Jessica Szohr Wearing Nothing But Paint

Presumably because they can’t afford Twilight’s Ashley Greene anymore, Sobe has tapped Gossip Girl star Jessica Szohr as this year’s body paint person. No offense to Jessica, but this is definitely a step down and I demand excellence in my vitamin fusion clean coal energy rain water extract juice. Or one of those crazy straws, I’m not picky.

Photos: Sobe, Splash News