Presumably because they can’t afford Twilight’s Ashley Greene anymore, Sobe has tapped Gossip Girl star Jessica Szohr as this year’s body paint person. No offense to Jessica, but this is definitely a step down and I demand excellence in my vitamin fusion clean coal energy rain water extract juice. Or one of those crazy straws, I’m not picky.
Photos: Sobe, Splash News
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this girl sucks so much. Anybody who has even seen one episode of Gossip Girl can tell you this bitch’s lack of talent makes Taylor Momsen look like Meryl Streep.
blow me. you’d let her sit on your face no matter what gender you are
they should have covered thee “triangle” part of her, blocked it with her legs or something
The last one is really out of focus.
weird body shape here
Who?
Still not understanding the whole nipple thing. They’re like nonexistent???
It’s easier to understand if the headline was “…wearing nothing but paint, and photoshop”.
Yes, they cover her in paint, but also use photoshop to erase the pasties over her nipples.
Been super busy fish, happy belated New Year
how’s this a step down from ashley greene i fail to see…
I think she should change her name to Ivana…Ivana Sukitov!!
Or perhaps Anita Bidet.
Pretty amateurish shots (nice hand, Mr. Professional Photo Type Guy). The fourth pic nearly makes up for it.
Looks like she is sucking it in in this shot.
I got something for her to suck and swallow ; – )
Too skinny
Jessica is way hotter than Ashley,Jess is an exotic goddess while Ashley is just plane Jane girl next door.
Why does she keep covering her breasts with her arms? Isn’t that what the paint is for?
Is there a reason why the only picture that shows anything interesting is the only one that’s blurry as shit?
Yeah Szohr is one of those hot chicks that happen to have dark hair. Michelle Rodriguez is an example…
Yes Michelle Rodriguez is hot. I bet she likes it rough in the bed. Hair pulling and all.
If she does it would be with another WOMAN. She’s a lesbo and licks PUSSY you DUMBFUCK.
>Yeah Szohr is one of those hot chicks that happen to have dark hair.
???
Why is the only interesting picture the only one that’s blurry?
cause she’s coverin up her boobies in the other ones, duuuuh!
I disagree. I find them all equally uninteresting.
Because you’re secretely a fat assed gay retard that actually doesn’t know what to look for on a woman.
Wow, it’s like you’ve known me all my life, except not really!
Even if you were working the percentages, “fat assed gay retard” is a bit of a long shot assumption… if you could work the odds like that, I’d suggest buying a lottery ticket.
I award you part marks for your enthusiasm, though.
HOT…LOVE HER…
I wonder why the fire hydrant is throwing up?
She’s as ugly as you could be without being retarded.
OMG she is so fat I can’t even stand to look at her!! holy shit why don’t they pick a fatter person to do this? she is disgusting.
She looks like she is not being as open as Ashley Greene was last year
What a waste of paint
I should have said she is being less adventurous than Ashley Greene but it is early to tell I cannot wait for more pics to surface!
I demand UHQ pics of this set!
Eh. She’s a skinny chick with a decent face and a light tan. There are literally thousands of girls who look better than her in NYC or LA or Miami, etc. Nothing special — except that so many American girls are frumpy fatso’s that she looks “hot” in comparison.
Sobeat yourself off.
After a 5 minute meeting with my penis I’ve decided that yes, I will look at these photos again in 15 minutes. After I have a drink of whatever the fuck she was holding. Frutopia?
at least her boobs aren’t sagging like the other Ashley’s were
Jessica: So, if I get naked and drink this water people will love me as much as Blake Lively?
Photographer: Of course they will. You’re so hot and such a good actress! Now move your arm and drink more water!!
Photographers thoughts: I sure hope this dumb bitch doesn’t figure out I work for Superficial and that water has roofies in it!!
Nice hair, Amy Winehouse.
that face – its…
ugly.
I think she looks great
I don’t understand… She’s freaking gorgeous!! Much better than Ashley Greene, clearly a step-UP in my opinion! I could lick those hips…
Agreed. While I can’t stand her at all on Gossip Girl–her voice and character are wayy annoying, she has an excellent figure. People who say she’s flat are crazy. Ashley has huge boobs cos she’s also got a big body to match. Give me a nice lean body any day!
Body paint doesn’t count if you wear nipple patches…fucking amateurs.
HAHA… I love how Blake & Leighton get Chanel and Dior ads and this tard gets SOBE water.. lol.. must be fun to be the most hated person on Gossip Girl!!
What’s with that mutant ear on picture #5 of 8???
Anyone is hotter than Ashley Greene in my book. Her face is so… pointy. You can fucking cut diamonds on her bony little sharp nose.
She was really hot in Piranha, but they made her look award here. Another hot chick from Gossip Girl. They all are except Momsen. No wonder she tries so hard.
She’s so nude that she’s not even wearing an ass!
I think she’s beautiful, but the girl can’t act to save her life.
She has Negro blood in her veins.
oh behave american slavemaster..shes hot,let’s just leave it at that..
Damn Maxamillian. Dumb much? Read his name he’s black. And Negro is a word most blacks commonly reffer to one another. And yes, unfortunately this bitch is black. Cant you see the wide nose, and her nappy curls when her hair is not straight? By the way her eyes are green the only thing white you can inherit from a Romanian gypsy! They are not as white as you might think either!
IT’S NOT “NEGRO”, ITS AFRICAN BLOOD IN HER VEINS AND SO ARE YOU. IF YOU ARE UPSET, WELL GO FIND YOURSELF A PIG AND GET A TRANSFUSION.
WAT THE FUCKING FATHER OF FUCK?
She’s hot & anyone w
How come every girls feels the need to be naked? I like naked but damned! Don’t girls feel they can do anything but be ho’s.
Nice paint job.
May I finish by painting her face Peter North style?
Is the paint edible?