Jessica Simpson’s Outfit Doesn’t Fool Me and Other News

September 9th, 2010 // 47 Comments

- Jessica Simpson is a Project Runway judge now. *looks up* That Jessica Simpson? [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa is stealing souls now. [Popeater]

- Will Smith is ruining his children. [Dlisted]

- Mila Kunis kind of, almost in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Blake Lively Link of the Day. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt covers Lady GaGa? You just read that. [IDLYITW]

- Marilyn Manson dressed as Kenny Powers. My mind just melted. [BuzzFeed]

- Malin Akerman is still hot. [Egotastic]

- Floyd Mayweather Jr. might be in some shit. [Bossip]

- James Franco is not gay, everybody. [PopSugar]

- Tom Brady apparently cheats football games and death. [The Blemish]

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  1. peanut

    that really isn’t manson…is it?

  2. She’s gorgeous but I’m not crazy about that outfit.

  3. Shouldn’t we fill up her feed bag before she leaves the stall , but I shouldn’t complain I’ll let her be and she will go off and chew her cud.

  4. MrsEllis

    That video of Joseph Gordon-Levitt was so sexy that it hurt.

    And why is this site so dead right now? There was a time when there were… a lot more commenters.

  5. Jessica Simpson
    balla jazzhus
    Commented on this photo:

    omg, she swallowed a tank

  6. Jessica Simpson
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    What on earth is she thinking with this outfit? Her stylist should be fired on the spot.

  7. Jessica Simpson
    Rick's Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a white, female hick. Her weight gain was written in the stars. LMFAO!!

  8. Jessica Simpson
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    Wow, that potato could use some steak!!

  9. Greg

    Floyd Mayweather…

  10. Jessica Simpson
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    She’s nice

  11. Vito

    Overweight or not, I still think Jessica Simpson is blistering hot. And I suspect one-on-one she’s very sweet and likeable. Now if she would just start lactating and come on over to my place with a few dozen homemade oatmeal/raisin cookies…

  12. elephantman

    face it people she eats too many cheese burgers and she is overweight, she is trying to hide it under that butt ugly dress, she’s fat! i must agree though she could weigh 300 pounds and still look sexy. but come on that dress needs to be burned and so the idiot that made it. did she look in the mirror before she went out? i’d feel sorry for her but i got laid off and have no job, give lard ass another cheese burger!

    peace out bitches~!~~~~~~~~~!

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      Look, it’s a pity you’ve been laid off. Maybe you come up with something soon, some business idea and become your own boss. C’mon many successful people call such cases blessings in disguise.
      Except for pic 2-3 where she has like thick neck from behind -she is gorgeous.
      That dress isn’t that bad. It makes her stand out. Besides it’s hard to find something gray that would look good with blond hair and this one is.

    • good luck on the job search

  13. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d be jumpin’ on it, uncontrollably
    you guyz just can’t handle a big woman!

    p.s. – the skinny ones can suck a cock,
    but the larger ladies sure are nice to lie on after climax

  14. captain america


  15. hope it’s not a complete sacrilege to ask here but is blake lovely starting to look like gwyneth paltrow?

    pity about simpson, she really was irresistible once.
    deepfried donuts should be outlawed.
    one more who probly cant wait to be preggers, so she can justify the weight–and jeans

  16. Jessica Simpson
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    She looks amazing!

  17. Lovemypubichairthick

    I can smell the hair between those legs.

  18. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    Those unfortunate, chunky, stumpy legs … :|

  19. internet janitor

    what a waste of a set of boobies

  20. M

    Oh my Lord, people. All of you know that if she did totally nude Playboy pics, you’d all melt to the floor. Photoshop could just be their little white lie.

  21. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    Jessica simpson is still sexy as fcuk.

  22. Angel

    Are you serious?

    Commenting on a stranger you have never met, never will meet and has never hurt you…lol

    hmmmmm,…somebody needs to get busy building a happy, fulfilling life. My life isnt great, but degrading women is just weak, and only shows self hatred…duh

    Why do any of you even care if she is fat or not?

    Seriously, why?

    anything to avoid building that great life you all could be having.

    Good Luck.

    • internet janitor

      why do you care if we care that a once fine piece of ass let her self go.

      over / under on your weight……167 lbs.

    • Weird Al Pacino

      Because this fat piece of shit only had one job, to look hot, and she couldn’t even do that right. Bitch is rich. She doesn’t have a real job and could be working out with a trainer every day & meeting with a nutritionist. Then, she could pay a personal chef to make healthy dishes for her. Fuck, it ain’t that hard if you’re not a lazy dolt. Instead, she’s a fat, retarded slob slurping air and ribs with the same gusto.

  23. Ned

    I’d still gargle with her mestrual fluid

  24. Ned

    She is so hot, I’d wipe her mailman’s rear end and chew up the t.p. I’d eat her grandfather’s toenail clippings.

  25. Ned

    If she had polyps in her colon, I’d chew them like gumballs

  26. Righty Whitey

    The Smiff’s are disgusting, Will & Jada are now pimpin’ their chillen’ cause neither has a career. Both their kids look like mini-me Allen Iversons, corn rowed little hood rats. I’m suprised they don’t have those green gangsta’ tattoo’s all over their arms. Represent, yo’.

  27. Ned

    If she walked barefoot through a Polish bathhouse, I’d lick the fungus from between her toes

  28. Righty Whitey

    The people here making fun of Jessica’s weight are probably the same ones who support People putting Precious in the People’s 50 Most Beautiful People Issue…Just cause she was black and was okay in the Blind Side, it’s justifiable.. But a privelaged white chick puts on a few lbs and your off to the criticizing races. Bunch of pc windbags.

    Put a waist cincher on her, some fishnet garders, an open push up bra, and anyone would go three pumps and out on that fine pussy….plus, when you bend over for doggy, you lose about 20 pounds in appearance, that’s the great thing about fuckin chuncky chicks from behind.

  29. Unfortunate dress. On another note, the only Tom Brady headline I want to read is the one about him cutting his damn hair.

  30. Jessica Simpson
    Ray Sist.
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she’s not a brown, female lazy leech. Her weight gain is fine.

  31. Jessesgirl

    Instead of tying to fool people with her dress why doesn’t she just get herself some crystal meth? Weight problem solved.

  32. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d suck the fat right out of her thighs

  33. Imma Ferrari

    Damn girl, you fat.

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  35. The people here making fun of Jessica’s weight are probably the same ones who support People putting Precious in the People’s 50 Most Beautiful People Issue…Just cause she was black and was okay in the Blind Side, it’s justifiable.. But a privelaged white chick puts on a few lbs and your off to the criticizing races. Bunch of pc windbags.

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