Jessica Simpson’s Legs Look Like This

October 2nd, 2012 // 50 Comments
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Here’s Jessica Simpson outside a photo shoot (?) yesterday where you can really tell she wore heels her entire pregnancy if not all the way up to the point when she had to carry the kid out of the hospital but then asked if there was some sort of quickie surgery that could do it instead. “This just seems like work that might make me uncomfortable for a minute,” she probably said until a doctor came out and stapled a quesadilla to the baby. “Doctor Jesus,” she’ll later say his name was.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Jessica Simpson Legs Weight Loss Cankles Short Shorts Heels
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    Ridiculous shoes are ridiculous.

  2. seriously?

    ….i don’t see the problem.

  3. If it was a quesadilla that the doctor stapled to the baby, I have to wonder how Jessica’s pronouncing “Jesus.”

  4. Visible Ink

    Celebs who look good at 22 then look like shit by 30 should be open to lawsuits for ruining fun memories and causing psychological distress.

  5. Heather

    Ok, I don’t see it. Am I missing something??

  6. Palemon Pappassmearus

    MMMMmmmm, chubby , fat girls are soooooo grateful

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    Mark
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    She’s hotter this way – I like the curvier Jessica :)

  8. Kody Montana

    She couldn’t get a free drink in a bar in Wyoming unless she put out in the truck first

  9. Mike Hunt

    Spreadin them fat legs would take all of the lust right out of it

  10. Jessica Simpson Legs Weight Loss Cankles Short Shorts Heels
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    This would be the greatest thing I have ever seen, if I was a cannibal.

  11. Anita Massengill

    I wonder if she can see her cooch with that gunt

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    Elle Diabla
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    Pool table lags. Apparently, Jenny Craig did not include these into her “lose weight when you feel like it” contract.

  13. Her Spanish market persona, Gorda Simpson is about to launch.

  14. BK

    I bet she kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape!

  15. Lil Benny Waffle

    Look like what? Like legs? I don’t even…

    Why don’t you get a new lady to bitch about? Calling Jessica Simpson fat got real old, real quick.

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    GrandDragon
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    “Now that’s a cankle! Where does the calf fat end and the ankle fat begin? Who knows? That’s the fun!”

    -President Bill Clinton

  17. Neat, sweet, and…well…somewhat petite! I love her madly.

  18. Eddie Baby

    There is nothing wrong with fat Jessica if she worked 40 hours a week and had to come home and take care of her kid, but she doesn’t.

  19. cc

    Those are quite the pillars.

  20. Jessica Simpson Legs Weight Loss Cankles Short Shorts Heels
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    How do those wobbly things support her weight?

  21. Jeepers! Look at the gams on that dizzy dame! She might not skate around like some cheap floosie, but she’s a looker for sure! Myah, shee!!

  22. Salad Face

    Don’t make her angry… you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

  23. GORGON

    I keep trying to tell people, THERE WILL BE NO BACON SHORTAGE!!!

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    LegMan
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    I’ve seen a lot worse.

  25. Jessica Simpson Legs Weight Loss Cankles Short Shorts Heels
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    Looks like one of those big turkey drum sticks you see people walking around with at a carnival. Nam-Nam

  26. Jessica Simpson Legs Weight Loss Cankles Short Shorts Heels
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    So, Mr. Superficial, your parents were conservative and mean, mama beat you up, so therefore you make yourself feel better by making fun of women’s bodies all day long? I’m a woman, and I’m tired of reading this shit on your site. What a shitty world for girls to grow up in. I’m sure you’ve heard it all before, but geez… You seem like a smartish guy, you are reasonably funny. You don’t need to trash women’s appearances constantly to maintain/gain readership. You don’t need to turn phoney nice either. Also, FYI, Clint Eastwood is a douchebag and there is something wrong with Leonardo dicaprios face. Bloat.

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    At first, from a distance, I thought she was barefoot and that the edge of her shoe was actually an intense ankle fat roll.

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    katie
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    This picture is just mean. I get it- her legs are fat.

  29. Jessica Simpson Legs Weight Loss Cankles Short Shorts Heels
    KMan
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    What did you expect from the name of the website? I mean, really. Perhaps you should look up the definition of the word “superficial”, Martha Bloat Bag. If you’re “tired of reading this shit”, then why are you still here? Go eat some potato chips and leave it alone.

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    ozmosis
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    Warning! Do not zoom in on that foot.

  31. Jessica Simpson Legs Weight Loss Cankles Short Shorts Heels
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    I thought she was barefoot and on her tip pee toes,then I finally saw the shoe. I do think some people are way to hard on her

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    Me!
    Commented on this photo:

    I honestly think this is realistic!! My legs look like this and im 5’8 and i weigh 145…these comments above r just rude and malicious even….grow up! only dogs love bones!

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    neja
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    she is so short and sooo fat

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