
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica…
HOMELESS(TM) | November 18, 2005 at 7:04 am
so did they get naked or what?
suzy | November 18, 2005 at 10:24 am
^^^ lol
Rosario is pretty! I just think she needs to fix her eyebrows.. and so what for arm hair… EVERYONE has it!!! so she didn’t wax or shave… who cares…… it’s not like she’s growing a beard on her arms.. like a monkey or whatever
jevaun | November 18, 2005 at 12:45 pm
Rosario is smoking hot. I’ll fight anyone who says different. That goes double for you Jason Lewis!!! You hear me pretty boy?!?!!? I’ll tear your $h!t up!!!!!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 18, 2005 at 3:31 pm
Jessica has an *ahem* adam’s apple. Oh wait, that’s just because all the adipose tissue in her neck has dissolved from throwing up so much making her trachea poke out like a little pinecone. My bad.
an44 | November 18, 2005 at 3:55 pm
Rosario’s mouth is engaged in a constant struggle to swallow her own head.
andrewthezeppo | November 18, 2005 at 5:29 pm
I think Rosario is hot, and after sitting through Alexander I think we’ve discovered the worlds most perfect breats…
but I still think of Alba as that skanky bitch from that crappy Buffy rip off.
drowningfool | November 18, 2005 at 7:10 pm
I wonder what they’re laughing at in that one pic…they’re probably both reminiscing about the time a drunk Collin Farrell tried to sleep with them…pulled out his member…and I think that’s when they both start laughing….just a theory
procyon | November 18, 2005 at 7:50 pm
That’s tighter than a virgin on prom night.
The Scarlet Bitch | November 18, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Rosario is smoking hot, especially in “everywhich way but loose”. Damn that was hot. No wonder Clint Eastwood wanted her as Clyde the love interest. P.S apparently they did get together. Alba mentioned that a chimp tongue pashed her at the mtv awards.
hafaball | November 18, 2005 at 11:18 pm
Erectified!!
assholic | November 19, 2005 at 4:01 pm
jessica alba looks like a pile of crap, no joke while yeah, rosario has really great pair of boobs. come to think of it, she has quite the perfect body. i’m all bout the boobs, man. not too hot bout her face though.
Bill Clinton | November 19, 2005 at 6:56 pm
Damnit!! Jessica will ya do a nude sex scene already……just call the movie “Alba gets naked and has sex” and it will top Titanic in the first week.
She’s such a prude. I like’em trashier.
billabong021 | November 20, 2005 at 7:49 pm
Rosario Dawson has some kinda alien beak in that big picture :^
HOMELESS(TM) | November 22, 2005 at 8:27 am
yea but still… did they get naked or what?
WTF | November 22, 2005 at 1:32 pm
Alba and Rosario are BOTH nasty bitches.
Look at those small white STRETCH MARKS on both of their breasts in the last 2 pics.
BARF! Not Attractive at all.
Can you say …”Over-Rated????????
FirBolgs | November 22, 2005 at 5:03 pm
The only boobs without stretch marks, my friend, are very small boobs. I contend your an adolescent. Do they have sharp knees too?
xd | November 23, 2005 at 3:10 pm
Jessica Alba is the most over-rated woman… just because of the scenes in Sin City that any attractive looking girl could have made equally hot and many even so much hotter. She’s not hot at all, sure she’s not ugly but that’s all. She totally sucks. And is the most over-rated person ever. There are millions of girls outta there who are so much sexier.
PostAcidYouth | December 11, 2005 at 3:28 pm
Jessica Alba is a very average looking girl without the makeup…nice eyes, that’s probably the extent of it. She looks a bit too teenage for my tastes. She cannot act for love nor money, either. I’m shocked that she gets so many roles considering her lack of talent.
Kaileygrl | February 18, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Rosario Dawson is NASTY. Did you get a look at her massive arm-hair?? What a skanky ho. Also, the fact that Jason Lewis (total hottie) is dating her is almost too much to take. Jessica Alba is just ok, I see hotter girls at the mall in Miami…..