Jessica Simpson’s Legs Look Like This

Here’s Jessica Simpson outside a photo shoot (?) yesterday where you can really tell she wore heels her entire pregnancy if not all the way up to the point when she had to carry the kid out of the hospital but then asked if there was some sort of quickie surgery that could do it instead. “This just seems like work that might make me uncomfortable for a minute,” she probably said until a doctor came out and stapled a quesadilla to the baby. “Doctor Jesus,” she’ll later say his name was.

Photos: Pacific Coast News