Jessica White Celebrates Breaking Up With Sean Penn, Gets Arrested

October 26th, 2010 // 75 Comments

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White was arrested over the weekend after getting in a barfight with another woman. Except there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation, according to her lawyer: She was just a little too excited about leaving Sean Penn. RadarOnline reports:

“Jessica was out with a bunch of friends celebrating her new single status,” her attorney Mark Jay Heller said. “She just ended her relationship with Sean Penn and was celebrating.”
According to reports, White allegedly hit a woman repeatedly in the face and pulled her hair. She was then arrested outside of New York’s Avenue Lounge. She was held in police custody for over 12 hours.

While some of you might be wondering why Jessica’s lawyer would bring up Sean Penn, it’s safe to assume the legal community recognizes Sean’s hunger for rampant punching is transmitted sexually at this point. Of course, one might joke that means he must’ve had sex with Chris Brown and Mel Gib– Ho. Lee. Shit.

Photos: SI.com

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    • da chosen one

      Is she supposed to be attractive? She looks like Rhiana in the first pic…not good not good

      • youyou

        how does she look like rihanna, The only thing they have in common is being tall and of african descent. And of course she is gorgeous. On the other hand i doubt you are.

    • mark

      is she supposed to be attractive? real funny numb nuts……she should pi$$ in your face but you are too busy sucking some guys co$k.

  1. Holy Crap how did Sean Penn end up with HER???? Oh yeah, I forgot. He’s a millionaire actor who is also directing in movies and has a history of being abusive towards women … and cameramen.

    • cc

      The extent to which women are drawn to money and fame is really pretty sad. Even if they have demonstrated repeatedly that they are assholes or abusers, that doesn’t stop women being drawn to them.

      Funny, men are frequently criticized for pursuing bimbos, but does the fact that women will spread their legs for anyone with a 7 figure net worth or who has appeared in People make them any better? You get the douchebags you deserve.

  2. Rough skills and power tools

    According to page six shes a psycho bitch from hell. Id say degrade her from being a “model” and sentence her to a 9 to 5 for the rest of her days…That’ll learn ya…

  3. Maybe she went to the Naiomi Campbell school of Diva Modelling? lmao

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Funny stuff Dante. VERY edgy. Here’s hoping this broad knocks your teeth out.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Hey ! That’s three posts on one story – according to Kevin that makes you gay!

  4. me

    Very pretty, in a “thoroughbred horse with muscular lines and a shiny coat” kind of way. I just can’t see them (the blacks, that is) in a sexual light.

    Anybody else know what I mean?

    • Mike Walker

      No, we’re heterosexual.

    • It had to be said

      No. I like to have sex with gorgeous women.

    • She’s VERY pretty with a great figure, but I will always much prefer girls who are pink & white over the brown sugar.

    • meh

      Black women are blue and purple on the inside. Lol

      • youyou

        wowo it’s amazing how american citizens think they belong to this great nation when really it’s chock full of narrow-minded, ignorant and racist persons. How can you logically form the words that you are not sexually attracted to someone because of their skin colour. She is strikingly beautiful but yet all people have tosay i shateful comments premised on the dislike of the colour of her skin. My god you guys are neanderthals. To the intellectuals who live in the States: Wow it must be frustrating to live in a country like that

  5. Dean Moriarty

    Jessica White can repeatedly hit my penis with her face and then pull whatever hair she can get hold of.

    “My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.”

  6. Zombie Chris Penn

    I can’t blame her, if I sobered up and realized I’d been penetrated by Sean Penn I’d be looking for somebody to punch too. (man, if I had a nickel for every time THAT happened)

  7. noodles

    I would pound her ’till her ears bled.

    • B

      You’re a sick fuck and need help. She does resemble a horse…that’s animal cruelty.

    • Valentina

      Gross, you’d pound that silverback gorilla in a wig? Ewww.

      • youyou

        apparently you think you walked out of your mother’s womb looking perfect, I highly doubt it. you probably look like a gorilla and smell like one. She on the other hand looks like an angel.

  8. jrdffr

    your stories are boring. this makes me not want to come to your site.

  9. meh

    I would pound her ears till her ass bleeds.

  10. Tommy Lee's Cock
    Commented on this photo:

    is her name supposed to be ironic?

  11. Boogeyman King Dong

    Is da girl from the Caribbean?!

  12. RoboZombie

    Pic #2: This one time at Band Camp…With a SOUSAPHONE! Good Lord woman!
    I’ll show you my tromboner!

  13. Rough skills and power tools

    My eyes are too quick! i just saw swift comment deletion by the superficial. If you’re going to be racist at least make it funny a little…

  14. Minerva Smelibut

    Hot digdarnit she make me go wowza down their!

  15. Commented on this photo:

    Those are some giant man feet….are we sure she’s not hot a tranny?

  16. ricor

    You can take the black out of the ghetto, but you cant take the black out of a black. Violent, low class. OK not all, everyone should be judged as an individual, but it is a correct steryotype.

  17. Ash Bones

    Is her middle name Not ?

  18. Commented on this photo:

    Shawn Pen was hitting that. WTF! How do I become famous?

  19. Commented on this photo:

    Dang gurl I’d spit out my skoal for me sum uv dat!!!!!!

  20. Commented on this photo:

    Shawn Pen must be sad like uh muther fudger… Hope he didn’t ruin it for all other white guys. Me being white I’d like to think (dream) I still have a shot…

  21. Commented on this photo:

    Me so horny me love ya for long time….

  22. Commented on this photo:

    Wish there was just one ass shot.

  23. Commented on this photo:

    I’m smoking a cig now. Thanks Baby!

  24. captain america

    these sort of americans are ashamed to be black.
    ……THAT’S WHY SHE IS NAMED “WHITE”!!!!!

    • B

      No it’s because somewhere in her family tree way back a slave owner couldn’t keep his dick in his pants either that or it was of marriage not too far back in her family and possibly just her Dad’s name. It is 2010.

  25. IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging by the LACK of comments, apparently Jessica White = Booooooring!
    Man, if this had been Heidi Montag or fat-ass Snooki, then BLAM!! Comments everywhere!!
    Might I suggest the untouched Brooklyn Decker pix?

  26. I generally like Penn’s body of work, but the guy is really trying to piss me off with this “nailing all hottest women on Earth” shtick. Dammit.

  27. Also oh, to al the Bubbas on this thread: shame on you inbred motherfuckers, go back to your trailers.

  28. wrecked 'em

    She’s an oxymoron.

  29. Goodlook
    Commented on this photo:

    courtyardpigeon Only a gay dude would notice her feet this chick is smoking hot.

  30. absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    I got excited when I first saw that picture because I thought Rihanna dyed her hair back. My bad..

  31. Pat

    Funny back in the days your ancestors couldn’t keep their filthy hands off of slaves…

  32. Mairi

    Must every article require a racist comment? I’m black..and i will say she’s not all that..but no need to put her down. Really? A gorilla?a horse? ur soo freakin creative arent u? STFU! Some of yall commentin..look like crap yourselves. I mean..damn..theres a lot of white ppl that arent attractive either..but u dont see us calling them names..and hating on them.

    • DaJudge

      My appologies from the lighter side, but try not to clump these inrbed hillbilly mother fuckers with the rest of us who don’t live in our mothers basement pounding cheeto’s and red bull in a pair of dirty tighy whities wondering if they will get the promotion at TCBY, to assistant Co-afternoon manager.
      Some of us don’t watch Fox news.

      • Skeptical at Best

        Now THAT’S funny!!!! And I appreciate your apology on behalf of your much lesser counterparts.

        And she’s really not that pretty, especially when she doesn’t have her photo shoot makeup on. She looks painfully average.

  33. Shakkanah

    If this was anyone but a black girl you’d all be calling her “Butterface”. But because she is mostly black we lower the beauty standards a bit (most of you do it) and actually find her attractive. Photoshop her skin white or Oriental tone and you’d all be running in fear from the huge lips, giant nose, grossly long manga thighs, and fucked up wide alien eyes – all things Halle Berry doesn’t have (cuz she’s a light black?) But because this girl is black, it’s “exotic” and “sexy”, when you know you’re really thinking “not bad for a black chick”. Kinda like rooting for the handicapped child at the Special Olympics. You’re just happy they crossed the line with tripping.

    • Shakkanah

      without tripping.

    • youyou

      you are either being hateful because a beautiful black women with al those features above either ignored you, dissed you or was either unimpressed by your lack of talent, that you retaliate by basing a global standard of beauty on traits that you find unattractive

    • youyou

      and next thing halle berry EYES AIN’T MUCH DIFFERENT FROM JESSICA’S. THEREFORE IF HALLE BERRY WAS DARK WOULD YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE? probably not because beauty to you is based upon skin colour. how sad! not some one is light skinned means they are beautiful. what you are complaining about is exactly what you are proposing other to do for another group of people. you’re a hypocrite and an ass

  34. KA

    I see the nasty haters frequent this site in full force..and lets be honest Jessica is a beautiful girl…why on earth would she be checking for lames *** weirdos who hide behind computers..

  35. gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    who?? didn’t even know he was dating a black chick… who kinda looks like a spider & was taught how to pose… I just see a weave, contacts & ribcage…. feh… pretty skin, but then again MAC does exist…

  36. Ricks_Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    No, the lack of comments on these pictures is most men on this site are WHITE MEN/BOYS who couldn’t handle a black woman< they gotta have flat ass, pale skin and no lips. LMBAO!

  37. Ricks_Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Gigi…how flat IS that pale ass of yours? LMBAO!

  38. Johnny

    I wish black models would go more natural. What is wrong w/ kinky hair nowadays. Jesus ladies you were born with your hair, be proud of it…

  39. alfred
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a real freek

  40. Commented on this photo:

    Girl you make me run crazy

  41. Johnny mac

    I would eat her from sundown to sun up and so would all of you

  42. Johnny Mac

    Good job sean ahe is hot… I can tell you from experience they are all pink on the inside.. Had a black girl in ecuador and she was almost flourescent pink inside in contrast with the black skin was a great turn on

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