- Jessica Simpson is a Project Runway judge now. *looks up* That Jessica Simpson? [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady GaGa is stealing souls now. [Popeater]
- Will Smith is ruining his children. [Dlisted]
- Mila Kunis kind of, almost in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Blake Lively Link of the Day. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt covers Lady GaGa? You just read that. [IDLYITW]
- Marilyn Manson dressed as Kenny Powers. My mind just melted. [BuzzFeed]
- Malin Akerman is still hot. [Egotastic]
- Floyd Mayweather Jr. might be in some shit. [Bossip]
- James Franco is not gay, everybody. [PopSugar]
- Tom Brady apparently cheats football games and death. [The Blemish]
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peanut | September 9, 2010 at 9:12 pm
that really isn’t manson…is it?
Elle | September 9, 2010 at 9:33 pm
She’s gorgeous but I’m not crazy about that outfit.
netstarman | September 9, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Shouldn’t we fill up her feed bag before she leaves the stall , but I shouldn’t complain I’ll let her be and she will go off and chew her cud.
MrsEllis | September 9, 2010 at 10:06 pm
That video of Joseph Gordon-Levitt was so sexy that it hurt.
And why is this site so dead right now? There was a time when there were… a lot more commenters.
Righty Whitey | September 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Thats because Fish banned everyone that didn’t agree with his pc liberal windbag anti-American Obomma slobbing Hollywood elitist aggenda….
Superficial | September 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Allow me to immediately debunk that bullshit, Righty Whitey:
You’re still here.
Greg | September 9, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Floyd Mayweather…
Vito | September 9, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Overweight or not, I still think Jessica Simpson is blistering hot. And I suspect one-on-one she’s very sweet and likeable. Now if she would just start lactating and come on over to my place with a few dozen homemade oatmeal/raisin cookies…
elephantman | September 10, 2010 at 12:51 am
face it people she eats too many cheese burgers and she is overweight, she is trying to hide it under that butt ugly dress, she’s fat! i must agree though she could weigh 300 pounds and still look sexy. but come on that dress needs to be burned and so the idiot that made it. did she look in the mirror before she went out? i’d feel sorry for her but i got laid off and have no job, give lard ass another cheese burger!
peace out bitches~!~~~~~~~~~!
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 10, 2010 at 5:27 am
Look, it’s a pity you’ve been laid off. Maybe you come up with something soon, some business idea and become your own boss. C’mon many successful people call such cases blessings in disguise.
Except for pic 2-3 where she has like thick neck from behind -she is gorgeous.
That dress isn’t that bad. It makes her stand out. Besides it’s hard to find something gray that would look good with blond hair and this one is.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 10, 2010 at 7:43 am
good luck on the job search
bones | September 10, 2010 at 5:35 am
cbvcxbcv
captain america | September 10, 2010 at 6:11 am
FAT AMERICAN WOMEN WEAR THESE CLOTHES TO MASK IT, folks.
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 10, 2010 at 7:30 am
Are you one of these fags who comes to steakhouse and orders salad, holding spoon with trembling fingers?
Don’t type so much, you gonna faint!
dudeatdudedotdude | September 10, 2010 at 7:45 am
it’s a chick, and i bet american. tho i also bet slender.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 10, 2010 at 7:39 am
hope it’s not a complete sacrilege to ask here but is blake lovely starting to look like gwyneth paltrow?
http://www.jsimpson.net/displayimage.php?pid=6138&fullsize=1
pity about simpson, she really was irresistible once.
deepfried donuts should be outlawed.
one more who probly cant wait to be preggers, so she can justify the weight–and jeans
Lovemypubichairthick | September 10, 2010 at 8:49 am
I can smell the hair between those legs.
internet janitor | September 10, 2010 at 10:54 am
what a waste of a set of boobies
M | September 10, 2010 at 11:03 am
Oh my Lord, people. All of you know that if she did totally nude Playboy pics, you’d all melt to the floor. Photoshop could just be their little white lie.
Angel | September 10, 2010 at 11:36 am
Are you serious?
Commenting on a stranger you have never met, never will meet and has never hurt you…lol
hmmmmm,…somebody needs to get busy building a happy, fulfilling life. My life isnt great, but degrading women is just weak, and only shows self hatred…duh
Why do any of you even care if she is fat or not?
Seriously, why?
anything to avoid building that great life you all could be having.
Good Luck.
internet janitor | September 10, 2010 at 11:48 am
why do you care if we care that a once fine piece of ass let her self go.
over / under on your weight……167 lbs.
Weird Al Pacino | September 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Because this fat piece of shit only had one job, to look hot, and she couldn’t even do that right. Bitch is rich. She doesn’t have a real job and could be working out with a trainer every day & meeting with a nutritionist. Then, she could pay a personal chef to make healthy dishes for her. Fuck, it ain’t that hard if you’re not a lazy dolt. Instead, she’s a fat, retarded slob slurping air and ribs with the same gusto.
Ned | September 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I’d still gargle with her mestrual fluid
Ned | September 10, 2010 at 12:52 pm
She is so hot, I’d wipe her mailman’s rear end and chew up the t.p. I’d eat her grandfather’s toenail clippings.
Ned | September 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm
If she had polyps in her colon, I’d chew them like gumballs
Righty Whitey | September 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm
The Smiff’s are disgusting, Will & Jada are now pimpin’ their chillen’ cause neither has a career. Both their kids look like mini-me Allen Iversons, corn rowed little hood rats. I’m suprised they don’t have those green gangsta’ tattoo’s all over their arms. Represent, yo’.
Ned | September 10, 2010 at 1:12 pm
If she walked barefoot through a Polish bathhouse, I’d lick the fungus from between her toes
Righty Whitey | September 10, 2010 at 1:18 pm
she’s so hot, if she threw up and her dog ate it, you’d eat her dog’s shit.
Righty Whitey | September 10, 2010 at 1:12 pm
The people here making fun of Jessica’s weight are probably the same ones who support People putting Precious in the People’s 50 Most Beautiful People Issue…Just cause she was black and was okay in the Blind Side, it’s justifiable.. But a privelaged white chick puts on a few lbs and your off to the criticizing races. Bunch of pc windbags.
Put a waist cincher on her, some fishnet garders, an open push up bra, and anyone would go three pumps and out on that fine pussy….plus, when you bend over for doggy, you lose about 20 pounds in appearance, that’s the great thing about fuckin chuncky chicks from behind.
MISSterious | September 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Unfortunate dress. On another note, the only Tom Brady headline I want to read is the one about him cutting his damn hair.
Weird Al Pacino | September 10, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I wouldn’t mind a headline where he gets cancer of the balls and face simultaneously.
Jessesgirl | September 10, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Instead of tying to fool people with her dress why doesn’t she just get herself some crystal meth? Weight problem solved.
Marcus | September 10, 2010 at 9:44 pm
then her teeth would look really bad
Imma Ferrari | September 12, 2010 at 1:33 am
Damn girl, you fat.
kingjack | September 13, 2010 at 12:08 pm
The people here making fun of Jessica’s weight are probably the same ones who support People putting Precious in the People’s 50 Most Beautiful People Issue…Just cause she was black and was okay in the Blind Side, it’s justifiable.. But a privelaged white chick puts on a few lbs and your off to the criticizing races. Bunch of pc windbags.
http://www.voguecatchcom/index.asp