Jessica Simpson’s Pregnancy is Rapidly Advancing

“They said ‘never be downwind of her.’ I should have listened, dear sweet God, I should have listened..”

Posted by Photo Boy

You may be thinking it’s insensitive to post this photo set and make cruel and baseless fart jokes at the expense of a woman experiencing the completely natural changes that her body is going through as a result of pregnancy. You’re right. But I won’t apologize, because somewhere out there is a Chilli’s manager who maxed out his quarterly bonus because of Jessica Simpson and I’ll be damned if this site fails to recognize her patronage. Also, look at that chick’s face and try to tell me it isn’t so bad she can actually taste it.

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